Don’t know how I got here, I wonder the same thing,
Not seen me since the fast round, what more can I bring?
Will you bail out like hero, too scared to face it,
Your ass whooped by a girl, get out just incase it,
Makes you look dumb, your ego I will erase it,
Don’t save your best line for me, coz then you’ll just waste it.
I'm waiting for the gay line, go on call me a dyke,
You have an obsession, is what it seems like.
Coz all you write is trash, can't seem to keep it clean,
Stinks like your underpants, have they seen a washing machine?
I admit that was childish, should act like i'm 23,
But you still need to ask your mum when you gotta go pee.
Uh oh the mum line takes it below the belt,
Where were you when the decent penises where dealt?
Now twice below the belt, that’s the most action you’ve seen,
I'm starting to act obscene, with this crazy rhyme scheme.
Think i'm treating you mean? I think i'm going lightly,
If I had a choice I’d kick your ass daily and nightly.
Coz u think you’re a knight but you came with no armour,
“This chicks going crazy will nobody calm her?”
Accused of biting that was a total accident,
Just coz I beat em’, sayin’ I’m cheating and I didn’t.
Many have tried to stop me, but most have failed,
I beat them so bad, either that or they bailed.
Will you choose to face me, run away or be killed,
Your like a piece of meat, flip you over and be grilled,
Grilled up like Mike Jones, who is fan4ever?
They’ll all forget you and I’ll go on forever.
I feel bad for doin this to you, at this time of year,
All your hopes of being a rapper will now disappear,
No car, no money, no deal and no cheap thrills,
Go ask Santa for a present ask him for some rap skills.
(request, if this goes on over christmas can we take christmas day out of the 2 day limit please.)