bart5 vs. Jazzy Julie

[Schnazz]

First round, bart5 vs. Jazzy Julie. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. bart5 to go first!

[bart5]

This may be the first time, I've decided to write a battle verse,

Lucky for me, I got matched up with this site's worse,

But don't get me wrong, I've been in this game for a minute,

Just don't think you've already got this, you ain't gonna win it,

Hip Hops in my blood, its the reflection of my life and times,

You gotta go back to preschool with your wack nursery rhymes,

Its a disgrace and a waste to take out the peeps that don't write,

Being matched with me?, its obvious this ain't even a fair fight,

All my lyrics are on point for sure,'n if you don't understand this right,

I might have to just record this verse so you can hear it every night,

Its ok to be ashamed, and afraid to actually record your own rap,

Lets just face it, I would be too if my lyrics and style were pure crap,

Being a female emcee, you know this is no place for you to be,

Its your unoriginal name plus no game that handed me this victory,

I'll give you a hint...don't reply to this cause your finished,

Its painful enough to sign up for a battle only to be diminished

[Jazzy Julie]

Unoriginal name? How did that one come to your thoughts,

What are you a Simpson now, should I eat your shorts?

Its your first time, your getting beaten by a chick,

Remind you of another first, painful and quick.

I’m the worst you say, how many battles have you won?

I won the first battle that I had ever done.

Think this is gonna be easy, well you took the bait,

You come across as sleazy, women you underestimate.

Thought I couldn’t record, but I said I didn’t write either,

Truth is, I didn’t compete to give the guys a breather.

If that rhyme is in your blood then dude your anaemic,

Those lines make me sick and i'm not even bulimic.

What I do is natural and I don’t even practise,

You do it all the time and you suck at this.

Round one done, no longer shall u compete,

I knew this wasn’t hard, but wow you’re easy to beat.