Here he comes, he hates rock
He hates break dance but he can post
He hates rap, he hates to act
And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats
Hey there. here comes the Lerk again
Here he comes ya'll, here he comes ya'll
Watch yo' back ya'll, here he comes ya'll
For a year Lerks been tryin to rip rhymes & get mine
**** lines, not like lava this time
he aint got gangsta crew death to bother with
Or a time conflict watchin them sci-fi flicks
On Skype he's contemplating each statement's wit
& He's concentrating on making podcast hits
& he's fittin' em line by line
got the night shoes on & tryin to find the perfect jjfp religion scheme
he's dreamin' about ya'll gleamin, doubt
"He's back from skypin he's screaming out
how he practiced JJFP religon & now he's devout
every JJFP album track packs what he's now about
In the past he hated The Passion, old fashioned"
spirtituality mashing, totally crashing
The Words out in a disorderly fashion
But back to the temple & guess what happened, KABOOM!
(ooh wee!) "The Lerks resilient!" Fresh Prince is GOD,
the movies killed him, wait, hold up, stop! You can pray to him
lock him back in Lerks hip hop temple while Dude's not filming
48 hours on the forum, shocked by the Lerk & his lack of money,
went from scenes with Uncle Phil to scenes on the Internet,
so hard to break free from this lunatic
not even past 20
but its done, so come see Will & the Lerk now, honey!
Here he comes, he hates rock
He loves break dance and he can post
He hates rap, he hates to act
And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats
Hey there. here comes the Lerk again
Everytime he touch his keys, he closes his eyes and he hope to shine
Then like a streak of light, they'd shout this name, they'd be like, YYEFFF!
Hey there, here comes the LERK again
just be glad you havent heard gangster crew death
everytime before he goes to bed he prays to Will and Yeff
woah!...here comes the LERK again
...here comes the LERK again!!!