Guest Prince Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 ...they all stood up and admitted they were aliens... but at the exact same time. Now there was a dilemma for the MiB... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 "your not ALL aliens" said the MIB, we know u are all covering up for the real one. The only way to tell who is the real alien is to..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 ...prod you all with electric cattle prodders. The alien will have an orgasm lasting 30minutes. The gang looked on, in anticipation of this fantastic pleasure, as after all, they all believed themselves to be the alien... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 jonny, the most excited of the crew pleaded "me first, oh please me first", the MIB hesitantly stepped forward and proceded with the cattle prodding and waited for the result...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 ...Jonnys woolen glove seemed happy, but the crew decided that was normal... Proceed to next person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 AJ was next, he was prodded and appeared to have a huge orgasm, "its him" the MIB screamed, "no wait" cried Da Brakes, "he has just spotted a rare jjfp album lying on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 ...when they came to Prince it was extra charged, as they were sure that only insane people wear kilts (it isn't a skirt guys!). Prince flew backwards against the wall, before angrily calling FuQ and bigted to come and help beat these guys up. The MiB, undeterred by this phonecall, then proceeded on to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 24, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 neuralise everyone on the scene.. they remembered nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 The MIB left, realising it doesnt matter who the alien is, those guys were all so nuts wern't really on this planet in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildWildWillennium Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 (This would be a perfect time 2 end the story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 agreed! THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Great so what now? Any volunteers to compile that into one story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 It's exciting too, because the story has left so many questions unanswered which the reader has to decide for themselves. I have a great plan though, there must be someone on this forum we can force into sending this off to a publisher?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 hahahahaha that would be hilarious if we did. I think we should send it off, just for a laugh. So..... anyone know of any publishers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 I know someone that made up a ridiculously stupid idea for a TV programme, then sent the "idea" to TV companies... The responses were hilarious, saying they weren't interested, but instead pressed him onto other people haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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