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Woosie practically can rewrite this topic and complete it with ridiculous lines..

HAVE A REALLY SUPER MEGA HAPPY BDAY!!

I totally agree. For about 10 years, i thought Vanilla Ice was as wack as it could ever get. But when all these dirty south rappers started getting really popular in like 2002, i waz like "WoW!!"...cuz they actually make Vanilla Ice looks pretty darn good. If i had 2 choose one artist 2 listen 2 for the rest of my life and my choices were Vanilla Ice, Lil' Wayne, 50 Cent, Soulja Boy, Webbie, Lil' Scrappy, Lil' Jon, Boosie, Plies, etc....i'd be choosing Vanilla Ice. Man, Id take 50 cent over those guys but not Vanilla...

pense que pique es cuando uno se enoja..

lol, mad funny

yeah, me too

here is a review from about.rap.com from this song: Nas - "Hero" (Feat. Keri Hilson) (The Jones Experience/Def Jam) By all musical standards, the hard-brawling, hard-hitting MC we've come to know as Nas should've expired years ago. Nonetheless, he's still churning records at a decent rate, causing purists to cheer and critics to take a second look. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, "Hero" gives us all a reason to care again. Pros * Breathless flow, complex rhyme schemes * Nas is still in top form after 16 years Cons * Nas sounds muted while tackling a bold topic Description * "Hero" is the lead cut from Nas' untitled album * The song was produced by Polow Da Don * It touches on the controversy surrounding his previous album title Guide Review - Nas - "Hero" (Feat. Keri Hilson) (The Jones Experience/Def Jam) "Hero," which features Keri Hilson, is the lead single from Nas' untitled 9th album, and it pretty much sums up not just the story behind the album's title controversy, but Nas' current status in hip-hop. It's the perfect soundtrack to the movie SuperNas, in which lead character Nasir Jones takes extreme measures in a bid to reinject some bite into hip-hop. For all his brave posturing, though, Nas sounds rather muted on "Hero." His explanation borders on apologetic: "Still in musical prison, in jail for the flow," he rhymes, after insisting that the title change had nothing to do with pressure from his label bosses ("For the record, L.A. [Reid] and Doug Morris is riding with it"). Ironically, Doug Morris' name was actually censored on the album version of "Hero." Go figure. "Hero" is not Nas' best single ever. Truthfully, he's capable of so much more. But, give Esco credit for rocking his Sunday best flow over Polow Da Don's catchy beat. How can you not cheer for hip-hop's favorite "Hero"?

U should become a journalist Bob, u are really good doing these reviews

wow, in the makin of a classic! lol

out of your peanut butter? lol.. Im just not cool with people dissin the kid without doing anything else good for rap music. When Will decided to go against gansta rap he was at least bringing us new and good music. Ice T, Method man, etc are not..

Lol, this must be on a top 10 at least.. lol

This article should be posted in every rap lovers page around the web..

Well, he aint exactly the cream of the crop, lol..

well, "he can sell a mill sayin nothin on the track" lol, this is pretty sad actually..

Aw man, I liked him with Golden State..

D12 is just a fabric for all them bad lyrics. I think Yung Joc should be part of that group..

the guy is suppousedly hooked on cough syrup..

i hardly remember this.

hey Greezy ur new signature is off the heezy! lol sounded like one of them bad lyrics from weezy, right? lol

Man outta one of his songs we can get 25 bad lyrics... Keep on writting ur picks for worse lyrics ever

"I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on In the black SS with the naviga-tion See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on I got a chick rollin up, half black and asi-an" Nelly on EI.. Ok, this happens when a guy tries to be over creative using just a suffix.

