Admin Hero1 Posted August 28, 2004 Admin Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 Devilsjim89/JJFP2K VS JazzyJulie/DaBrakes ............................. devilsjim89 kickin' off round three made it to the ultimate dream livin' it up by the best rap team now it don't take an asian to figure out this equation of T and a J then double the im the sum is who else but tim and jim we battlin' jazzy julie and da brakes crunchy and munchy like some milk and cornflakes our freestyle train keeps riding whenever we be on the board battlin' everyone is away and hiding were so hot like a semiconductor you rap so bad, go see a rap instructor its you that were dissin' after we win the round and the contest its our asses you'll be kissin' its a proven fact that we can go the ultimate length this duo is like schwarzenegger but doubled the strengh thats two times the power like dinosaurs its weak mcs we devour from austrailia to the united states you got two rap greats spittin' to enhance the fire gotta win this contest, its a desire hearin us rippin on you its like a spear to the ear eyes full of tears rocked and shaken by the fears jazzyjulie Here I go again, ready for the last round/ And im doin’ so well with this new talent that ive found/ The disses people said are becoming pathetic/ But when your finished with me im gonna make you regret it/ Some guy got so desperate that he called me a whore/ That was the easy route, coz I’ve heard it all before/ I have respect for myself, unlike most other women/ I’m not into all this, sleepin’ round and sinnin’/ Its true what Will said u cant write without profanity/ The things come out your mouth, are on the brink of insanity/ So just “shut up” and make like the black eyed peas/ Coz when im finished with u, u will be beggin’ on your knees/ So damn desperate you’ll look 2 the lord above/ And I aint gonna stop till u scream “where’s the love?”/ Its me and Da Brakes we will remain undefeated/ I know your all upset, but calm down, remain seated/ More exciting than the superbowl, even the part with Janet/ I’m hoping the aliens rap coz im bored of this planet/ I feel quite bad coz the rest of you are ok/ Especially for Tim coz im beatin him on his birthday/ Im an animal nurse by day, but a battler at night/ Its like Jekell and hyde , when u livin my life/ Coz im talented at everything I try to do/ U can all me the queen but my friends call me Ju/ Prince had better watch out coz im gonna steal his crown/ I’m the ruler of them all, your just my jester and my clown/ You just make me laugh with your attempt at the rhyme/ I will make sure you get locked up coz its surely a crime/ So when im finished with you, u will realise/ Never get in my way when im after the prize/ What I use is pure determination and drive/ And there is no beatin that, so cya later guys/ JJFP2K Wow julie that was a pretty good spit But like u say in the u k u just aint fit To compete in this ur rigid Frigid and timid Like a mouse You say your jazzy then I’m throwin you outta this house So pump ya brakes and peep kid We’re defeating da brakes..like prince did Leave you embrassed we hurt y’all People laughin at you like db in that silly commercial Brakes stick to actin Cause in rappin your lackin You would need more than one take to break this alliance Our rhymes more complex than manuals to a kitcken appliance Submit give in and give us your full compliance Cause you know we’re bound to win boy its str8 science Mathematically and tactically we are by far superior Your lines go over peoples heads they aint even hearin ya We clearly blazing it up in this joint And keeping it simple so we can make our point Our flows combine and we complement each other We got a battling connexion its as if jim is my brother Type rhyme rulers in a search engine tim & Jim gets 100% relevance Results one through 100 cause we come creatively with 100% intelligence Our raps completely cover you from pinky toe to ear lobe These raps completely smother you and we’re from 2 sides of the globe Worldwide and undenied this rap battle is ours Im sorry but you guys raps are dead ill be sending you flowers This killer collab team just devours Any nosy fools like kidman in the hours So start stepping backwards as ya whole team reverses We’ll be punishin you to the fullest…we still got 2 verses! Da Brakes Tim Price, think twice b4 calling me out// A word called talent is what your sure to be without// Best believe I’ll beat you, like my name was Joe Jackson// What you bro’s lacking is skill at pro rapping// A real lyricist? Ha! You might be someday// Your 2 scoops short of an ice-cream sundae// Da Brakes and Julie most likely to win it// What the hell? Is Adir ghostwriting your lyrics?// If you ever dropped an album, I’d add it to my collection// I’d put that rubbish in my ‘Have a laugh’ rap section// Egocentric, yeah just call me braggadocios// Got a crowd following much larger than Moses// You know this, but loathe me// This battle thing, I own see// The only way I’d lose is if you straight up cloned me// You boys are lacking something, but believe I’m ‘phat’ like glutton// My advise right now is hit the disconnect button// If there’s a problem, trust, I’m the one to come and sort it// Punch the ground so hard I knock the earth out of orbit// The ultimate title, we’re gonna have to deny you// Don’t even class you as threat, let alone my flipping rival// What d’ya know bout science, or mathematical equations?