[quote=Prince,Jul 31 2004, 08:13 PM]Dear Jazzy Julie,
I am writing this humble note as I just want to make sure that you are aware that you have made me very upset with your anti-Scottish hooligan phrases and slogans. I have been left a sobbing wreck, barely able to read the text on the computer screen through the sea of tears welling up in my eyes. I am sorry to have upset you so much, and am now off to lie in misery and revel in pain.
Thank you.
Yours,
Prince[/quote]
Dear Prince,
i writing this note to apologize for my terrible behaviour towards you. I am also greatly upset that you are now reveling in pain, even though i dont actually know what that means. It must be my terrible scouse grammer. But you should never be ashamed of your kilt because my best friend thinks men in kilts are very sexy, in fact you guys should hook up.
yours faithfully
Jazzy (scouser) Julie