Da Brakes

I liked this one Chris! Especially the quick cut section! A great poke at the numerous videos that are like that on YouTube. What sort of process do you go through when making these videos? Are they all planned or completely off the cuff?

I'm sure more than a few of us are here on twitter! Post your page here so we can check it out and follow! www.twitter.com/dabrakes

They really went all out on that! Wonder if Will has seen it!

Thats put my mind at rest for the most! Looks good!!

Ha ha ha ha! I remember this "But stay sweet girl..... Owwwwwwwwwww!" :pound:

Timothy, timothy, timothy!!!

Nope... 100% real.. She was in court a couple of days ago.. They have also recommended she have physciatric tests done as well.

Wonder what happened to "One Way". That was supposed to be the original album title. I wonder if the album progressed into this or whether he just decided to go with a different name??

Good to hear ain't it! Did you all check out that Aspirations track? So good!

I would imagine Racial Abuse

Great job Mr Price!

This is doing the rounds at the moment. I begrudge giving this woman any more attention than she already has but this has to be seen to demonstrate the level of ignorance that still exists today. **WARNING - CONTAINS LANGUAGE THAT MAY OFFEND** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8 Apparently she has been arrested a short while ago.

For the second time I am bringing this topic back! I was cracking up reading this back again! :pound:

For those that haven't seen it! A bit of fun from me and my son! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX65W1tE_-k

Oh ok! So i'm not going crazy! Would really appreciate if you could get me an mp3 of it! The quality of the YouTube one isn't the best. No rush tho!

Sorry to hear that man! Hope things start picking up for you soon!

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I don't think this will need the full 48hrs! Congratulations Chris!! You are the JJFP Freestyle Solo Battle Champion - 211 You are a very funny guy! I've always said that in any battle the funniest person will come out on top! You got me good!!!!

Excellent battle Chris!! Had a lot of fun doing this!

Didn't find it without their backing vocals. i did see one on YouTube Is this the version that is on the CD single? To me it doesn't sound like the original. Thanks for looking AJ!

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It’s absurd to me, you purposely, verbally tried to murder me This certainly requires emergency type of surgery Correcting me with spelling quite frankly, that’s outlandish I’m a Brit. Don’t forget we invented the English language Stoo-pid American, don’t realise what it took to get respect You took the English dialect and then you butchered it to death I’m the poisonous poet, one dose is considered lethal You don’t stand a chance because you’re weak, withered and feeble I got rhymes for days, I’m a pro...you wanna see more? Your ex girl left coz you were hung like a sea horse Just admit that you’re a fan, my autograph you’re sure to want it I can run the search right now and bring up your stalker comments A heated battle this is not. Somebody really should have warned ya The definition of an Emcee must be different in California On the camera and on the mic you’re not a natural performer You couldn’t spit it hot if you were on fire and in a sauna My raps send you to sleep? You must have sniffed the aroma You took a half dose, a whole verse will leave you in a coma You inspire me to rap…. No honest you really do You might not know it, this confession is something that’s really true I see you posting all your videos, begging for any love And every day I look and say you’re what I never should become I’ll shout it from the rooftops, I’m letting this chicken know That I’ll leave you bruised and battered, all black like my little toe So you’re the time police now? You really need to back it up 7 hours is plenty long to fly to Cali and slap you up! But I can see your tactics, you tried to rock the thuggish quotes You’d do anything to stop this going to the judge’s vote You get hung drawn and quartered just for stepping to a great I’m hung, tall and gorgeous … the definition of Da Brakes Your done Silver Tiger, failed the test in every way Your Mum’s vagina inspired Taco’s special of the day

They could never top "The Jacksons: An American Dream" My favourite biopic and near enough movie of all time!

Are you serious Chris? You made me log on for this? “Step your rap game up” Better make sure you do it quick Bite some of my lyrics.....Get angry.... Make a threat I hear better rhymes, every time I put Caleb to bed I’m the illest rhymer, feel the fire rage from me, a real survivor People gather round, I’m bout to kill a silver tiger Silly Rabbit, make ‘em panic when they’re battling Brakes Have rappers like Pakalicious vanish, end up missing for days Let’s get right down to it. Beware... I’m too crude dude Have your ranking sinking lower than your YouTube views This ain’t a battle, it’s a slaying and I’m coming with facts Better know that “I ain’t playing”, like any one of your tracks. He has to sit down to read this, you know he can’t stand Coz whenever I post, he gets a semi down his pants An even bigger joke is when he ventured into acting. A titanic mistake.. Chris that never should of happened I’ve seen your acting skills, no... We’re not laughing with ya Only castings he gets are the parts of the retarded sister You offended? Well you should be coz what I’m saying is true The only B!tch in here is you, this is the Taming of the Shrew Call me the wrecking crew because your act I’m demolishing You’re pure cheese and homeslice, I’m lactose intolerant You gotta beg for friends, his introduction is “Yeah I know Da Brakes” Have my twitter page, buzzing like the New York Stock exchange Let’s not rag about names, “Brakes” is in a legendary state Christopher Langer...............well he was never very great I’ll have you turning back to Christ, can I get a GOD BLESSA But even Jesus told you “Leave it, coz Da Brakes will rock better” How dare this pip squeak disturb this giant from his slumber? I’ll send him packing back to Cali, his defiance will be his blunder Those cliché lines, and basic rhyme schemes you speak Would have worked well if this was 1993