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fan 4ever

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  1. Thanx 4 all the votes people! Julie you were realy good....your first verse was real dope! Great battle!
  2. Here I go again, with the flow again Can’t believe I have to slap this hoe again You’re not on my level, accept the facts Neither were Pakalicous, Brakes or Shnazz Reading your childish rhymes make eyes hurt What are you doing Julie? This aint Cartoon Network This must be amateur night and Julie is on the mic I’ll have to set you straight like Tina got from Ike I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met me yet Your rhymes sound like something a drunken Britney Spears said What’s that smell? Oh it’s the smell of your defeat I'm so ill and elite like a Hilton Presidential suite It’s easy for you to say you’re the **** Cause you got the style and smell that comes with it I admit, it took me some time to write But unlike you I have a social life Do you feel the cuts of my lyrical knife I’m starting to “Own” you like me first name was “Clive” I control this battle, you can call it a wrap This bitch is recycling rhymes, that Santa line is still wack I think you and Lerkot would get along nice You got the same toenails and could share head lice Like Harris Publications, this girl got issues Stop crying Julie, give this brat some tissues I light you up like the wick that's on a candle I’m going out of my mind, I’m too much to handle I’m so hot even on my wackiest days I’ll heat you up, spin you around, call me a microwave Women emancipation aint nothing but a joke You need a rich guy in your life, else you were broke I’m about as Cool as J, but I have to let you know This time I’m Canibus and it’s Second Round K.O.
  3. Gather around, friends and foes, punks and hoes I’m about to destroy Julie, this is how the story goes I read your rhymes and those lines were unbearable Even a retard could tell that your bars are just terrible Why are you acting like you’re the finest When everyone knows that this girl is spineless I’m wondering what pills you are on You must be having a bad trip cause those rhymes were all wrong I ain’t even trying to come strong, nursery rhymes would do Cause face it, it doesn’t take much to murder you I should be humble though, I’m battling a celebrity Cause “The Girlie Had a Mustache” was all about Julie You have a wack flow it’s unbalanced like asymmetry You try and mimic me, but unlike you I have my anal virginity What’s up with all the below the belts references? You mad cuss real guys don’t put you in their preferences I’ve seen your picture Julie, the one with the large dog Beauty and the beast, and the beauty was the damn dog If I was a punching bag, you still couldn't hit me You have less of a chance than a blind man drunk on whiskey I don’t need no car, no money, no deal, I got this **** locked You're only alive because your daddy’s condom popped I’ve got a question Julie, and try to give an honest answer How come you look so white, you suffering from cancer? You always mention that you’re a girl, what’s up with that Are you uncomfortable about your sexuality cause boobs you lack? I could battle you all day, it’s no biggie for me See you’re twenty-three but that underpants line reminds me, you’re still in your puberty I’m slaughtering you so brutally, my rhymes hit you so physically What you lack is personality and the entire female sensuality I’mma rest my mind for a minute, I’m done dissin If you ever have a break-out performance it's cause of your acne condition
  4. I know I should have posted my verse yesterday...but I just can't find the time! These x-mas days are real busy....If it's okay with Julie I'll write one tomorrow. (26th December)
  5. Great news! I don't care if he doesn't come to Belgium...I'll go to London if I have 2!
  6. I saw it on Friday and the theater was packed! It was sold-out! The movie was great. It had some scary parts. I think I liked it more then expected.
  7. I packed Alicous and I broke Da Brakes Now I’ma mash up Shnazz, see if he has what it takes To compete with the real boys, no one adores fakes Tell your mother I forgive her, everyone makes mistakes But she should have kept her legs closed, for Pete’ sakes You get splattered in sections in matter of seconds Stick around for a while and I’ll give you some live lessons You said you were ill …. so better fight that infection First lesson is don’t write rhymes with your rectum You can’t kick it to rappers even though you “Bend it like Beckham” I really have to laugh with you delivering lethal blows I didn’t know you were in to pleasing homos You don’t want no beef, it’s bad for your cholesterol Lesson number two, your ego will be your downfall You shouldn’t have stepped to me, that’s lesson number three Cuss I leave you hanging like balls in a Christmas tree
  8. Today is the first day of release here in Belgium. I'll let y'all know how it's doing over here! I'm going to see it on Friday with a couple of friends!
  9. Man that sucks! We just need two more seasons on DVD!!
  10. What's wrong with this being a funny movie? I don't see the big deal here!
  11. This is getting very close! Strong battle!
  12. It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you Cuss now you’re talking sh*t, like Will Smiths nephew All that yip-yapping has got me really confused Is you a real MC or a delirious Britt on booze? They say white man can’t rap, I have to laugh at that Cuss Brakes can’t either and yo he’s black I ain’t being racist, I’m just stating the facts Cuss Brakes’ story is one from riches to rags Oh and you're very original, another joke about fags That's been done to death boy why don't you let that **** rest People say you’re making it, you’re on your way to the top Should I let them hear “Brake Yourself” or should I cover that up "Clean but still Street", oh yeah you're so hood I didn't know Ewan David Alman had to sell crack for food Thank God you ain’t talking about gun-slaying Cuss the only 9 mm you ever held was when you were masturbating
  13. Dope video! It's cool that he got that awards! Oh, and those were some nice pictures 2!
  14. On the new Joe Budden track "Talk To Em" he spitts the following line: "But I'm humble, even tho I Am Legend I can say Will Smith is the best rapper alive". Check out the song here: http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=17482 He says the line around 1:40. What do y'all think about this line? And oh, is he getting at Jay-z at the end of his song?
  15. See I visit the board every day...I just don't post that much because I don't always have the time! Since I'm working I have a lot less free time!
  16. Yeah that's true...French is an official language in my country...but I don't live in the French speaking part.
  17. With this pen in my hand there's no telling what I might do Write 16 bars that will definitely eliminate you My Rhymes leave you, more twisted than Oliver Is that yo chick? Soon I'll be all over her I rap circles around you, I run the block You might lose some weight if you tried to catch up For that rap you should get banned like Lerkot You most be wearing tampons cuss you're acting stuck-up See I don't speak French, where I'm from we speak Dutch You're starting to see a lil green from holding all that grudge Stop with the childish ****, lock this bitch up like Slick Rick You're softer than an impotent dick, give this kid some Viagra quick You're getting sick on me? Better don't throw up Cuss I let you eat it like those 2 girls and 1 cup I think it's better for me to stop Cuss it's almost Christmas and I have other turkeys to pluck
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