Listen up, I got a story to tell
About this guy called Luigie, you know him from his smell
So no more introducing, this is how it went
I was sitting with that girl in my room on my bed
We where watching a video, but it was realy lme
I guess thats why he never got fame
So I said, "how about some tv?"
She said, "Ok" and I turned on MTV
After some time, about 15 min I guess
She took the remode, and switched to the "Ballet news"
And that where Luigie comes in
I tell you guys, it scared me tilll deep under my skin
Ok here the deal, I have no beef with Dudes on ballet
But somethign was wrong, he wasnt just doing his steps
No, he did it in the female ballet-dress
So I was like, "woman, give me the remode, I cant take this nomore'"
So she took that thing and switched channel, to watch some sports
Firts I was like "Hell Yeah, this is waht I need", but than breaktime came
I saw the chearleader coming out, and gues who was there
Once again I saw Luigie jumping on the feald, again in a Girl dress
I was like "Oh my god, what ****ing freak"
And my girl was like "Whats the matter hun, dont you think that girl is unik?"
That was to much, he no girl, how counldt she see it?
I was near freaking out, so we went to sleep
Well lets say, we didnt plan to sleep
So for the first time that night I was gonna be a happy man, it seemed
But wait till you hear what happened then
The girl stood up, I was like "Oh she getting freaky"
But no that wasnt it, be carefull, now its getting creepy
She grabbed her face and pulled of her skin
It was like a creepy spiderman scene
Now guess whos face was starring at me once again, It was him, Luigie..