// Its defiant if you step, you’ll get grammatical abrasions// Coz when I start to spit and come out with the sickness// I’m murdering you bad, coz u ain’t lyrically fit kid// Trying to diss my acting skills, but your attempt is kinda weak// Administrate this, you flipping internet geek// Whilst I’m chilling with the stars and spitting lyrics with the best// You’ll be moderating boards, logging down IP addresses// I hate to do this, lyrically holding you for ransom// Julie and Da Brakes, Freestyle Battle CHAMPIONS// DevilsJim89 indeed its a hard battle to judge specially when these wack rappers are spittin out fudge no real meaning, just a bunch a chocolate chunks all I see is a pile of words, by these 5th grade flunks you got past the crowd so far, but now its time for the spankings add another win for the two of us, we go up, up, up in the rankings you can label us as your biggest threat because battling us is your biggest regret the battle of the best, the test of survival we were causing you nightmares ever since our arrival delievering the best rhymes ever in the final our raps are so good, it'll be available on vinyl its a joke to call da brakes the king and julie the queen ill attack 'em and smack 'em like freddy kruger on halloween land an uppercut to your nose, make it bent can barely talk, can barely rap, just like 50 cent having us down beggin on our knees? i dont think so, as your the lame emcees we have the determination to get to the great destination it takes the combination of dedication and motivation to go the ultimate distance not no resistance but true potna assistance da brakes comin' out here with the sickness? you must be talkin bout alzheimer’s, because you got no mental quickness stuck once again in my battle thickness can't touch nor beat the T and J slickness the judges know how to make the right decisions to crown me and tim the champions of all rap divisions anytime you wanna bring the battle, you know who to call you'll never win though, and thats right yes yes y'all so yo tim back me up yo tim rack this win up JazzyJulie Hey I may be late, but its worth the wait/ Me doing this here be straight up fate/ So stop complaining , I be working so hard/ While your sat at your computer actin’ like a retard/ And now you going round sayin that im weak/ But your raps smell so I can say that they reak/ Just coz I don’t rap about peodo’s, violence and drugs/ Goin round frontin like all those fake thugs/ Coz the rhymes that I do be soundin all intelligent/ And anything u say will just turn out malevolent/ Like Ali ima make you eat your words/ And then do 2 you, what Saddam did 2 the Kurds/ I hit you so hard it explodes like a bomb/ It’s a shame you cant hear me to see where im from/ Coz in Liverpool music runs in my blood/ From the home of the Beatles, it ain’t like the hood/ Im not a typical Brit sippin tea like I should/ And make you realise how bad you are if I could/ Your not even worth it, wastin my insults on you/ I hate to be childish but im the rubber, you the glue/ On this rap ride, we goin so fast you’d better use da brakes/ And winning this battle im gonna do what it takes/ What am I talkin about, surely we’ve already won/ No need 2 vote judges, the deciding is already done/ We’re headin to the top, its already makin me dizzy/ I did this in 2 seconds flat coz I be too damn busy/ Update the leader board quick coz i wanna be at the top/ So the rest of you rappers may aswell just stop/ JJFP2K The people demanded high class raps and it Turned into a 2 horse race but yo Julie let me be candid If you had 50 hours to write ya rap it still wouldn’t be up to standard Look you cant change fate we got the mandate And damn mate got so many flows write till the hand ache And I cant stand fake emcees so I banned hate With decorum no more nonsense in this forum With some slick shunning It was clear you were no longer in the running Your raps judges will need to censure Just pretenders with hidden agendas borderin on dementia And I wont let ya take over this with ya wackness And the tackiest of tactics distracts us From this battle addendum But I’m demonstratin we got the momentum And we running with it str8 to the finish Line this rap with hooks and traps sure to diminish Like hooks on tracks fading while making Ya dumb ass parading look degrading simply stating The obvious from the glorious gunning down and drowning out the sound of ya lame ass Your just a 2nd class citizen bitter and we riddin ya from this arena fast U put down adir..come on now he’d surely defeat you Cause I’d be forcing you to battle him in hebrew And da brakes u keep mentionin my admin status fool you’re just jealous Rapping blasphemus clearly mad at us Cause we got the skills and we get the respect But your actin so bad u don’t even see a cheque You with stars? ……………..Nope! You haven’t got a hope Of kickin it with the best outta ya depth and couldn’t cope While im chillin with jeff and he’s tellen me I’M dope!!!!! Da Brakes Final verse, I’m spitting worse, than cobras on alert// Your getting served, I’m so superb, have you all up in your church// Don’t get it confused, believe it happens very often// You won’t be there praying, you’ll be lying in a coffin// Ashes to ashes, dust-to-dust, enoughs enough// I’m the best breed like a mutt at Crufts// Give me a language, French, Hebrew, Dutch or Spanish// And I’m guaranteed to rip it, you peeps can’t understand this// Bilingual lyricist, worldwide they’re fearing this// Beat you so bad, you can’t look in the mirror kid// Jealousy (ha!) That’s something I don’t do// You might moderate me, but I still own you// Lyrical facts? Or have I just said it to boast?