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cant believe i just read that
dont decieve joe you need to dead that
diginity? i cant believe you just said that
its dignity fool that was real slack
you just messed that
fallen into hero1's death trap
your lines suck not popular like linux or red hat
you so juvenile giving us ya mum's spoon fed rap
im advanced beyond my years
you're denounced by all your peers
if you wanna be an emcee you gotta gain respect
but your running off at the mouth actin foul thinkin you a seasoned vet
i suggest you seek medical advice cause you need a head check
doctor would take 5 mins to determine you should no longer post in this thread
so many beatings leaves you, well its best left unsaid
but its clear to me you couldnt beat a 5 year old kid
with what you spit dick
speak that rubbish in public you'll soon get arrested
you showing more intelligence than a reality tv show contestant
you feel dumb? you're real dumb, a straight dim son
comin simpler than a line from jessica simpson
your raps are limp some, your a rhyming gimp son
while mine come fresher than dim sum
i put into my raps nothing but heart
yours are written for heads to check and discard
wondering who's this young punk trying to come off hard
as subtle as a brick couldnt catch any emcee off guard
retreading the same old disses, suck my dick and i take ya mrs
leaves the masses bored to tears rhymes as useless as plastic scissors
its obviously gonna take some drastic measures
to get you to wake up to your obvious weakness
dont know your limitations you're brain dead so need to speak less
even if you pulled a stunt to get some free press
they'd still say joe is freakish known for his weak ish
i come straight off the dome and still dont need to tweak this
im far superior on a higher level joe you'll never reach this
me and ted will pound you to a pulp and you'll still come back with a weak diss
but it means nothing
i'm spitting somethin that says something
people read this and take notice
because these raps have originality and focus
and frankly all your's are hopeless :lookhehe:
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misunderstanding words is what i write
u aint gonna beat me without havin a fite :touche:
first i gave you props, then u pull out some tension
whats wrong dawg? cant u get a pension
get a life, get a wife, settle down
you dont wana play wit me underground
ill diss your whole family with no remorse
say i quit otherwise ill be resortin to last resort, force
tim how big are your lenses in your glasses
on the internet all the time, watchin his life as it passes
im smashin enemies quicker than mike tyson
your momma sucked me off, i call her dyson :lolsign:
tim your crazy, you cant have no baby
you dont know how to do it, even if you did
you would have to go on ebay just to get a bid
some say ive improved others say im whack
well tell me which 1 it is before you hit me back
i never even dissed you in my rhymes
dont call me out, get with the times
yes there was a day i was once whack but that was ages ago
yes there was a time i was called joe and i was known to flow
but them days are gone and im straight rippin it
tim vs joe, tim winnin but wait, im just flippin it
theres nothing death in your trap
but tell ya girl, she should stay off my lap
i stick my middle finger up at you, i dont care
bigted and hero1, what a pair
to beat in one battle, that must count for sumden
but as usual ya'll take it as nuttin, i wasnt frontin
you a soft cake, you will crumble under trouble
but when your being cooked, you can double
so after readin the rhymes you say suck
well im here in my rhymes sayin i dont give a ****
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This is for Joe...

The comebacks you make lack sense
Your raps are full of lame wackness
Everyone here knows that ur a drug addict
The only thing you said in this battle is “Big Ted's dead and he's a bitch”
There's no originality in this
You can't rhyme anything without cursing
Now you wanna question me
About how I was when I was 16
That was the year that I came up to be teaching
What I learned in school and reaching
Busting out tools of prophecy
I do this to be leading
All you're doing is mistreating and misleading
Back in '01 I was rippin' “Hypocrite MC's”
And slaying punks by tellin' 'em “Don't Step Unless U Rep”
You take too much drugs so “You Won't Play Me” with ur foolish attempts
When you only got me chuckling
Since you're just a “Knucklehead”
I burn you with my hit list
'Cause I was “Bringin' Da Hip-Hop Funk”
And I knew that “Fake Homies Front”
I can take what I wrote back then and make a classic album
Let me rephrase that, I have enough material to make 12 classic albums
I'm not even 20 yet
And I could make a mixtape of my greatest hits
Do the math quality+quantity= mc legend
Your're failing elementary and I'm acing colleges
Your raps are chapters while mine are full length novels
I still stand up and “Spread Love”
And I “Don't Lose Hope” when I stand above
I'm gonna deliver you “The Knockout Blow”
I'm gonna force you to “Feel My Flow”
The scary thing is that I'm still continuing to grow
Both mental and physical
I don't lift to be a sex symbol
I do it just to remain fit and live longer
My rhymes remain timeless
Your vibe only remains mindless
You're already defeated, it was a time wasted
So give up when we all know your style is disgracing
To your peeps that you're supposed to rep for in displaying
All you similies and metaphores are all basic
Compared to words that I use to "Debate" with
I rather be the 1st black president
Than releasing a platinum disc
Your ignorant rap'll lead cats to prison
While my intelligent rap'll make them improve to leadership
Like Jada Pinkett I bring the Wicked wisdom
And like Scottie Pippen I bring that "Full court Pressure"
Sot that means I make you "Feel My Hunger"
Like my quote in the signiture
When I flow "That Flame Burns"
And as a "Hardcore Rebel"
My mama taught me well
Like KRS-ONE I bring the Higher Level
So I'll be teaching with him and Afrika Bambatta at the hip-hop temple
Rockin' holy lyrics over instrumentals
Like Nas did to Jay-Z I'm giving you Ether
My rap chemistry already depleted your role
On further note the phrases I quoted
Are the name of my original songs
And another note I support fuq 'cause he's another east coast mc reppin' strong
Even if I remain a solo artist my charge is on
I'm tired of battlin' lame punks like you who're wearing thongs
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[quote=Prince,Sep 22 2004, 11:24 AM][quote=Hero1,Sep 22 2004, 03:23 PM] your lines suck not popular like linux or red hat[/quote]
(Linux and RedHat are the same thing :kekeke: , and no they don't suck :kekeke: )

