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Da Brakes

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  1. It should work. I got someone to test it on their PC and everything came up fine!
  2. Ok I've done that! Does that make a difference to anyone?? www.dabrakes.com/store.html The problem was when I was creating the page in dreamweaver instead of point the source to the online location it was pointing to one on my PC! Thanks for clearing that up guys!! :2thumbs:
  3. oh ok! I'll give that a go! Thanks a lot!
  4. I'm not quite sure what you mean! The html document I created all contains the jpeg picture and the paypal buttons! You can see the buttons fine but not the background picture. The URL address is the link I posted above and is already uploaded along with the pic????
  5. I've updated the store page on my PC but people cant seem to see the image within the page. I've even uploaded the actual image to my domain space but people say they can only see the red x. Does anyone know how I can make it so they see it properly? Its weird because when I click on the link everything shows up fine! :hmm: Here is the link: www.dabrakes.com/store.html Any help would be appreciated!
  6. Thanks a lot guys! For those that want the lyrics its here! http://z14.invisionfree.com/Da_Brakes_Comm...hp?showtopic=85
  7. That'll be on the 'Farm Yard Remix' :rofl:
  8. So your saying that because Jada is Will's wife we automatically have to like her music and what she does?? :ponder: :arg:
  9. Thanks for all the feedback guys. :2thumbs: Cheers dude! The beat is a beat I've had for about 3 years! Its only now I've decided to write to it! It was produced by JC, the same guy that produce half of 'Business As Usual' I'm glad you all like it! I was worried that it was a little to far from what I'm used to doing! :2thumbs:
  10. That was great~! Jeff looked like he was really having fun with that!
  11. These programs never do a great job. I think Yogen does a half decent job at doing this!
  12. :rofl: I guess getting fired wouldn't make it that fun wouldit!
  13. Positive K - I Got A Man An old school joint but never gets old!
  14. How many points can you get today?: One Point Office Dares (1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. (2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). (3) Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you. (4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." (5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. (6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". (7) Walk sideways to the photocopier. (8) While riding in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. Three Point Office Dares (1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. (2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." (3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). (4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). (5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting. Five Point Office Dares (1) At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). (2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. (3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". (4) After every sentence say "mon" in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. (5) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift. (6) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" (7) At lunchtime get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again." (8) In a colleague's diary write in: "10 am - See how I look in tights". (9) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" (10) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that? "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." (11) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why say, "I can't talk about it." (12) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. (13) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call. (14) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. (15) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. (16) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smash each biscuit with your fist. (17) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. (18) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts. And if that wasn't enough for you . . . (1) At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. (2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "Do you want fries with that?" (3) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN". (4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine additions, switch to espresso. (5) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR S***** FAVOURS". (6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." (7) Don't use any punctuation. (8) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. (9) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. (10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  15. This fast yeah! I have no plans to rap like this in all my tracks from now on! Just a one off track!
  16. Here it is yet another snippet from a song called Tongue Twister! Now be warned this is very different to what I usually and from what your used to hearing from me. It was actually Big Ted that gaveme the idea for this track when he said it'd be interesting to hear me rap real fast on a track! Well here it is! Its not finished yet and I plan on making it longer so this isn't a final version! Any feedback is appreciated....if you can't understand the lyrics (which I'm betting NOBODY will! I'll be impressed if anyone can decipher them) I'll post them if you want! Tongue Twister :stickpoke:
  17. Kon-Tempt - Slow N Easy I Love this song!!
  18. Another great episode! I'm loving it! You got quite a few subscribers!! Have you advertised it elsewhere??
  19. Bart Simpson - Do The Bartman This reminds me of when I was a kid!
  20. That guy looks suspiciously like you Max! :hmm: :rofl:
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