Here's an amateur with no ambitions, having some fun with some rhymes:
Battle Envy
You like to spit, I can barely dribble
Your rhymes are phat, my rhymes are little
You rock the tables, I wish I could fiddle
But it's too late, it's a battle, I'm in the middle
So back up and watch me rhyme,
I'm so damn good I type in triple time
Ya I cursed, I'll even flip the bird
I use my entire vocabulary, you omit 7 words
I'm so dirty, I can make Murphy blush
You're rap's so tame, you cause crowds to hush
So step on up, with your bible in hand
Let me laugh at you, your hypocrisy can't stand
You acting as a saint is just straight funny
Thats like Cheney saying he's not taking all that money
When you're saying your the big pimp of rap
it's like Bush saying there's wmd's in Iraq
You got no game, why can't you see?
You're rhymes are weak, your brains so empty
So back on off, cuz of my wit galore
You're a ignant punk, you buy your rhymes at the store
Love Bungler
Three to four times a week you speak
Kicken jive trash about all the hotties you meet
Pimp daddy this and mac daddy that
You claim your lady skills are totally phat
"They hit on me
as you can see
cause I dance lovely
and talk wittingly.
I'm the mac and more
the kids adore
WPI folk lore
what next is in store?"
But the mad game you claim is put to shame
When you can't even mac a 23 year old dame
The party's over, it's now or never
She hasta give you her number, cuz you're not clever
"Um gee,
let me see,
you're a sweetie
and very petite
Would you spose
I could impose
buy you a rose
and see how it goes?"
Displaying grace and lace, while at her place
The hottie takes control and set's the pace
Enjoying your conections and convictions,
She takes the plung and set's the condition,
"You're a cutie
Not too snooty
Can shake your booty
And call me a beauty.
Give me call
we'll have a ball
hit the mall
and then a dance hall"
But you have no clue what to do, now it's on you
How are you not a virgin, you're a lady's fool!
So all alone you moan, the sadness has shone
Cuz the one thing you lack in your mac, is balls full grown