Here ya go!
The 5 Rules Copyrighted Da Brakes 2005
Alright check it yeah; this is a song going out to all of my fellas out there yeah. I’ve been noticing that some of you boys on the street, you don’t know how to talk to these girls correctly. All going up to them and squeezing their arse, or disrespecting them if they don’t wanna get with you. That ain’t how you do it man. Look listen up yeah, I’m a tell you how its supposed to go down. Alright, check this out.
I was sitting there chilling
Sitting back reminiscing
All the pretty young women
Body be finger licking
I, testify bro let me get with it
If you give me 2 minutes
(Yeah) I can get them digits
I was cocky, nuttin could a stop me
I bop street, then I’d stop clean when I spot these
Fiiiiine young looking individuals
Better get with it, coz I’m about to get it physical
Always the same, “Baby girl what’s your name?”
She’d giggle a little and wouldn’t know what to say
Girl I’m short of time, by the way the more you smile
Its sort of like I suddenly get warm inside
Yours or mine? This is where its borderline
She said “Your real cute!”
I know I get that all the time!
She was surely mine no need to buss them corny lines
An ordinary guy? Please, I’m one of a kind
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This is how it is; this is how it used to get done
5 rules (yeah) and I’m taking you from step one
Yes son, tell me do you really want the best one?
Coz if you do better pay attention to this song
This is how it is; this is how it used to get done
5 rules (yeah) and I’m taking you from step one
Yes son, tell me do you really want the best one?
Coz if you do better pay attention to this song
(Don’t talk to her breats)
You gotta be smooth, a gentleman and never crude
Women don’t like it when you be coming off all rude
There are 5 rules, let me school you son
By the time I’m done, you can have the finest one
Alright, number 1, fix up look sharp
Spend a bit of money and get some slick garms
Number 2, if the girl is with her crew.
Take her aside so it’s only her and you.
If you get dissed, slapped up and dismissed
Nobody saw it, so just go bout your business
Number 3, when you’re up in the club
And she walks past…DO NOT grab her arse
Its not funny bro, no its not clever
She’ll just turn around and be like “What ever!”
Number 4, bro no means no,
If she ain’t feeling you, take the hint and go
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(Say the right name in bed)
The final rule, and it’s the most underrated
Should be implied as a fundamental basic
You’re the man; she’s the girl now on a level
Let there be no doubt in her mind that she’s special
Flowers, chocolates, not forgetting compliments
Not quite arrogant just a little confidence
Believe me a little thought goes a long way
This song play, should help you not to rub her up the wrong way
A sure winner, a candlelit dinner
Think like a pro, don’t let it show you’re a beginner
Give respect, yeah Aretha got it right
She ain’t your bredrin so its cool to be polite
I’m not a master, nah not a Romeo
Just dropping some knowledge of what I’ve learnt so you know
Take it or leave it, dismiss it or believe it
The 5 rules. Now you know how to achieve it
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