Members Ataraxia Posted December 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Been a while since I posted here. Had a few health issues. But anyway... I hooked up with this random girl recently. We were, you know, "getting it on" and everything. But for some reason the only item of clothing she wouldn't let me remove was her bra. Still, I did the business, and noticed that one of her nipples popped out half way through the sexual act. It was hairy. And I mean EXTREMELY hairy. I couldn't stop looking at it. My penis suddenly went flaccid and I couldn't continue. She asked me what was wrong and I couldn't tell her. I could understand her being embarrassed, hence not wanting to remove her bra, but if she knew she had hairy nipples then why didn't she just shave em? I don't get it. Anyway, that's my random experience that I thought I would share with you. I bet you're wishing you really hadn't of read this now, eh? Any comments on this, fellas? Or any random experiences that you wish to share with the community? Go ahead. Might as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Oh My Goodness... That was crazy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 wtf, haha, the girlie had a mustache dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ataraxia Posted December 5, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 ha ha ha. I think I'm scarred for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 lmao oh my God. Well she shouldnt shave them bcoz then she would get stubbly nipples and that wouldnt be good. But she should definatly wax or pluck. Did she take care of her other areas? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 LMAO...I remember there was an episode of The Man Show...or I think it was the man show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. Anyways they played a prank on guys at Mardi Gras. They got this chick to wear pasties to cover her nipples but the pasties had hair on them. So when the crowd starts yelling 'show us your boobs' she would lift her top and show off these hairy boobs. Jimmy and Adam would record the crowds reaction. Some of the dudes were like 'WTF' and seemed so horrified :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) Don't go blaming a hairy nipple for your impotence dude :pound: Edited December 5, 2009 by Big Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ataraxia Posted December 5, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Did she take care of her other areas? lol. Yes, she did. Which I found rather confusing. Don't go blaming a hairy nipple for your impotence dude Ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Since I'm not a girl I dont know how sensitve female nipples are, but I highly doubt you can wax or pluck your nipples without passing the f out :pound: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) Since I'm not a girl I dont know how sensitve female nipples are, but I highly doubt you can wax or pluck your nipples without passing the f out Well, you gotta consider women get waxed regularly in other "sensitive" areas too, I guess we need to clarify if the hair was located on the actual nipple or in the surrounding area. Andy, care to clear that up dude? I cant help but think that the terms being used would be totally different if the conversation wasnt happening on a public forum. And for hers and your sake dude, I hope this girls never finds this forum. Although, it would be hilarious :pound: Edited December 5, 2009 by Big Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I remember once, Kel Spence wrote on a blog or something that "Ladies, hairy nipples are not the business." I think he had a similar encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I dont know in what kind of bars one must go to pick up girls with hairy nipples but i'd go somewheree else next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 lol i cant believe we're having a big convo about hairy nipples. i dont think u can get hair on your actual nipple( just to clarify i do not have hairy nipples despite knowing a lot about nipple hair removal), but when men have hairy nipples its in the surrounding area, so i imagine she could be quite careful and wax around. Or get laser hair removal or something, whatever u cant go around with hairy nipples. i read in a magazine men think its the biggest turn off ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted December 6, 2009 Admin Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 This is the most entertaining post I've read here in years! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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