Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 22, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Wich totaly broke of and slipped down the drain into the sewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildWildWillennium Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 which was then picked up by jedi2002jaime@hotmail.com who promised to return it but about a week later it still wazn't returned. Jonny got upset and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ...got his mother to knit a new one. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 22, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ... A giant Mutant Gold fish was striking havoc upon the town!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 but unbeknown to the fish Julie was not only a robber by trade but also a half trained veterinary nurse. She pulled a can of polish from her knickers and sprayed it on the mutant fish (it kills fish dont ya know), the fish roared in anger before it toppled down and landed on AJ.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 (edited) ...who span it around on turntables before scratching and mixing it out the open window... Edited August 22, 2004 by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 (edited) "hey" a voice shouted, "thats my job" and to AJ's surprise it was Jazzy Jeff. "im the best DJ around here!" Edited August 22, 2004 by Jazzy Julie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 22, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ..who suddenly learned he had a fish allergy and started to have sevear breathing problems!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 22, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 somone is going to have to perform mouth to mouth.. since johnny was no longer feeling very masculine he had no problem with the idea.. but as he began to bend down..real big willie came rushing in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 22, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 .. and screamed in a mad fit; "...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 22, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 a customer of mine was complaining he found a penis in his soup!! i instantly recognised it as johnnys because.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 22, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ..of the pink glow in the dark piercing in the tip!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 22, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 so have you got it for me? johnny asked.. no..i used it in a stock RBW replied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 jonny howled with dissapointment, what can i do i cant use this woolen penis my mum nitted for me, its all flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 23, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 sudennly the MIB came rushing in.. one of you here is an alien... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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