Schnazz

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Ice Cube - My Summer Vacation

Nelly - Air Force Ones

Dang Lerk, how many languages do you speak???

That depends, do you have cookies silly "no booty grabben" clause? :lolsign: j/k :)

What's the story of the picture in your profile, the burning flag? What's it represent and why are you promoting it? It's got me awefully curious. :1-smile: Lol, I spelled your name wrong and now I can't fix it, sorry about that! :paperbag:

That's awesome! Bring it back! Bring it back!!!

Much love and hugs!

Good job Lerk! :2thumbs: Your style seems to be improving a lot. However, and maybe it's just me :), every now and then some of your rhymes seem to just not match. Such as: Many many Swedes say that they hate America They say it while listening to 50 Cent in the stereo Perhaps I'm missing something. :)

Wow Lerk, you really stirred it up this time! :lolsign: I really understand where you're coming from Lerk, I have very similar views. Living in midwest America, I'm constantly surrounded with people who pitty me because of my religous views. I have access to several religous radio stations, but no science ones. Anytime day or night I can catch a sermon off of broadcast TV, but I have to have cable to catch discovery chanel. And I'm constantly irate at how religion promotes not thinking for yourself and promotes evil acts. I've seen people justify homophobia, racism, state sponsered murder, war, and keeping the criminally poor poor, all based on religion. However, religion gives people something to believe in, something to draw strangth from from, and hope. In short, it has a lot of good qualities. I think you'd be better served by instead of being anti religion, become anti specific results. If you're against war, argue for the peaceful Christ as opposed to the rathful God. If you really want to change minds, study the bible so you can present intelligent counter points on grounds that folks understand. (not to say you're unintelligent or you present unintelligent points, I think quite the opposite, just put it in other peoples language) Btw, I liked the rhyme! :2thumbs: As for folks that hate this post because it represents an athiests view point, that's just poor on your part. You knew full well what this post was about, you didn't have to read it. And there's many pro-religion posts on this board, which I, as an athiest, am all for! If you're secure in your beliefs, you shouldn't fear discussion.

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This pic is my favorite http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc021143fs.jpg

Thanks for the comments ya'll

Good luck Joe, you had some good rhymes!

Why oh why do your rhymes go awry? You try and try, but it just makes you cry I have an idea, but I don't think you'll like this Though if I didn't inform you, I'd be remiss Pull out a pen and pad so you can take notes on this Study hard so you can learn what I wrote on this You don't have what it takes to create hot rap You could rhyme for twenty years and still be wack You lack vocabulary to spit diversely You have no skill to spit smack tersely Time after time you avoid the analogy And your lack of metaphors is quite a tragedy Perhaps if you didn't lack any imagination You'd have some salvation for rhythmatic creation But your frustration shows your lack of education It's not a lack of preparation or determination That caused the formation of your verbal constipation The revelation is that you're a rap abomination And your presentation reveals this situation Take my recommendation and find another vocation You flow like Stephen Hawking and you don't look much betta' You're as bright as Georgie Bush with the life of a Loretta You're as cool as Vanilla Ice and as tough as Wacko Warner And your hair looks about as good as Barts dad Homer You're as stable as Eminem as mature as Curley Sue And even Elton John gets more girls than you You're just a simple laugh, much like comic strips And your skills are as evident as a chickens lips You have as much soul as a zombie in a coma And the stench of failure is your charming aroma You make music that's as bad as Air Supply And Hero's mom says you’re hung like a fly

Naw, no podium for me, that's too small scale The mountain top is where I blaze the trail I issue my decrees from under palm trees And watch as I'm surrounded by devotees I'm a hip-hop prophet, you'll never stop it You thinken you can beat me? You best drop it I need no assistance, I always go the distance I bring it so strong, I spit worlds into existence A wave of wisdom rips from my lips My quips eclipse the best manuscripts I can see you glower, you know Knowledge Is Power And I'm the Hercules, causing all kids to cower I crumble the pillars of you wanna-be killers With your wack rhymes made with nothen but filler You're a twinkie to the mind of all of mankind Your words leave fundamental truths maligned When I arrive all hope has revived In that faith that hip-hop will always survive When I shine I don't turn water to wine My Lyrical Miracle is how I'm divine I always meditate on how to win each debate That's why I leave you irate at the fact that I'm great Are you having a flash back cuz of this brash flack? Is your sky falling cus of this killer bash track? Is your ambition flat, your heart on the mat? Let me explain to you why I'm All That I'll never sever my faith in hip-hop Ever clever, my mind goes non-stop I'm bringing ringing to every party I rock Winging singing I tear up the block Folks're quitin sittin soon as my rhymes drop Gettin smitten with my love for the top

