Jazzy Julie

Yeah, yeah. That's not what you were telling me earlier, Mister Barkers! :2thumbs: im shocked and upset, i must wear more make up to make myself look less like a man lol. :paperbag:

Oh now you gotta’ call me a man to deal with this, Face it, a girl is beating you, imma be real with this. Y’all sexist dudes, come on get with the times, Girls get stronger, men get weaker, just like your rhymes. Rumors you’re startin’, sounds like a male Wendy Williams, The way your talking sounds like your album sold millions. I’m so good everyone thinks I’ve got my own ghostwriter, You secretly stole all your rhymes, you a ghost biter. Whoever you used wasn’t that good in the first place, You’re callin’ me ugly? You cant get past first base. Your just hatin’ coz my pictures are so appealing Be careful, a secret crush you are revealing What your saying doesn’t sound true, I can spit it with feeling It wasn’t suppose to happen like this, the rules I am freewheeling You thought it was set, you were champ, you had no doubt, Well I’ve cut off your lifeline like a plant in a drought. You’re the closest we have to a female winner, If I were a rap God, I’d cast you down coz you a sinner. Well I’m gonna change all that so hail the new queen, That’s no longer you, bet you think turntable is a dream. Sorry to beat you so close to your album release, It may affect sales, your rap career will now decease. “That girl just beat him” they no longer show interest, Instead I’ll have the fans, like a swarm, like an infest. Attracted to this honey, coz my rap smells so sweet, Compared to me, yours would smell like sweaty feet. That verse was so foul its gonna make me heave Its too late now, this battle you cant retrieve. Man I killed you, come on just wait for the inquest, Wait for the results, the board will be impressed. What a grand finale to this long competition, I’m jazzy Julie, the rappers biggest inhibition

congrats, my fave is just rockin too. Did u enjoy guys aint nothin but trouble lol, u just gotta laugh at that song.

Its ok ive already seen the pic on myspace with your finger up your nose lol. Nice pic... i mean the one u posted now, not the myspace one haha.

Hitch Charlie and the Chocolate factory war of the worlds ( i thought it was good, really scared me tho lol) King Kong The producers (kinda 2006) i didnt see any i didnt like either.

cool thats really soon. I cant wait to hear the end of the songs i listened to. :yeah:

lol yeah if u go on my myspace u can see Kel Spencer is on the contacts, he ghostwrites all my rhymes haha. Im just kiddin, no-one helps me with anythin, i used to send them to a friend before i posted them to see if they were any good but i dont even do that anymore. Its all me, plus dont be so sexist, girls can write rhymes just as good as any man, look what kbf did too. We all know its a comp, brakes knows i dont mean any of it. Im readin his stuff and am literally laughing out loud.

I'm not sure he'll show his face after Julies scathing comments about his manhood :lolsign: lmao, hey he asked for it, he said i had no breasts. Come on now, its all in good fun. Besides Tim told me not to hold back haha.

cool that should be a good one.

Penis, what penis? your manhood is a joke, Your all shrivelled up like you had too much coke. What comes out your tongue, its just like dung, Gotta shove socks down your pants to make you look like you hung. Don’t be so shocked you asked for the degradation, Forget mimi, this is my emancipation. What you talking 'bout breasts, doubt you remember what they are, You ain’t seen those since you were breast fed by your mama. If you’re a real rapper then Lerkot is sane, If you were a racehorse I’d put you down coz your lame. Seems your mini fan base has made you so vain, I’m taking that crown, I was born to reign. You thought that was the weakest and you thought I was too, False sense of security, girls are better, what you gonna do? I’ve grown faster than a beanstalk drugged up on steroids, Your flow is so wack, sounds like its been spit by androids. Dude gotta murder mice to make him feel like a man, Needed to use a trap, he couldn’t face it, so he ran, Please, I bet woman kick your ass all the time, Domestic violence reversal, your ass is mine. Got you unsuspected when you got caught up in my rhyme, I am getting better and you’ll see this is my prime. Your rhymes are a crime, this verse will castigate, Too many big words now, you can’t even masticate. Never mind digest them, now you got verbal diarrhoea, And just like Fresh Prince I’m gonna be a rap pioneer. That went right over your head, gonna need a thesaurus, Your just a tiny gecko, I’m a huge brontosaurus. Feels like I’m in the stone age, you sound like a Neanderthal man, Your words consist of one syllable, truth is you got one fan. Better hope he’s watching and voting coz the rest are for me. Never mind the second round, let me win and let this boy be.

come on dish the dirt turntable, what did it say?

Tim kept trying to make me host the podcast but i refused lol. Im way too shy haha. I posted my suggestion in the other post about the podcast about the background beat, but i dont know about all the rules about music and stuff. It kinda sucks that they have to be so strict. What we havnt done tho is played any of brakes' songs, im sure he wouldnt mind lol. Its not Will related but u could finish off the show with it saying he is a fan of Wills etc.

argh go away Lorettas, ws.com is the other way!

I thought Denzel told him to do the kiss, bcoz he should do it if he takes his acting seriously and Will went against his advice anyway. :shrug:

yeah, when people do that it means the are insecure about thier own sexuality. She is a bit butch lol.

i used to love Mr bean when i was little, i never saw the movie tho coz i dont like him anyore, ive matured a lot since then...ahem.

Thats a really nice house wes. My dad cut down the tree in our front garden guys so im afraid there will be nowhere for u to sit in all night.

Roll deep - the avenue

ive had an idea, when we have the microphones sorted and we are all loud enough, we could put a beat in the background. When u hear radio dj's they always have a bit of an instumental quietly in the background, but so u can still hear what people are saying. We could use a jjfp instrumental but if we cant for copyright reasons, maybe some1 from the board could make us a beat, theres a few people here that can do them. Just a thought. :shrug:

here we go, i posted these ages ago, i'll re post them for the people that didnt see them last time. i should take a little trip over to that site and post them there too. Will explains it all. The first and second page doesnt mention the open marriage but u can read it anyway. Sorry some parts are a bit small.

Well i always say im from Liverpool, but im actually from just outside liverpool (easier to just say liverpool). Im from a place called the Wirral which is underneath Liverpool, the river mersey gets in the way. I live in an average housing place, but if you go down the road thats where u get all the trouble and get beaten up, then if u go doen another road u get to the countryside lol. Took me ages to find this pic, my house is circled. Dont stalk me or anything tho. I'll have to go out and take a pic of the street 2moro coz its dark now.

I had a dream where Will came to my college. i had this dream just before switch and lost and found was released. Will was saying how he thought he couldnt be a success in the music buisiness anymore. I told him it didnt matter, all that mattered was that the fans still wanna hear his stuff and that it doesnt matter how much he sells. He seemed confinsed and was thinking about releasing the album. So all thanx to me lost and found came out.......... in dream world. :wiggle:

yeah big willie i agree, like i said i think its Wills weakest album. And its nothing compared to lost and found, but saying that b2r wasnt bad. I just dont think it deserves the slating it gets. I guess i prefer it more than most other fans is bcoz im into RnB, it was quite an RnB album and so if thats not your thing then i guess u wouldnt like it.

yeah i was promoting the Will Smith podcast and they all went mad saying it wasnt about Will Smith lol. If they are real fans, im doing them a favour telling them about a Will Smith show were they can get news. So i apologised and asked if any1 agreed with me that Will is hot. I know they have to be strict coz of all the Lorettas but sometimes they go too far with the "normal" people.

i hate my voice too, i swear im getting more scouse. Even more i hate my laugh lol. Im gonna be my own critic. Apart from mic's and stuff i thought we did pretty good.