Da Brakes

Cheers guys! Its gonna be this Saturday evening! What time do they usually start? Who else is gonna be there? :wiggle:

Jay - Z feat Eminem - Renegade In my opinion the best lyrics Eminem's ever laid on a track!

Damn thats real good Tim! I love your wordplay/rhyme scheme that you write with! :2thumbs:

Wow! Thats great!

Snoop & Justin - Signs

Ok guys so far we got: 1. Possibility that Will might be on Jeff's new album 2. Will's 6 month break (what can we expect from it) 3. 20th Anniversary of JJFP Any thing else guys?? :hmm:

Mariah Carey - Its like that

They really do sound the same don't they! Maybe they use the same sample? :hmm:

In fact we need to start posting this everywhere!!

* 2 days to vote (poll automatically closes in exactly two days) * Comments welcome here. * Contestants MUST vote for themselves. Post to say that you have! Voted for myself! I have to say Julie that was one of the best battles I've had on here!! It was awesome! I really enjoyed it! :kekeke:

JJFP - As We Go

Yeah its all fun at the end of the day!! Like Big Willie and Julie say its a test of lyrical ability and is all said in fun! None up us actually mean the stuff we say!

You gotta wait until the release date I'm afraid!

Best Crash Narnia Hitch Coach Carter Didn't really see any films I didn't like!

Ginuwine - In Those Jeans

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Oh how predictable, small penis jokes, well I’ll deliver the news Let me tell you something, my dick is probably bigger than you It’s such a damn shame, you ARE part of my fan base This damn dame, needs to step up out of this mans game Come on now we all know who’s most likely to win this And don’t think, I don’t know who’s ghost writing your lyrics Unsightly chicks like you, just need to leave this alone This girl’s so ugly she needs to trick or treat on the phone 'Face’s Behind The Post’, your pictures lower the tone No one wants to see your face, you’ll probably turn them to stone Every time I see your photo, I’m like “Damn that’s depressing” Is it just me, or do y’all think she looks like a man cross dressing? Its true people, I’m not the only one, I ain’t lying man Tim told me she looks like she’s been hit in the face with a frying pan ‘My mama’s breasts’ that was a low blow, that one Oh, speaking of low blows Julie, how is YOUR Mum? Oooooo so below the belt, that was hitting down at the ankles You try to keep pace, but your falling and getting trampled Any line you wanna spit, I’ll break it down and dismantle Like a rusty knife blade, I’m something you can’t quite handle Look around the forum, you ain’t got no one supporting you Believe I’ll make you wish that your mum would have aborted you You better recognise the skill just think about who you’re dissing Hip Hop is like my food, you suffer from malnutrition. If I got verbal diarrhoea, then you’re verbally constipated Emancipated? You better sit down, you’ll get annihilated Little girls should be seen and definitely not heard Watch the way I chop words, have you saying ‘Stop it hurts!’ A real rapper? Nah, Julies just an impostor You’re like the forgotten child who’s been put up to be fostered End of the day its all jokes, its possible you can win So give it your best shot dear, may the best man win

I love 'Don't Even Try It' on Rock The House! Come to think of it I haven't listened to this album in a while!

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LOL!! I'm thinking this Sat eve!! I'm gonna make sure I'm not doing anything so I can do this one!! We need some topics tho!! Any suggestions anyone? :hmm:

Marques Houston - Sex Wit You

Its murder time, you already heard my rhymes Everybody can’t deny I spit superb lines Its time for annihilation, combined with humiliation You try and write your rhymes but ain’t prepared for who your facing Your bout to witness the demise of this veterinary nurse You ain’t getting any better and I ain’t getting any worse Not only will you lose this battle, you’ll lose your dignity You’ll never get it back, just like your virginity This is rap territory, trespassing is prohibited So pack your bags and leave, shut the door after you exit it You could never be like me, your weak I’m so fresh The only thing we have in common is we both have no breasts Your bout as blunt as a stone, I’m on point like tepee’s Even if you hit me with a belt girl, you still couldn’t beat me Verbally murder any bird, you never heard a sicker curser Julie and rap is mismatched, just like bulimics and cheeseburgers Like Renagade Tim, you’re a cheap imitation I go above and beyond, just like deep penetration Keep hesitating, sitting waiting, speculating my invasion Better pack some sun tan lotion, coz I’m bringing heat, I’m blazing. Can’t deny my talent Julie I’m hurting you hard You have trouble spitting 16’s, god help you with 32 bars Trying to take my title is like flirting with death I dare you to touch my crown, goodbye its curtains your dead! I don’t even take you serious, to me your just amusing Any skill that you possess, best believe its an illusion Its so confusing, you winning? it’s a delusion I’ve been into the future and sorry you end up losing I don’t care about this about this go first or go last business I don’t have to go at all and I’ll still end up winning this So go prepare your rhymes, coz mine are so ingenious Don’t disagree coz if you do I’ll slap you with my penis