http://www.gamingeye.com/temp/personal/lerkot/drugshirt.mp3
Listen up, let me tell you something sad
People seems to think I sell something bad
Why? Well I walked to school yesterday
When a guy screamed Heeeeeeeeeeeey
I asked him whats up man, what you want?
He said you know what I want, a blunt
I told him I aint got that kind of stuff,
He asked me if I really was serious,
I said yes and asked him why he asked me
You got an hawaii shirt and are hot as a lady
I couldnt believe it, so I walked away
And more was to happen the same day,
Everyone asked me if I had some drugs,
They all where dressed like gangsta thugs
But also tiny girls asked me,
And if I sold to everyone, I would have passed E
It was a hot summer day on the beach,
But I kept the shirt on cuz I hate the heat
A man without clothes wanted some pot,
but I didnt answer him cus he wasnt hot,
I took a swim and people gathered around my shirt
But they didnt find any dirt,
So they all got disappointed like LLs fanbase
They searched for another trace,
but didnt find anything so I got away,
at least until the next day...
I got stopped by a cop what a flop
I said it aint drugs, its hiphop
He saw a photo of my grandpas boat
Drugboat, he said and took my shirt and my coat
I hade to go to the one station in this nation,
Where all the policeman ate bacon,
I sat down and there I am yet today,
Because bacon is something I do not hate