VIsqo Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 (edited) http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm 25 Worst Rap Lyrics Ever The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time By Henry Adaso, About.com 25 lyrical missteps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and rewrite their rhymes. 25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down." Album: New Joc City A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing. 24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?" Timbaland, "Get on the Bus" Album: Why Do Fools Fall in Love (Soundtrack) Well, Tim, if I had to endure your mediocre rhymes all the time I'd definitely sleep with my eyes, ears, and nose closed as well. 23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly." Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle" Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement. 22."Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Jay-Z, "It's Hot" Album: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.Carter And, Jay-Z skipped his Geography class. 21. "N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex." Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby" Album: Make It Reign What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9? 20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin." Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" Album: The Chronic Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some ghostwriters? 19. "When it's hot I'm duckin' them people with my firearm Look I be straight thuggin." Turk, "Trife Livin" Album: Young and Thuggin' If he's the one with the firearm, why's he duckin'? 18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" Redman "5 Boroughs" Album: The Corruptor Soundtrack Apparently, Redman's calculator is miles ahead of the game. 17. Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" Album: Kiss of Death Oh I get it: there's Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in Webster's Dictionary? 16."Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys." Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean" With all the money T.I. makes from music and movies, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his sidekick. 15."When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." LFO, "Summer Girls" Cut them some slack. These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. 14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs" Album: The Corruptor Soundtrack Someone should have informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly. 13."I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." Project Pat ("Ballers") Album: Ghetty Green Extra points for giving us one of the worst songs ever known to man. 12."If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." Master P ("Do You Know") In Master P's universe, New Year comes right before Christmas. 11."It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk." Prodigy ("Click Clack") Album: Blood Money No longer inspired by hardcore hip-hop, Prodigy turns to nursery rhymes for some equally uninspiring lyrics. 10."First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity." Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half") Sire Isaac Newton must be turning in his grave right now. 9."I like the way ya ass move to the beat You a freak, that's somethin' you can be." J-Kwon ("Show Your A**") Album: Hood Hop You see, kids, that's another reason why you should stay in school. 8. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours. Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers." Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be") Album: On Top of Our Game A terribly humorless and tasteless joke. Enough said. 7."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." Chingy ("Balla Baby") Album: Powerballin' As far as Chingy's concerned, Asian is a nationality damnit. 6."I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." 50 Cent ("Candy Shop") Album: The Massacre Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap? 5."Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action") Album: It Was Written This holds the world record for worst mathematics on a song. 4."Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham." Ali G (Grillz) Album: Sweat/Suit No comments. 3."Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down") Album: No Way Out Now, that's the type of money I definitely wouldn't want to touch before breakfast. 2."I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talking. My glock cocked when I'm crawling." Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s") Album: Who is MIke Jones? What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing? 1. Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" Trina ("Here We Go") Album: Glamorest Life Actual lyrics. OHH JESUS CHRIST THEY MUST INVENT SOME LYRICS POLICE TO GET ALL THESE PEOPLE INTO JAIL! LOL What do yall think about them lyrics? Oh, And please feel free to post someone or some lyrics that were not in the list.. Edited July 1, 2008 by VIsqo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg14 Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 "And I'm still Cole like Keisha's family" Lil Wayne, "Barry Bonds" Album: Graduation That's just one of a million metaphors that should've never been uttered... anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 My top 5 Lil wayne worst lyrics! 1- "I put my mack down that's where you lack at She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that I rekindle the flame She remember he name It's Weezy Baby January December the same" LIL WAYNE on Fireman.. God... 2- "I know my vibe is tight and I deserve the throne and if the kid ain't right then let me die on this song See I be riding just riding alone With my daddy on my mind like you gotta be kidding" LIL WAYNE in Hustler musik With my daddy on my mind? he just shouldnt be repeating this outloud.. 3- "I'm still ballin, a bullet gotta get me And I've never been a pus*y cause my hood never let me A made ni**a got made ni**az wit me I'ma motorcyle boy so I'm about to pop a wheelie" Lil Wayne in stunnin like my daddy.. Ok, now we know why he still havent declared himself a P...sy. Oh and he is about to pop a wheelie.. 4- "Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter then the Sun Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll And I would never, I would never, I would never fall I'm being hated by the seasons So f*ck ya'll who hatin' for no reason" Lil Wayne in Mr. Carter.. A really acclaimed song everywhere because the guy can rap about the seasons.. But couldnt find a match for the fall cause he is colder than yall.. 5- "I get her on top, she drop it like it's hot And when I'm at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham" "So I told her to back it up like burp, burp And made that *ss jump like jerp, jerp" Lil Wayne in Lollipop. See? this is what drugs do to people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Oh my god, I never heard that Cole one.. It would have to be on an special list for the worst ever! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 "I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on In the black SS with the naviga-tion See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on I got a chick rollin up, half black and asi-an" Nelly on EI.. Ok, this happens when a guy tries to be over creative using just a suffix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg14 Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 In this post alone, there were 5 Wayne lyrics that were just awful... and people are calling this dude the greatest mc alive???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Man outta one of his songs we can get 25 bad lyrics... Keep on writting ur picks for worse lyrics ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 haha those are hilarious. My favourite is from D12 "That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something i dunno" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigie Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Haha.. thanks for this funny post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash trey Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 haha those are hilarious. My favourite is from D12 "That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something i dunno" i think that one i genuinely funny, they're supposed to be high... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was listening to Big Daddy Kane songs while I read this... ...they didn't go well together.... God Blessa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E - Style-Greesy - E Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 In this post alone, there were 5 Wayne lyrics that were just awful... and people are calling this dude the greatest mc alive???? Yeah man, I don't get that, either! I hate Lil Wayne, the way he raps, the way he acts, damn! He's rappin' like he took five cups of drugs and some loads of grass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 the guy is suppousedly hooked on cough syrup.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted July 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 D12 is just a fabric for all them bad lyrics. I think Yung Joc should be part of that group.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigie Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 NIms song...called i guess uhm.. "this is why im hot"...got tons of REALLY bad lyrics too, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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