Jazzy Julie

i dont like my name but i dont know what to change it to either. i kinda wanna keep julie in it, coz ppl might not know who i am if i change it to somethin weird.

brakes has a six pack!!! I'll try and add u as a friend, but ive never been able to work it out lol.

i should be there too.

Theres nothin wrong with the track. Its your typical jeff, i think it sounds good.

i think the wait is completely normal, you know what they are like. Im just worried we havnt heard any news on a video being made or anything. Im losing hope. Im desperatly searching the internet for news but nothin'.

Thanx for the pics. Its true tho, Will looks good in anything.

what makes u think that? You've said it twice now.

If u do talk to her best friend tho, she will tell the girl everthing, trust me, if a guy is asking questions, her friend will tell her and they will discuss if u like her.

i forgot about this. Can a kind American please tape it for us. :wiggle:

voted for myself. Me too, it was the most fun ive had in a battle. It was hilarious i love the line "The only thing we have in common is we both have no breasts".

someone asked Will about this in an interview and he said hes only doing things that rhyme with rich this year. its a total coincidence.

Yeah, yeah. That's not what you were telling me earlier, Mister Barkers! :2thumbs: im shocked and upset, i must wear more make up to make myself look less like a man lol. :paperbag:

Oh now you gotta’ call me a man to deal with this, Face it, a girl is beating you, imma be real with this. Y’all sexist dudes, come on get with the times, Girls get stronger, men get weaker, just like your rhymes. Rumors you’re startin’, sounds like a male Wendy Williams, The way your talking sounds like your album sold millions. I’m so good everyone thinks I’ve got my own ghostwriter, You secretly stole all your rhymes, you a ghost biter. Whoever you used wasn’t that good in the first place, You’re callin’ me ugly? You cant get past first base. Your just hatin’ coz my pictures are so appealing Be careful, a secret crush you are revealing What your saying doesn’t sound true, I can spit it with feeling It wasn’t suppose to happen like this, the rules I am freewheeling You thought it was set, you were champ, you had no doubt, Well I’ve cut off your lifeline like a plant in a drought. You’re the closest we have to a female winner, If I were a rap God, I’d cast you down coz you a sinner. Well I’m gonna change all that so hail the new queen, That’s no longer you, bet you think turntable is a dream. Sorry to beat you so close to your album release, It may affect sales, your rap career will now decease. “That girl just beat him” they no longer show interest, Instead I’ll have the fans, like a swarm, like an infest. Attracted to this honey, coz my rap smells so sweet, Compared to me, yours would smell like sweaty feet. That verse was so foul its gonna make me heave Its too late now, this battle you cant retrieve. Man I killed you, come on just wait for the inquest, Wait for the results, the board will be impressed. What a grand finale to this long competition, I’m jazzy Julie, the rappers biggest inhibition

congrats, my fave is just rockin too. Did u enjoy guys aint nothin but trouble lol, u just gotta laugh at that song.

Its ok ive already seen the pic on myspace with your finger up your nose lol. Nice pic... i mean the one u posted now, not the myspace one haha.

Hitch Charlie and the Chocolate factory war of the worlds ( i thought it was good, really scared me tho lol) King Kong The producers (kinda 2006) i didnt see any i didnt like either.

cool thats really soon. I cant wait to hear the end of the songs i listened to. :yeah:

lol yeah if u go on my myspace u can see Kel Spencer is on the contacts, he ghostwrites all my rhymes haha. Im just kiddin, no-one helps me with anythin, i used to send them to a friend before i posted them to see if they were any good but i dont even do that anymore. Its all me, plus dont be so sexist, girls can write rhymes just as good as any man, look what kbf did too. We all know its a comp, brakes knows i dont mean any of it. Im readin his stuff and am literally laughing out loud.

I'm not sure he'll show his face after Julies scathing comments about his manhood :lolsign: lmao, hey he asked for it, he said i had no breasts. Come on now, its all in good fun. Besides Tim told me not to hold back haha.

cool that should be a good one.

Penis, what penis? your manhood is a joke, Your all shrivelled up like you had too much coke. What comes out your tongue, its just like dung, Gotta shove socks down your pants to make you look like you hung. Don’t be so shocked you asked for the degradation, Forget mimi, this is my emancipation. What you talking 'bout breasts, doubt you remember what they are, You ain’t seen those since you were breast fed by your mama. If you’re a real rapper then Lerkot is sane, If you were a racehorse I’d put you down coz your lame. Seems your mini fan base has made you so vain, I’m taking that crown, I was born to reign. You thought that was the weakest and you thought I was too, False sense of security, girls are better, what you gonna do? I’ve grown faster than a beanstalk drugged up on steroids, Your flow is so wack, sounds like its been spit by androids. Dude gotta murder mice to make him feel like a man, Needed to use a trap, he couldn’t face it, so he ran, Please, I bet woman kick your ass all the time, Domestic violence reversal, your ass is mine. Got you unsuspected when you got caught up in my rhyme, I am getting better and you’ll see this is my prime. Your rhymes are a crime, this verse will castigate, Too many big words now, you can’t even masticate. Never mind digest them, now you got verbal diarrhoea, And just like Fresh Prince I’m gonna be a rap pioneer. That went right over your head, gonna need a thesaurus, Your just a tiny gecko, I’m a huge brontosaurus. Feels like I’m in the stone age, you sound like a Neanderthal man, Your words consist of one syllable, truth is you got one fan. Better hope he’s watching and voting coz the rest are for me. Never mind the second round, let me win and let this boy be.

come on dish the dirt turntable, what did it say?

Tim kept trying to make me host the podcast but i refused lol. Im way too shy haha. I posted my suggestion in the other post about the podcast about the background beat, but i dont know about all the rules about music and stuff. It kinda sucks that they have to be so strict. What we havnt done tho is played any of brakes' songs, im sure he wouldnt mind lol. Its not Will related but u could finish off the show with it saying he is a fan of Wills etc.

argh go away Lorettas, ws.com is the other way!

I thought Denzel told him to do the kiss, bcoz he should do it if he takes his acting seriously and Will went against his advice anyway. :shrug: