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yo jus cause your the admin of this board dont think ill go easy
il diss you n big ted, just cause your educated your rap style is sleazy
now you really gonna say all them words in the space to think
a matter of fact i think you just went to a dictionary after a drink
do what others do to you thats my moto, so please follow
me in this rap ride as me n fan4eva will never take sides,
you will be laughed at cause really you didnt diss me
i can take them disses cause there partly true, i dont have a rap career
im a lyricisit takin an attempt to assasinate anyone who gives a tear
if your the disciples that must make me jesus,
ill say the lords name in vain, watch it rain, ya'll fall into terrible peices
cause it was all fine when the battle was between me and fan4eva
now you got me pissed off, and thats a never a good sign, forget the weather
tim you had no buissness in this battle but you decided to interrupt
now im just like mount etna, in any minute i can corrupt
it will be flowing just like a flow, slowley and confidently
let me spell it out for you coldy, cause currently
you aint got a chance, go home and stay on your pc
with your thick ass glasses that help you see
well get a thicker pair cause it aint working
now tell me, who's doing the work, whos jerkin?
isit bigted tossin you off or the other way round
make sure you hear this even if you are 6ft underground
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1st off fan4ever I'm far from a mess
When I stay organized with the words I deliver in this contest
The basis of this is cleverness over the ignorance of your deliverance
One minute you claim to be the hardest but then you start quivering
Like your having a seizure
That rap **** to me is time of leizure
I don't stressed out over this battle 'cause you won't do nothin' if you run into me in 'Jers
But if you try something you'll get thrown in the Atlantic
'Cause I do damage like Hurricane Francis
And don't talk **** about my dad
Or I'll stomp your bitchass
You're more like the Heat before Shaq
You're just an average mc in the pack
And Joe I didn't leave you out
I'm gonna hit ya with so many blows you'll be bleeding out your mouth
You don't have any power to go diss rappers now
You may not like 50 but you're still a wanksta
You're a wannabe, not a killer gangsta
You lack speed and stamina
Don't persue the path to be a rapper
'Cause you have less energy than an old man that has to take Viagra
I'm a six footer that's in excellent shape
From doing callestetics and lifting weights
You're no competition that'll get in my way
The pope would recognize that you're a hypocrite
So he'd beat you with his walking stick
Big Ted and Hero got the statistics that lead the league
'Cause when you're rockin' the supreme flow you're an elite mc
If this is a war I'd be the general to step up and lead
And if you don't take orders your ass will get jumped by me
You can't even battle, 'cause like Deion Sanders you can't tackle
But you're only 16, so that's embarassment since your career's over before it began
Next you'll be writing a love letter to fan4ever asking him to be your man
While your jerking off to a "Playgirl" magazine in your hand
Just shut the **** up 'cause we don't wanna hear about your gay stories
Goin' to prison and takin' it up the butt is clearly what you consider a day of glory
But that doesn't live up to me being a leader
Without beggin' like u I get digits from cheerleaders
Oh I forgot you like guys anyway since you're a queer Edited by bigted
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can you diss me without using mine?
