Da Brakes

Was a great battle indeed! Gonna be close!

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That’s some wishful thinking, Caleb’s cracking up laughing Coz even he knows you prefer a fellas dick in your arse cheeks His Mum ain’t no fool… Check the date of conception?? Katie said you was a joke, you couldn’t get an erection She wanted it rough and raw, you wanted hugs and affection But when it came down to business, you had to ask for directions So when I step on the mic, you better learn to agree His Dictaphone is at the ready with every word that I speak But Jamie’s new in this game, he ain’t deserving this free You’re just a carbon copy, whiter, wacker, version of me Brakes: “I like that track”, Jamie: “Yeah, that tune’s got me zoned!” AJ: “Brakes you’re having a laugh”, Jamie: “LEAVE EWAN ALONE” I never said it before coz I hate causing a row He sends me Facebook messages saying he wants my chocolate balls in his mouth Silly billy, I really pity Jamie, I’m sitting pretty I’m a black man, so you just to got dicked by a bigger willie

Won't be too many of them happening I can assure you!!

Ha ha!! Matter of seconds indeed!

'I Am Legend' DVD @ 42 seconds!

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Big Willie to spit first

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Silver Tiger to spit first

Chris takes this one and advances to the Semi Finals

Congratulations Tim! You have won and progress to the next round!

The Silver Tiger took this one for me!!

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At least you got a practice one in!

48hrs are up... Big Willie to progress to the next round

48hrs are up... Brakes to progress to the next round

Basically yes! From the moment that the 1st battler posts his verse, his opponent has 2 days to respond!

I'm gonna have to gice this one to Tim. He came harder with the rhyme scheme and the punclines! The opening killed it for me! Ted had some great references in his verse but didn't hit hard enough for me! Great battle guys! :clap:

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I thought it would be nice to have to here going forward! Maybe drum up some competition!! We should have some rules around this such as only organised battles count towards your rankings and not ad hoc ones calling someone out! What do you all think?

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Pakalicous to spit first

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Big Wilie to spit first

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Hero1 to spit first

* 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Schnazz to spit first

So here it is! Our first organised battle in goodness knows how long! The participants are: 1. Brakes 2. Tallen 3. Tim 4. Schnazz 5. Pakalicous 6. Big Willie 7. Chris 8. Ted Take a while to familiarise yourself with the rules. I'll randomly select who will be battling who and post these within the next couple of days! Just look out for your name! Tim - I know there was a problem a while back with setting up polls! Has this been fixed? Will I be able to post them when the time comes?