Da Brakes

Are you serious Chris? You made me log on for this? “Step your rap game up” Better make sure you do it quick Bite some of my lyrics.....Get angry.... Make a threat I hear better rhymes, every time I put Caleb to bed I’m the illest rhymer, feel the fire rage from me, a real survivor People gather round, I’m bout to kill a silver tiger Silly Rabbit, make ‘em panic when they’re battling Brakes Have rappers like Pakalicious vanish, end up missing for days Let’s get right down to it. Beware... I’m too crude dude Have your ranking sinking lower than your YouTube views This ain’t a battle, it’s a slaying and I’m coming with facts Better know that “I ain’t playing”, like any one of your tracks. He has to sit down to read this, you know he can’t stand Coz whenever I post, he gets a semi down his pants An even bigger joke is when he ventured into acting. A titanic mistake.. Chris that never should of happened I’ve seen your acting skills, no... We’re not laughing with ya Only castings he gets are the parts of the retarded sister You offended? Well you should be coz what I’m saying is true The only B!tch in here is you, this is the Taming of the Shrew Call me the wrecking crew because your act I’m demolishing You’re pure cheese and homeslice, I’m lactose intolerant You gotta beg for friends, his introduction is “Yeah I know Da Brakes” Have my twitter page, buzzing like the New York Stock exchange Let’s not rag about names, “Brakes” is in a legendary state Christopher Langer...............well he was never very great I’ll have you turning back to Christ, can I get a GOD BLESSA But even Jesus told you “Leave it, coz Da Brakes will rock better” How dare this pip squeak disturb this giant from his slumber? I’ll send him packing back to Cali, his defiance will be his blunder Those cliché lines, and basic rhyme schemes you speak Would have worked well if this was 1993

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LOL!! Ha ha! Yeah for sure man! Just let me know when!

* 32 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Final will consist of 2 rounds * Silver Tiger to spit first .

Update

Update

Nothing personal taken with the verses BW! Two no holds barred 16's from yourself! No one has really come at me like that on here before! Had me on my toes!

Poll is officially closed!! I progress through to the final!

Look forward to it!

Wow! I remember seeing this when it aired but haven't seen it since! Thanks for bringing it Ale!

Does anyone on hear have it! The versions on YouTube are all remakes and I need the original one? Be ya best friend for life!!

It's not about the number of posts! You' ve already brought back topics from years ago for no reason.. I'm sure someone will be able to give u a link!

Poll automatically closes after 48hrs! Comments encouraged! WHO WON??

Listen you little prick, get some lube and then eat a dick The only time you’ve seen a clit, is when Mummy made you lick it You tried to flip my whole verse, made no attempt to be original Do the math… I gave you 90% of your material And don’t think I don’t know where you bit those lines from Drastic actions, become apparent when you battle your icon Bro I’ve chilled with Jazzy Jeff, busted rhymes with Kel Spence Own my house, married, I’ve acted and got a kid I’m super sexy, girlies tell me my pen game is pretty perfect You’ve achieved Shack Jit, Jamie gimme something to work with Comparing me to you, I’m really doubting that we’re even All your tracks sound like you’re rapping with a mouth full of semen A collab with me and you? Let’s do it … 31st of September I gotta be honest….. bruv you sound like a sex offender He likes them young and fresh, a paedo, who’s really a chubby chaser The only 16’s he plays with, wear skirts and school blazers

Silver Tiger wins and progresses to THE FINALS! Congratulations!

I LOVE New Jack Swing! Some of my favs are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU

2nd Round * 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Big Willie to spit first

Good call! I'll rename the original thread.... Let's get it cracking!

You wanna go first or second?

Poll closed and another dead heat!!! Another 16??

Both great for me but I have to go with Chris...... Only ever so slightly tho!

Well seen as this ended up in a dead heat, I will open up the poll for another 24 hours! If you haven't already voted please do!!!! I know that some people who have responded have not cast a vote!!

Poll automatically closes after 48hrs! Comments encouraged! WHO WON??

Wow.. R.I.P