It’s absurd to me, you purposely, verbally tried to murder me
This certainly requires emergency type of surgery
Correcting me with spelling quite frankly, that’s outlandish
I’m a Brit. Don’t forget we invented the English language
Stoo-pid American, don’t realise what it took to get respect
You took the English dialect and then you butchered it to death
I’m the poisonous poet, one dose is considered lethal
You don’t stand a chance because you’re weak, withered and feeble
I got rhymes for days, I’m a pro...you wanna see more?
Your ex girl left coz you were hung like a sea horse
Just admit that you’re a fan, my autograph you’re sure to want it
I can run the search right now and bring up your stalker comments
A heated battle this is not. Somebody really should have warned ya
The definition of an Emcee must be different in California
On the camera and on the mic you’re not a natural performer
You couldn’t spit it hot if you were on fire and in a sauna
My raps send you to sleep? You must have sniffed the aroma
You took a half dose, a whole verse will leave you in a coma
You inspire me to rap…. No honest you really do
You might not know it, this confession is something that’s really true
I see you posting all your videos, begging for any love
And every day I look and say you’re what I never should become
I’ll shout it from the rooftops, I’m letting this chicken know
That I’ll leave you bruised and battered, all black like my little toe
So you’re the time police now? You really need to back it up
7 hours is plenty long to fly to Cali and slap you up!
But I can see your tactics, you tried to rock the thuggish quotes
You’d do anything to stop this going to the judge’s vote
You get hung drawn and quartered just for stepping to a great
I’m hung, tall and gorgeous … the definition of Da Brakes
Your done Silver Tiger, failed the test in every way
Your Mum’s vagina inspired Taco’s special of the day