Schnazz

I had to go with Julie on this one. I thought bart5's flow was solid, but Julies had much more punch. Yea, I liked those too, and this: I always enjoy someone's "prowess" getting insulted. :)

Who won? Vote for your self and comment about the rhymes.

I liked Luigies verse, but Hero took for me. I liked this flow: and the finish was great:

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Here ye, here, ye, come listen to my tale For the very first time, I'm ready to unveil The myth, the legend, of how a kid came to glory And became the Mighty Schnazzy, the hero of our story It was a random battle, on a cold winter night Schnazz was dealt a sucker, some kid he had to fight This punk was nothing, Schnazz could finish him with ease Our champ would need but a tenth of his expertise As he began to plan for his foe's quick decline, He realized he could do it with a meager six lines: I've caused more pain than Guantanamo Bay I've raided more terrain than Geronimo in his day My skills I always sustain, unlike Michael Jackson And I always entertain, cuz I'm the mack, son. My style is quite urbane, like Jacqueline Onassis I master each refrain, even more than the great Cassius

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Bigted drew a bye, he automatically moves on to the next round.

A couple of notes about the battle. First and foremost, if there are any discrepancies or other issues, the rules are the final word. Second, we have some odd numbers so there will be a couple of byes. Bigted drew the first bye, the second bye will be the result of the bart5/Jazzy Julie/Luigie/Hero battles. Third, I'm on the US' east coast time zone, any poll opening/closing that needs to happen at 3AM my time may be delayed till the next day. :) Fourth, enjoy!

First round, Schnazz vs. ash trey. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Schnazz to go first!

First round, Pakalicous vs. fan 4ever. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Pakalicous to go first!

First round, Silver Tiger vs. Da Brakes. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Silver Tiger to go first!

First round, Luigie vs. Hero. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Luigie to go first!

First round, bart5 vs. Jazzy Julie. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. bart5 to go first!

Good luck to everyone, game on!

You have two days to post each verse. Here are the full rules

I don't know how you Pats fan can hold your heads up high. Starting off the season by cheating and then running the score up on some less than stellar teams. Now compare that to my Colts who won tonights game in the first half. Shortly into the third quarter, leading 44 to 7, Manning is replaced and other starters follow. Compare this to the Pats/Redskins game with a 56-10 win, where Brady scored his last touchdown well into the fourth quarter on a drive that included going for it on fourth down. Sure, the Colts could have some more impressive wins (despite missing their best receiver), but instead they focus on the important part of the game, the win. Go Colts!

Excellent, here's who we have so far: Schnazz Jazzy Julie Hero fan 4ever Bigted ash trey Silver Tiger Pakalicous Any other takers? We'll start the battle Tuesday.

It's easy, I'm good.

Chief, you're still alive? Man, and I was having such a good day, too.

Excellent, we got four takers! (and two suckas : ) Who else is interested?

Anyone interested in a good, old fashioned, written battle? It's been a long while and this area has been pretty quiet, maybe we can get some of the old timers in here. (Julie and Tim, I'm looking at you) Any takers?

Umm... no. That would be Peyton Manning, of course.

I think that's a lot of it. It seems to me that every time he talks about anything in public, his current project is the most important thing in the world and the greatest thing he's ever done. He has a movie coming out so right now he is "Movie Star Will" and that is the center of the universe as far as his public statements are concerned. After the release he'll focus on the next thing and that will be the center. It doesn't really have a bearing on the future.

Exactly!

Brilliant game! Naw, not really hard, but way fun!