Attention
With the lone exception of Miss Julie, you all have been committing brutal acts of savagery in this "army" game. Your repentance is now due!
You have two options. Option one is the sudden and devastating rain of terror that I will bring down on each and every one of you. Option two is a tithing you must pay to me, which I shall distribute as I see fit. The amount of this tithing is 100,000 gold each day. Should you choose this wiser course, pm me for the tithing details. Be warned, should you choose the foolish course, at some unspecified time in the near future, you will, most decidedly, regret it.
You have 24 hours to decide.