Da Brakes vs. fan 4ever

[Schnazz]

Round two, Da Brakes vs. fan 4ever. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Da Brakes to go first!

[Da Brakes]

Your bout to get a force feeding so open up

When I’m done this board will need another ‘token chump’

Your hope is up, I leave opponents soaked in blood

Then I make you lick it up until you choke your lungs

I don’t care, I’ll spit first, expect a sick verse

Yeah this pricks a chick and I hate to diss girls

But for this, I guess exceptions have to be made

And yeah I’ve seen the photos homie man you have to be gay

I put fear in my opponents, got you trapped in the beat

You best be brave to step to Brakes (that’s with a capital B)

Just ask Tim, he threw the towel in that’s tactical see,

Coz he knew whoever won would end up battling me

So pay attention, be alert, coz if you snooze...you lose

I’ll even take my complimentary vote, and use it for you

So when I call I’m not The Banker but you best accept the deal

I’ll have your mother wishing that she took the contraceptive pill

[fan 4ever]

It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you

Cuss now you’re talking sh*t, like Will Smiths nephew

All that yip-yapping has got me really confused

Is you a real MC or a delirious Britt on booze?

They say white man can’t rap, I have to laugh at that

Cuss Brakes can’t either and yo he’s black

I ain’t being racist, I’m just stating the facts

Cuss Brakes’ story is one from riches to rags

Oh and you're very original, another joke about fags

That's been done to death boy why don't you let that **** rest

People say you’re making it, you’re on your way to the top

Should I let them hear “Brake Yourself” or should I cover that up

"Clean but still Street", oh yeah you're so hood

I didn't know Ewan David Alman had to sell crack for food

Thank God you ain’t talking about gun-slaying

Cuss the only 9 mm you ever held was when you were masturbating