Jazzy Julie

ooh i saw the first 5 minutes of glitter when i was really bored, but i stopped watching bcoz i wasnt THAT bored, surely crossroads isnt worse than that.

TLC - greatest hits. The song that is on at the mo is "silly ho" ooh it rhymes.

jonny howled with dissapointment, what can i do i cant use this woolen penis my mum nitted for me, its all flaccid.

i found this, [url="http://www.eurweb.com/articles/headlines/07262004/headlines1555907262004.cfm"]http://www.eurweb.com/articles/headlines/0...55907262004.cfm[/url] there is no mention of Will with mary but this paragraph says Will has his own song. "Also confirmed for the set is a Ziggy Marley/Sean Paul collaboration on Ziggy’s father Bob’s "3 Little Birds" and an unknown song by Will Smith, who voices the film's featured character, Oscar."

"hey" a voice shouted, "thats my job" and to AJ's surprise it was Jazzy Jeff. "im the best DJ around here!"

yeah the people! (sorry for any ppl from manchester, i couldnt help it, but i dont think there is any1 so haha!)

i bet Nelly, eminem and 50 cent have beaten Will now. It would be interesting to see tho who is number 1. I wont like them but still interesting.

but unbeknown to the fish Julie was not only a robber by trade but also a half trained veterinary nurse. She pulled a can of polish from her knickers and sprayed it on the mutant fish (it kills fish dont ya know), the fish roared in anger before it toppled down and landed on AJ....

bah! Well it should have!

yeah he is presents baselounge which jazzy jeff was on once. He does talk about the more popluar hip hop but he is also invloved in more underground stuff as well.

oooh yeah that would explain a lot.

NUMBER 1!!!! see now i like this list, but it should have been Willenium instead.

exactly

u should come, its true the lambanana's roam and the liver birds fly and occasionally pirch on large buildings. Oh and there is a big giant yellow submaraine, ive never realised untill now how weird Liverpool is.

they realised they were only idiots for fighting, bcoz fighting doesnt solve anything, so every1 had a group hug until they realised they were all still covered in jonnys man juice.

Julie annoyed that kimmie got there first decided to steal Tims beard from Kimmie, and to the others alarm a huge scouser/cat fight had begun, with nails, pulling hair and biting. Stop shouted prince....

but wait, Jimmy appered and knawed tims beard off to set him free. once Tim was free Jimmy kicked him in the face. "thats what u get for giving me the wrong directions". Tim was left bewildered on the floor...

meanwhile, wild child lay there burning bcoz nobody had actually saved him, so jonny used his fire hose and out the flames out. (im sorry i took it too far, this is no longer suitable for children)

[quote=Prince,Aug 21 2004, 09:37 PM]Julie, you know it's illegal to drive with a mirror hanging off?[/quote] haha really! its fixed now, but it was like that 4 about a month, damn scallies, nearly got me into trouble.

Daedalus Mortality rushed in and said "i dont agree, your not doing that right, u have to put out a fire this way"

lol but being serious now (sort of), there are some ppl that do steal around here and its hard to live with them , i left my car parked somewhere when i was at work and some scallies kicked it in and the wingmirror was hanging off. it was so funny tho i used to drive on the motorway and it would flap in the wind hahaha. And some old woman was laughing at me! And when ppl come to the vets (my work) they sometimes walk off without paying and i have to run down the road after them shouting, Mr Williams!!!!! But that happens everywhere its just we have a bad name 4 it. U cant tell me u have never had anythin robbed from where u live.

i liked the idea of a star is born , i also really like the idea of that guy that travelled the world (i forget his name), but Will could do a really good perfromance in that and do a bit of action b4 he gets too old. I think the guy was Wills idol too, he could pull off another Ali.

your gonna wish u didnt post that coz no-one will agree for example, Chasing forever a 6!!!! A 6!!!!!! It deserves more than that. Im just glad u rated the rain and potnas very high, u r right on that 1.

and he didnt mean his beard. :sonny:

but to his surprise , as he opened to oven door, wildchild was a big ball of flames, jonny, who was only good at making souce in the kitchen , had put wild child on a high setting. Wild child launched out of the oven onto Tim, who's beard set alight!.....