Dicked by a bigger willie? Brakes, that line could be genius
If it wasn’t for the fact Katie’s clit is bigger than your penis
She told me ‘you’re superior to Ewan, he couldn’t do me this way’
At least I think she said it to me, I wasn’t the only dude at your place
Coz she treats her legs and crotch like an open buffet for free
Soon as she puts on a spread, then it’s all you can eat
Ask for directions? Well, that part is accurate actually
Coz I had to navigate through all the baby weight she still carries
Dictaphone? Yeah, only so I don’t make the same mistakes
“14 years and no progress, man, you remind me of Da Brakes”
So it’s not a surprise you fabricated record deal lies
Then 3 months later your demise was you’re still unsigned
I may be new to the game, but I’m at a height you’ll never reach
I come to you for advice coz those who can’t teach
You didn’t drop a battle verse, more like a rhythmic suicide note
They’ll only be a third round if the judges make sympathy votes