i dont think you can, so make your own lines
bigted who are you and what are you doing
cause in a few years my show will be the 1 that your viewing
forget me now as the 16 yr old mc, cause im goin studio
my rap skills are more eqvilent than yours although
the power of my mind can capture any sense of a knowlagble sentence
by your bonnie n clyde adventure, reminds me of my repentance
why do i have to battle a 6ft fag with pop star labled on his forehead
i break bread, i aint gonna shoot u wit lead, jus WISH u was dead
so tell me one why u hatin the reason im debatin that im waitin
im updatin my rap vocab while im creatin and then awaitin
for your reply knowin why your gonna cry and eventually die
so what if im 16 cause age aint nuttin but a number
when you lose 2 me you just gonna say its a bumber
i dont understand why you dont give up like a man
its my plan to kick your ass just cause i can
if you beat me its only gonna be by a fraction
but you might quit cause u can have a allergic reation
what nationality are you, are you a ****in russion
cause at the end of this songs all the disses are gonna give you a concussion
your mind state you cant figure out, its a state of confusion
but your messin around with an illusion, so heres my conclusion
bigted and hero1 the biggest queers in the universe
did this **** and i dont give a **** about no curse Edited by J-o-e
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I noticed how fan4ever hasn't responded yet, I guess he's dead
And now I'm putting the finishing touches of placing Joe next to him
At least fan4ever went down quiet, when you suck it's better to be silent
I don't like to provoke out violence, but when you flow all them lies in your lyrics
I get angered by it, so now this is the last moment
I'm sick of your comebacks when I'm blowing out your dumbass
You're a broke ass when you spend all your doe on crack
You're in a gang of gay rappers wearing clothes that don't match
If you ever make an album it's getting thrown in the trash
You never get in the studio with them booty flows
Security will make you start running home
You're gonna wish that I was still your potna
'Cause I'm fully equipped and you have no armour
And if you reply again you're gonna get your arm broke
Nobody will confuse you with Fat Joe, when you always have crack up your nose
You're gonna die of overdose
And for your question on my race, I'm a black man
If you ever step in my face, you gonna feel the blast of my jab
And I'll rip off your legs, leavin' you more pain than if you were only stabbed
When girls spread their legs I'm like Keith Sweat when I "Get Up On It"
While you fiend for nuts more than an elephant, I see you're trying to get on my dick
But sorry fag, I don't get down like this
This battle's now finished and the crown's on my head!
I just rattled clown competition, y'all got knocked out by Big Ted
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yo your misunderstanding this battle bigted
first off im not dead but im rippin you to shreds
who the **** are you sayin im not going to the studio
when you know you cant diss my superb flow
ive beefed wit fan4 eva and now your complaining
how many times can i beat you before it starts rainding
bigted listen, aight your rhyming skills could be more procise
as i put your head, bigted your trapped in my lyrical vice
hardly any of your rhyme actually rhymed
your time of a rapper is now being timed
imma ruin your career jus cause your names ted
imma hit you up jus like pac n leave u for dead
this battle can go on for ages, i might just decompose
hittin eachother wit blows, on going beef wit dope flows
tell me why, bigted n hero1 are you so damn stressed
with this talent i am blessed, dont say that your impressed
cause i kno you are, look at my dope car
pimp my ride dawgs, you know who you are
your the type of dude that will sneak in the back door
of a club and then as soon as someone notices, you'll be on da floor
music changes lifes and lifes changes music
you just gotta decide which 1 to use incase you lose it
dont get so mad jus cause im better than you,
dont think i cant freestyle cause i can and i do
hero1 thinks hes a genoius just for runnin this site
well i dare you to do 1 thing, come out for 1 night
wit me you computer geek freak, look for somethin u mite seek
im runnin this battle thread, go upstairs n take a leak
imma **** on bigted n hero1 jus 4 dissin me when it finished
your crazy, after im done your gonna feel dimished,
so small in every thing, including your mind
your rap vocabs suck, cause you rap so ****in kind
have you ever had sex? have you ever done x
you dont even know who i am, so dont disrespect
when im a multi plantuim artist imma show you all
that fan4eva is right, the bigger you are, the harder you fall
mother****ers,
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Yeah Joe you're provin' how much of a hypocrite you are
When you don't persue your talent up to par
And if ever do go multi platinum it'll be 'cause you sold out
'Cause you'd rather sell your sould just to be rich and live all foul
That's selfish and not what a true artist is about
You'd rather sleep with prosititutes
Who have scandelistic views
And just wanna take all your **** from you
I don't take x
I only sleep with women that I greatly respect
And want to make something out their life
But I'm too young to settle down for a wife
I'm all about keeping my priorities in line
Everything comes in due time
I do everything with a plan
Unlike suckers like you who act like the world will just go in their hands
Without putting in work
You'd rather put out a gimmick record
To be a trend
But me I'm doing the opposite
I'm doing something that'll live on after I'm dead
Like Biggie I know sky's the limit
My legacy will show my life after death
Every rhyme I put my signiture on
Is the design that I scriptured strong
So in this debate, I won't discriminate, your rhymes are a disgrace
I'm gonna take a **** in your face
If you don't shut your mouth soon, How many times do I gotta knock you?