Carry on. :thumb: [/quote]
Haha that's exactly what I was gonna throw up.

Yo anyone in on this ? Been a while since I text battled, could be fun.
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[quote=Perry,Sep 23 2004, 04:49 PM][quote=Prince,Sep 22 2004, 11:24 AM] [quote=Hero1,Sep 22 2004, 03:23 PM] your lines suck not popular like linux or red hat[/quote]
(Linux and RedHat are the same thing :kekeke: , and no they don't suck :kekeke: )

Carry on. :thumb: [/quote]
Haha that's exactly what I was gonna throw up.

Yo anyone in on this ? Been a while since I text battled, could be fun. [/quote]
yeah anyone can jump in :thumb:
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yeah, i hope this is a friendly battle, cause im bassicly been joking 4 a while now, ive calmed down since my little outburst lol, im just battle cause bigted n hero1 keep battling also and dissin me, so i diss them, its all fun,



ill post a battle in a little why, im busy at the mo
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yo, bigted your rhyme are lame
your disses are the same
wait u dont diss
****in faggot go give hero1 a kiss
i kno what ya'll get up to when im gone
push me once more, ill be forced to right a song
lyrically a G, the best MC
this board as ever seen, but i cant break free
the little details that critics say
"how can u rap about yay?" cause thats what i do all day
"why do you think your a gangster" i dont, im just a pranksta
whatever questions you give i have answers for
"why u even in this rap game" cause i wana be rich coz im poor
its quite simple the questions u ask
make sure u dont even stare at me when u pass
R.I.P, you are T.R.I.P.P.I.N.G
knowin you cant play with the J.o.e
ted your better of dead, ill turn you to a thousands shreads
i dont even need your critisim cause i know im dope
im tightin u around the throat, but i cant seem to find the rope
cant seem to find the write line to cuss you down
the only thing u get around is your 50 yr 400 pound
japeniese kung fu artist, i went away for a while
made everyone smile, but the **** is gettin bigger on the pile
so imma wipe it all out in one hit, one spit
one **** and oh shoot, ive just ripped
you to peices of filin paper from your wardrobe
your house and your car
knowin everytime u get reminedd of this rhyme im never to far
"is this a threat" hell yeah it is, you got me pissed
oh **** **** mother****er cocksucker, there i just dissed
you in a blink of an eye, made you cry, made u fry
everytime i diss u neutralise tellin the truth, but i know u lie
hero1, the imaginitive web designer, let me slim this finer?
you should really get a good life, buy some weed
get the greed and then fufiell, what you need
you be much more lessed stressed, im pressed
up with smoke, be usher you should confess
and whos this perry? go **** off home, catch a ferry
im jokin, im smokin, your chokin,
good night ya'll the battle must be closed
ya'll got more women troubles that u cant get wit a hoe :scared2:
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I was waiting 2 see if anyone else was gonna respond but I notice nobody did so I guess everyone that didn't participate should vote on this so we could bring it to a close so we can start a brand new one 'cause this battle kinda dragged out too, I said what I had to say already here! :werd:

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If no one is gonna vote, lets call it a tie

Nah, it ain't going down like that, there's too much favortism on this board and that needs to stop! :bang: Everyone replies to one person's topic on the forum and the others get ignored! If nobody votes for this, I won't be posting too many more rhymes here 'cause I won't waste my time posting if nobody pays attention to me. I don't want people voting for me because they like me, I want them to vote for me because I have hot verses and it should be the same reason if you decide to vote for Joe, we want respect! :ditto:

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I would vote but I think the battle has gone on for too long! I mean theres 6 pages to read thru! i think peeps just havent got the time or patience to go thru all of that! I dont think there is favourtism on this board tho! If you have read the organised battles of the past there have been a whole host or winners and voters! But that was because it was properly organised. If this battle was a bit shorter then I think people would have voted!

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I would vote but I think the battle has gone on for too long! I mean theres 6 pages to read thru! i think peeps just havent got the time or patience to go thru all of that! I dont think there is favourtism on this board tho!

:werd: I agree with you on this battle not being organized but if we all took the time and patience into participating, we should take the time to read through and vote, it's only fair! Well if doing this battle was a waste of time then I'm not gonna be in the next battle if nobody pays attention to it 'cause i don't wanna feel like i'm wasting my time, I have nothing to prove, if you wanna battle me anyday I'll battle you, it's not like I only rap every few months like some of y'all here, I take pride in what I do!

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