Yeah, I totally get what you're saying Wild-Child. The thing with me is if black people don't want white people to say it, they shouldn't use it themselves. I don't think any words should be 'race-specific' if you get what I mean. If they think it's derogatary they shouldn't use it themselves, what u reckon? White folks shouldn't say it beause there's so many racist white folks, you're not really sure if the person saying it is racist or just using it as slang. Black folks saying it, well you usually can assume they're not saying it because they're racist.

That's great! :lolsign:

:lolsign: Good luck JP! I liked this line: "You think your peyton manning, eminem, godamn whats next" :lolsign: Hero, are we supposed to vote for ourselves?

Give it up Chicken McCracker, you'll never be a rapper Find yourself another dream to try and chase after You got no knack for this, you're wack at this Even with jacked rhymes you're still a hack at this You beating me is like Max getting bad grades, Julie kicking puppies, or Hero getting laid. Like Brakes getten boo'd, Jonny on cocain Ted diggen Mike Jones, or Lerk being sane It just can't happen, like the Bears winning it all You hit the stage and folks already want a curtain call I go twelve hours, and folks still want more Just ask your mom, ya, I hit that whore Ease back, I didn't hit your mom, I have common sense She's a complete waste of my fifty cents Is this getting rough? Have I dazed and confused you? Let me kick some lines that you are more used too I'm the Bugs Bunny to your Daffy Duck I'm the Suburban to your Tonka Truck I'm the 360 to your N.E.S. I'm the fine suite to your flower dress I'm the Legos to your Duplo Blocks I'm the I-Pod to your music box I'm the Manning to your Rex G. I'm the big screen to your 13 inch tv I'm the beamer to your R.C. car I'm the Eminem to your Bizarre I'm the Harley to your little scooter I'm the cannon to your pea shooter I'm fillen the bank while you dream of vast riches I love a gorgeous girl, you wish you're banging b!tches Just face it, I'm better, in every way, shape, and form You best get used to it, you'll soon realize it is the norm

Yep, I got another 45 minuts by my clock :1-cool:

I really should write a book on how to coast to success. :1-smile:

I'm spitten hotter than the devils kiss on this diss Knocking your ego to the abyss, my rhymes never miss Your just pissed cuz you miss your glory days So you call your junk classic, imagining your still a craze Snap back to reality gramps, you're experiencing an Alzheimer haze These days your only praise is for not slowing folks on the highways Here's your education, a colonoscopy is your only penetration Stop venting your frustration over the act of your castration Please, return to obscurity with a little maturity And don't worry, I'll keep paying your Social Security Let's make this clear, I don't need rapper of the year I already have a career that'll rival that of king lear I just write rhymes to unwind at night by the fire light They come out tight cuz my wit knocks egos from their height Folks find me compellen' cuz I'm the Magellan of the cerebellum Exploring thoughts and destroyen' the ignorance rebellion Do you submit? Are you ready to quit in a fit? How about I talk your lingo for a bit and kick old sh!t Moon boots, watchen' Roots, playen rubix cube Russian Threat, Chia Pet, Dallas on the 'tube Black Michael, business cycle, Black Monday on Wall Street Ginsu Knives, Miami Vice, Ying Ying is now in heat Gnip-Gnops, Fraggle Rock, Cosby get' his show Hostages free, MTV, kids are told to Just Say No Moonies Marry, Freddy's scary, Reagan gets shot at Lenon dies, Challenger flies, Grenada sees combat Compact Discs, Halloween risk, Belushi dies of drugs Helen Erupts, Oliver's corrupt, colors are donned by thugs I guess I'm going too high for you go understand my plan Alright man, I'll try and explain it as simple as I can Give it up and stop your rhyming about this and that Cuz coz, you're too old to hang with this young cat

Ahh kids today, so misguided. :1-smile:

Happy Birthday Tim!!!