My life is not all about numbers, It's about bringin' out the wonder
Of how I'm gonna save the hip-hop game from drownin' under
You chose to drown with it when you ain't about ****
Like Big Daddy Kane I ain't half steppin'
If you're smart Big Ted is the name you have to invest in
I'm puttin' an end to your retarted questions
And fan4ever when you retailiate I'll teach you like your professor is
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u gotta understand that rap is a beauty
and for me to beat you, its just my duty
pac dissed biggie completely, and your biggie so who am i?
im j-o-e the one whos just far to fly
so why the **** do you always repeat my disses
isit cause you cant think for yourself, ya girl wont give ya no kisses
"Great respect for women" thats bull****
im rippin you bit by bit, flippin the script
what you got to try n beat me, so GIVE UP
your rhymes stick more than a ****in urine CUP
your eventually gonna hit it to yourself that your loosin
jus boozin, while im plain cruisin
imma hit u up mother****er give me your best
ill write you a little test, let your soul rest
i got hero1 out of the battle and its your turn next
see your rhymes are easy to understand, mine are complex
yo, if ted has 5 crack rocks got robbed how many he got?
now tell me how am i a hypocrite i kno im hot
my main piroitie in life is to kick anybodys ass who starts
but the only way ill stop is if bigteds mum farts :scared2:
ill run out the house, just like a little mouse
runnin from a cat, and ill admit that
so stop trying to win cause you makin me laugh :lolsign:
i said it a few times already, YOU STINK TAKE A BATH
your not dissin me and ill screwin with your head
so bigted from this moment on is now officaily dead
dont be sad, dont be mad, just be glad
that j-o-e's sayin you actually own a pad
wait nah ya parents do who gonna kick you out soon
get home and realise your ****s out and say be out by noon
thats what love is the world of hip hop
but you singin along with britney, your ****in pop
you got good respect, you let your girlfriend take you shop
your a pussy, a wimp a geek
a computer freak, try and get what you seek
it takes you 2 days to respond to one of my battles its over
in a few years, buy a rolling stone magazine and geuss whos on the cover
your girl says your a **** lover
now please dont take me the wrong way, dont say im stupid
cause im not, the number 1 romantic talker, a plain cupid
its 1 on 1 now bigted, rippin you to peices
get kicked outta ya house cause u cant find ya lease
your deceased now, take it as a compliment
take this as a small sample, a supplement,
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That's it Joe I guess you really wanted it?
Tryin' beatin' this...

What did you do suck your father's dick?
Just so he'd come up with that dog piss
That was typed on this discussion and misfortunate
I already came up with the win
You got fuq askin' "Why'd you become a bitch?"
The only reason why he gave u positive reaction is so u won't kill yourself over this
Don't get gased that's the only props you'll ever get
I don't have to go sugarcoat how I feel about your hoe ****
If you wanna call yourself cupid go ahead
I use my head to study bigger ****
I know I use soap and deodorant
How could you buy soap when you only buy dope with your check? :dunno:
That's if you even work 'cause to get a paycheck you gotta earn it
I work and on my free time I keep knowledge burnin'
Run-DMC said that "You Talk Too Much", but it's all ignorance exerting :bang:
You have about 40 lines but I didn't feel much punch in them
If you really do crime you'll go to prison
If you front about that watch you shine you'll be shot in the head
I know how to survive in the suburbs and the projects
You talk about Hero but he vibed with Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
So he knows what real talent is
How can I be pop when I'm underground like KRS?
And I'm gonna "Flow Forever" like Rakim
I tell truth to be known clever so my rap design's intelligent
All you're out of line crap is ignorance
The essence of rap isn't charted
When you have intelligence you can be in charge of a buisiness
You're now getting routed
I'm builiding the foundation of a palace
And your sand castle just discinigrated
When I battle I don't bust discrimination
If you come at me like a slut you'll be put in your place again
I'm like Jordan you're only Lebron
I shine gold medals from performing you only got to be bronze
Don't be disrespecting my mom
You better watch what u say or else you'll fry hard
I don't give a damn if I'm a nerd
When I'm a man of my word
I represent what I stand for
What so great about making bitch songs like "Shake Your Tailfeather"?
You're another Nelly whore
Go ahead and be with him, P.Diddy, and Britney on the Rolling Stone Cover
That's not gonna make me respect you anymore
If you keep on sellin' your soul you'll be the record company's whore :lolsign:
I'd rather be studying more
And even if I don't make it as a rapper
I'll still get success mastered
When I rep for my heart true
Are you gonna call 2Pac a nerd when he went to performing art school?
