MERRY CHRISTMAS + HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

[DevilsJim89]

MERRY CHRISTMAS + HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

for a little christmas humor from the west coast (SNOOP + DRE) ...download this and listen ...

(right click Save-As) ChristmasTime in LBC

..hehe no its not really Snoop + Dre but its from the Jimmy Kimmel show from like '96 or '97...it sounds like Snoop though..

LYRICS:

yeah its me the mutha****in d-o-g

with some **** about the baby double g-o-d

back in the day in the bethlehood

(deeky sheik do fly) that **** was all good

you know this family was holy moly

the virgin mary was rolling poly

(three wise mutha****as on they way)

bringing gifts and **** for baby boo in the hay

(but there was danger, niggaz in the manger)

word, the evil king was on they ass

so they packed their **** on got the **** out fast

(little J was okay)

and so my homey dr. dre and me we celebrate that day

chorus:

(christmastime in the lbc)

fat nigga in a sleigh giving ****s away

(christmastime in the lbc)

i got a gift for your ass what did you get me? mutha****a.

let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

i told that mutha****a santa to bring me a pick for my afro

and here's the rest of my christmas list:

i want a black mutha****in' lexus

and for my homies down the way

i say bring a gang of tanqueray

(and bring that **** for dr. dre)

me and my niggas down in the LBC

we'll smoke that mutha****in christmas tree

silent night, holy night

all is calm 'cause this bitch be tight (and white)

st nick picked some chronic for that crip

but don't pack a sack for my nigga tupac

(guess what?...yeah)

chorus:

(christmastime in the lbc)

you like this package, ho? i wrap it nice with a bow, yeah

(christmastime in the lbc)

its chrizzamizzast with a double G, know what i'm sayin?

deck the halls, and nibble on my jingle balls

(merry christmas charlie brown)

taking lucy down to cootchie town

(oh the weather outside was frightful)

but on my dick you're so delightful

i got my nuts on your chest where they rest

and white eggnog bitch this nigga's tastes the best

its sweet like a mutha****in candy cane

snoop dogg hanging low (with a jimmy like a great dane)

ho, ho, mutha****in ho

get on your knees bitch i'll show you where this goes

(with my jimmy down your chimney

i'll stick my yule tide log in your ass

and then we dress up nice and go to midnight mass, yeah

chorus:

(christmastime in the lbc)

rat tat tat tat tat please bring this nigga a gat

(christmastime in the lbc)

merry christmas mutha****as from the s a o u p

(christmastime in the lbc)

yeah, and happy hizzanukahs for all my jewish mutha****as, you know what i'm sayin? shalom

(christmastime in the lbc)

we out

[DevilsJim89]

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