// Tim’s reading this thinking “I gotta edit his post”// But even if you did and made it one hell of a bore// People still probably say my verse is better than yours// Jeff’s been lying to you, so gullible, its sad to see// Coz u couldn’t be dope if you smoked a bag of weed// Don’t get mad at me, coz I’m spitting this so lavishly// I’ll outcast you so bad; you’ll get disowned by you family// Tim and Jim, the perfect couple, give each other a cuddle// Repeat after me Tim, “Jim, I think I love you”// Let me know when you and your sidekick finish your so called “dissing”// Don’t need to be physic to know you ain’t gonna win it// Julie was right; this music thing runs in the blood// But you must anemic coz u got none of the above// Run for cover and grab your lover, no brother out here’s tougher// I’ll be the first to rip you, and then Julie will make you suffer// And don’t worry I’ll be updating the leader board soon// I’ll be sure to move you DOWN whilst we rise UP like the moon// That’s it, I’m done spitting, that’s all I have to say// I’ve beat you once before and I’ll do the same 2day// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 Ha ha!! That brings back memories!! For those who were wondering the order of rapping it went: 1. Tim 2. Julie 3. DevilsJim 4. Da Brakes We each spat two verses! It was a team battle, so it was Tim/DJ ~Vs~ Julie/Da Brakes! The eventual winner was Julie and myself but it was a close battle! I well enjoyed it! Can u also believe that this was Julies first ever battle! And she won!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 Overall Great battle. I didn't expect that lyricism outta tim. If this was a general concert, I think everyone would rock the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 haha thanx, that was such a good battle, i havnt written anything in ages. well ive only actually written about 5 verses anyway lol. I wonder if i could still do it. Plus i only won bcoz da brakes was on my team lol, i have yet to get very far by myself lol. In fact it was Tim that beat me out of the last battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 [quote=Jazzy Julie,Aug 28 2004, 03:15 PM]Plus i only won bcoz da brakes was on my team lol, i have yet to get very far by myself lol. In fact it was Tim that beat me out of the last battle.[/quote] We both did our thing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 Ah man, I wish I'd saved all my battles from the first ever solo one, which I won. Haha, I won't forget beating Brakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsJim89 Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 i hate readin back my old rhymes...so stupid i think...fun battle tho... Tim, y u bringin' this back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 [quote=DevilsJim89,Aug 28 2004, 07:38 PM]i hate readin back my old rhymes...so stupid i think...fun battle tho...[/quote] You can only learn from reading old rhymes you wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 [quote=Prince,Aug 28 2004, 07:18 PM]Ah man, I wish I'd saved all my battles from the first ever solo one, which I won. Haha, I won't forget beating Brakes![/quote] :cussing: :liar: :nono: :rbw: :juskiddin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 29, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 hey i was third fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 29, 2004 Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 [quote=Hero1,Aug 29 2004, 01:28 AM]hey i was third fool![/quote] Jim's dug himself a hole then, by saying reading back through them, they were "so stupid". Ooh-er, I'll stay outta this one! :cya: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 29, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 if u read the rhymes its pretty obvious who is who by what we sy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted August 29, 2004 Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 Althought, it would be nice if it was "properly organized". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 29, 2004 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 the results were dabrakes/julie 4 votes to devilsjim89/ jjp2k 3 votes :tear: :tear: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted August 29, 2004 Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 That was closer than I thought. This board definately has a nice respectable competitive flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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