alright here I go:
1) I was walking to school one time with serious bed head and I didn't notice until I looked at me shadow on the wall of the school building.
2) I was in line at a store (blimpie to be exact) and I had just put MJ's Black or white on my MP3 player. I was listening to something else and it ended, all of a sudden black or white came up and I started to dance for a few seconds and the whole place stopped......... nuff said.
3) I was on vacation and I mistaked a lady for a guy (not dressed like a guy but it was from far away.)
4) I was listening to party starter and I thought that I was just moving my lips to it but I was actually rapping it and I didn't notice until I got so loud I could hear myself
5) one time my cd player fell out of my hand and the cd fell out and it landed face up and it was titled "the best of vanilla ice" (if I want to listen to ice "ice baby" nothing will stop me)
6) a few yaers ago (freshman year of highschool i'm a senior now) I had a pimple inbetween my eyebrows dead center and it kept popping so it was a bruise and all at the same time I was trying to get with this girl (nothing happened)
EDIT: about that whole PJ thing. when I see a girl wearing them it does look good on some girls and not really good on others, if this means anything, when I see a girl wearing them it sends me a message that she is relaxed and cool, not really uptight and trying to be ms. perfect. that's just me though