Schnazz vs. fan 4ever

[Schnazz]

Round three, Schnazz vs. fan 4ever. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Schnazz to go first!

[Schnazz]

War has been declared now that our stage is shared

You should be scared because you will not be spared

I'm kicken my flow up a notch, smooth as Dalmore Scotch

And the rhymes I got have more bounce than Bay Watch

My gift to compose is sicker than Neville's foes

I deliver lethal blows to all that I oppose

I'm the Hova of this board, Schnazzy the Hip Hop Lord

My pen is mightier than a whole Bushel of swords

And it couldn't be clearer that I am your superior

I've got more talent than your Man In The Mirror

You sold your soul to the devil to get to this level

You’re a complete failure at getting the crowd to revel

You’re luckier than a rounder to succeed with your flounder

Tell the truth, you're the Vereniging Martijn founder

Your skill has decreased, you really need to cease

It's time for you to retire to a life full of Peace

[fan 4ever]

I packed Alicous and I broke Da Brakes

Now I’ma mash up Shnazz, see if he has what it takes

To compete with the real boys, no one adores fakes

Tell your mother I forgive her, everyone makes mistakes

But she should have kept her legs closed, for Pete’ sakes

You get splattered in sections in matter of seconds

Stick around for a while and I’ll give you some live lessons

You said you were ill …. so better fight that infection

First lesson is don’t write rhymes with your rectum

You can’t kick it to rappers even though you “Bend it like Beckham”

I really have to laugh with you delivering lethal blows

I didn’t know you were in to pleasing homos

You don’t want no beef, it’s bad for your cholesterol

Lesson number two, your ego will be your downfall

You shouldn’t have stepped to me, that’s lesson number three

Cuss I leave you hanging like balls in a Christmas tree