Oh my god, I never heard that Cole one.. It would have to be on an special list for the worst ever! lol

My top 5 Lil wayne worst lyrics! 1- "I put my mack down that's where you lack at She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that I rekindle the flame She remember he name It's Weezy Baby January December the same" LIL WAYNE on Fireman.. God... 2- "I know my vibe is tight and I deserve the throne and if the kid ain't right then let me die on this song See I be riding just riding alone With my daddy on my mind like you gotta be kidding" LIL WAYNE in Hustler musik With my daddy on my mind? he just shouldnt be repeating this outloud.. 3- "I'm still ballin, a bullet gotta get me And I've never been a pus*y cause my hood never let me A made ni**a got made ni**az wit me I'ma motorcyle boy so I'm about to pop a wheelie" Lil Wayne in stunnin like my daddy.. Ok, now we know why he still havent declared himself a P...sy. Oh and he is about to pop a wheelie.. 4- "Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter then the Sun Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll And I would never, I would never, I would never fall I'm being hated by the seasons So f*ck ya'll who hatin' for no reason" Lil Wayne in Mr. Carter.. A really acclaimed song everywhere because the guy can rap about the seasons.. But couldnt find a match for the fall cause he is colder than yall.. 5- "I get her on top, she drop it like it's hot And when I'm at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham" "So I told her to back it up like burp, burp And made that *ss jump like jerp, jerp" Lil Wayne in Lollipop. See? this is what drugs do to people...

http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm 25 Worst Rap Lyrics Ever The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time By Henry Adaso, About.com 25 lyrical missteps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and rewrite their rhymes. 25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down." Album: New Joc City A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing. 24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?" Timbaland, "Get on the Bus" Album: Why Do Fools Fall in Love (Soundtrack) Well, Tim, if I had to endure your mediocre rhymes all the time I'd definitely sleep with my eyes, ears, and nose closed as well. 23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly." Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle" Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement. 22."Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Jay-Z, "It's Hot" Album: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.Carter And, Jay-Z skipped his Geography class. 21. "N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex." Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby" Album: Make It Reign What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9? 20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin." Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" Album: The Chronic Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some ghostwriters? 19. "When it's hot I'm duckin' them people with my firearm Look I be straight thuggin." Turk, "Trife Livin" Album: Young and Thuggin' If he's the one with the firearm, why's he duckin'? 18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" Redman "5 Boroughs" Album: The Corruptor Soundtrack Apparently, Redman's calculator is miles ahead of the game. 17. Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" Album: Kiss of Death Oh I get it: there's Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in Webster's Dictionary? 16."Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys." Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean" With all the money T.I. makes from music and movies, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his sidekick. 15."When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." LFO, "Summer Girls" Cut them some slack. These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. 14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs" Album: The Corruptor Soundtrack Someone should have informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly. 13."I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." Project Pat ("Ballers") Album: Ghetty Green Extra points for giving us one of the worst songs ever known to man. 12."If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." Master P ("Do You Know") In Master P's universe, New Year comes right before Christmas. 11."It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk." Prodigy ("Click Clack") Album: Blood Money No longer inspired by hardcore hip-hop, Prodigy turns to nursery rhymes for some equally uninspiring lyrics. 10."First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity." Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half") Sire Isaac Newton must be turning in his grave right now. 9."I like the way ya ass move to the beat You a freak, that's somethin' you can be." J-Kwon ("Show Your A**") Album: Hood Hop You see, kids, that's another reason why you should stay in school. 8. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours. Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers." Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be") Album: On Top of Our Game A terribly humorless and tasteless joke. Enough said. 7."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." Chingy ("Balla Baby") Album: Powerballin' As far as Chingy's concerned, Asian is a nationality damnit. 6."I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." 50 Cent ("Candy Shop") Album: The Massacre Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap? 5."Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action") Album: It Was Written This holds the world record for worst mathematics on a song. 4."Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham." Ali G (Grillz) Album: Sweat/Suit No comments. 3."Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down") Album: No Way Out Now, that's the type of money I definitely wouldn't want to touch before breakfast. 2."I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talking. My glock cocked when I'm crawling." Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s") Album: Who is MIke Jones? What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing? 1. Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" Trina ("Here We Go") Album: Glamorest Life Actual lyrics. OHH JESUS CHRIST THEY MUST INVENT SOME LYRICS POLICE TO GET ALL THESE PEOPLE INTO JAIL! LOL What do yall think about them lyrics? Oh, And please feel free to post someone or some lyrics that were not in the list..

aw man, they performed there.. I wish somebody would upload a video of that..