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Naw, Chief's not too bright, and he has no clue how to play the game once Tim took spamming away. :lolsign:

How're the controls on fight night? What would you compare the controls to? Hows 1080?

There seems to be several gamers on here, so, in the vein of "what are you reading" what games are you playing? And for you real old-school folks *cough*chief*cough* card and board games are welcome. :) I'm playing: Advance War Dual Strike for the DS - Great game, I loved the original, outstanding turn-based strategy game. Tiger Woods for the PSP - Pretty much what you'd expect, I'm not too much of a fan of the graphics or competition selections on the PSP version though. Slay for the PC - A small strategy shareware game, almost like a board game, kinda like Risk. Interesting strategy and tough AI.

The only way to get soldiers is like Max said, through unit production. Starting out, I think unit production is 0, so you'll never get new soldiers. Every time you upgrade it, it goes up by one. That number is how many soldiers it creates every six hours. In general, soldiers get you more money and weapons make you stronger. Also, I would suggest not leaving all that money out, Chief's likely to attack you and take it all. You can open a bank account to put the money in, it'll cost you 5000 to start, but it's well worth it.

You may as well share them now, since I've effectively rendered all other strategies useless for this round of the game. I am the winner, ya'll are just a bit too thick to understand that. I would have thought that my demonstration with Chief would have made you realize it, but no worries, there will be another demonstration shortly. Well, I suppose there is one strategy that could over take me... but I would be just as happy if Julie won...

I see, and do share with the others!

It's amazing how quickly talk turns from how my apocalyptic attack would turn out to be nothing to how it was so spectacular that I must have cheated! There was no cheating, no hacking involved. Just brilliant insight and strategy! But if you can't believe that you where bested, I'm sure that Tim can track what I did, and he'll concur that no hacking and no cheating where involved. Surely some of ya'll are bright enough to figure out how I did it! I may even let the rest of ya'll in on the secret... eventually.

There's no need to cheat when you face a weak opponent. Tell me, do you miss that... what, 2 million worth of goods and money that I took from you? I think Lerk needs to update his reference material and file this under "Brilliant Maneuvers" Enjoy the bottom of the barrel whle it lasts. The pickings there may be easy now, but once everyone else joins you, you'll be fighting for your life once again.

The same thing I know about every game, how to win. And my my MaxFly, you seem to be doing a lot of reading and maneuvering, but not much posting! So out of character for you. I notice that you've quickly tried to match my sleuthiness level. It's a good try, but your not understanding several vital aspects of my strategy.

Now now Chief, you know that Wes can't get any ass!

I'm not married, but I get plenty of p*ssy from your mom. :lolsign:

True, true... but of course, vague statements are not lies. It truely is amazing what 49 spies and some killer stats get you.

I don't really know, I destroyed his weapons and armor. lol, he was moving around a lot of money when I attacked, maybe he was trying to upgrade. Or perhaps he sold it after the attack to try and rebound. Or perhaps I really am ~that~ good.

I'm offended by what you're implying! I'm not Chief, I don't need to cheat to win! I have a better strategy and a better understanding of the game then you all do. There's a reason I was middle of the pack for so long while you all where fighting it out for number 1.

Your window of oppertunity has now closed. Those of you who are too foolish to choose the right course of action, you will be dealt with. I am declaring open war on all of you. This war is on my terms. Chief was the first casualty, and he is the fortunate one. He will be first to try and rebuild his army, he will have a head start. The rest of you will, sooner or later, meet the same fate. Perhaps it will be in twenty minutes or day after tomorrow. It will come when I decide. Enjoy your next brief period of fear.

Chief, you have been the worst of the worst in this game. You've spammed, attacked innocent victims, and attempted to create a new nickname for me. You have made it clear that far from offering repentance, you've increased your horrid actions. For these reasons and more, I am making you an example to the others. Your former rank was second, your former strike bonus was 150,342, your former defense bonus was 75,357 and your former gold reserves where 509,116. I have just wiped all of these fruits of your labor in a single stroke. You are, in effect, no longer a player in this game. To you others, do you wish to receive the same fate? Repent, and repent now. The game has just changed. You have 30 minutes.

I have taken notice Max.

Happy birthday, enjoy!

You now have six hours to decide your fate. I urge you to consider this carefully. I have the ability to bring down a rain of distruction such as this game has never seen. You will repent, one way or another. Six hours from now, the window of oppertunity will be closed, and soon there after, you will regret not choosing the honorable way out. You would also do well to consider your ranking in the game, and what will become of it if you are the only one not to choose the wiser course. You have brought this on yourselves, do you truely wish to continue your foolishness?

You will pay for your insolence.

Oh yea of little intelligence, you can not possibly fathom all the intricacies of how I am playing this game, and how I am playing you. I almost feel bad for what I'm about to do to you, but I must keep telling myself, you chose this action.

You will be the first to feel my wrath. However, if you do decide to choose life over death, your tithing has been increased to 200,000 gold.

Attention With the lone exception of Miss Julie, you all have been committing brutal acts of savagery in this "army" game. Your repentance is now due! You have two options. Option one is the sudden and devastating rain of terror that I will bring down on each and every one of you. Option two is a tithing you must pay to me, which I shall distribute as I see fit. The amount of this tithing is 100,000 gold each day. Should you choose this wiser course, pm me for the tithing details. Be warned, should you choose the foolish course, at some unspecified time in the near future, you will, most decidedly, regret it. You have 24 hours to decide.

You talk major smack for such a minor player.

But the problem is that he won't be able to attack you either... in fact, he won't be able to attack a lot of people. That's not a problem, I'm a pacifist.