He didn't be an actor overnight like them other rappers that're retarted fools
Go ahead and have material success I rather have spiritual bless
'Cause when I'm dead heaven is where I'm going
I already know what I'm gonna say to my children and grandchildren
I always pave the way for the future when I create my lyrics
Go ahead and study gay porno flicks
I got books that I have to go read again
If you wanna live all atheist
You'll be going to hell
After a life time in the jail cell
And if anyone else wants a piece of Big Ted they'll get overwhelmed
Like LL I stay in this hip-hop matrix rockin' bells
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[quote=mfuqua23,Sep 20 2004, 01:01 PM]Dang bigted, U included me wit all dem greats. btw, I wasn't sugarcoating anything. His game has stepped up some.[/quote]
:werd: Hey man if we keep up our names'll be mentioned among the greats more often. I didn't exactly think that you were sugarcoating anything, I was sayin' to Joe that I'm gonna tell you how I feel and I don't measure anyone's elses feelings into what I feel. Well when you battle me you gotta bring your A game 'cause I always have something new to rap all the time I don't post all my songs here but I'm constantly writing new rhymes and freestylin', hip hop is more than a game to me and I don't like to overexagerate when I rap that's why all my rhymes are reality.
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looky looky looky, his hands are shooky
when he lost all his money at the booky
save your money bigted you might need
responding back with your whack greed
im rapping for respect and decenty
coz u pissed me off, im takin ur diginity
and your watch and wallet see what you got
you never know whos hot and whos not
but know your block otherwise you'll get shot
now listen, bigted you cant have a bighead
your not good enough, im rippin u into a small shread
u wana **** with me, let me do it properly
first thing ill be stealin ya girl, next ill be stealin ya property
like cube said it "Was a good day"
cause its my pay day, now u, go away
your broke, im gettin the money, its so funny
ok imma stop beatin around the bush and take ya honey
im way ahead of my game, and pleanty to lose
my pride n diginity which one shall i let go? how can i choose
bigted stay off the booze, u a chump
if a dog ****ed your leg, you'll probably let it hump
look it you p u s s y, you dont you die
why you always lie, about u being fly
take a hint mother****er ive beaten u
destroyed you, totally eleminated u
u jus started to kiss, thank **** for that
i gotta rip all these cats, i watch my back
i c u suckin up to FuQ, **** u mother****er u aint scored
well your rhymes hit me with somethin, im bored
your rhymes dont make sense as much as mine
i see a girl, i look and say **** shes fine
whats so hard in doin that, sayin ratatat with a baseball bat
take that mother****er u plain whack
i rap about needin money, being broke and reality
i got plently off time, unless he losing his insanity
this fool think he can beat me, beat j-o-e
and who you talkin about being discriminated
ever been hated, you never been underrated
i got alot of issues about you but i choose to close
but i go back to where i belong and go 2 my hoes
they comfort me with the comfortin i need
they dont care about my money, nor they have greed
soon you will be on your knees
suckin my dick sayin please
i dont care ya'll ill say nefin to anyone
ill dis u and your friends just for fun
the battles gettin tense and so are your nerves
thats why your losin words, mispoken verbs
a night you right this you will have to cram
this is an exam, and your gonna lose coz its my scam
you not gonna get a pass, even if im last
imma rule you out of this league and call it a thing of the pass
now bigted dont get shy, dont go red dont get embarresed
you notice that i notice that my rhymes are gettin deeper
your a victim of a murder, and im the griem reaper
im throwing all cats out into the ocean
but dont shed a tear, you cant coast an emotion
your loosin and im boozin, livin my life high
watch the world just fly by, but i see a drive by
listen for the meanin for the words i speak
look at the way a women smiles as she freaks
bigted what position was you in when you was sixteen
its not your fault, your mum is jus plainly a crack fiend
has this battle finish, or as it just begins
imma beat you anyway, im **** your realitve twins
you cant beat me your in a drout
you cant see me cause your out
get the **** away from here you've lost
the girl u wanted to get away, i tossed
they call me a player and thats what i am
call me infinite, call me uncle sam
bitch
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