Hero1 vs Big Ted

[Da Brakes]

* 16 lines each
* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)
* Hero1 to spit first

[Hero1]

I eat your diminutive derivative rhymes, you will find me deadly
Big ted? Nah small fry, eenie weenie, puny like a tiny teddy
I’m gargantuan, I stand taller than a sasquatch, man
So big you see me from Melbourne to Saskatchewan

I’m a baller, you coming up shorter than a marriage to Kim Kardashian
You’re the farthest from a true artist, You’re just plain average man
Damn right I’m the hardest, you so soft you’d make a fine spouse
Dressed in a white blouse, dropping flows deader than Amy Winehouse

I’m Kobe, I’m ice, you jacking up Shaq free throws
You can’t pass me, you try, but get picked off like Tim Tebow
Start fasting man, it’s the rhyming Ramadan, the bright phenomenon
You froze, out of ideas praying for a hit like M Night Shyamalan

My flow track so phat -- you’re below that
Underneath my thumb, boot, spell and you know that
My smile grows so wide, but you hardly even grinning
Big Ted you’re a loser, while I’m Charlie Sheen winning

[bigted]

Hero better stay out my lane or get rejected like Mutombo
All competition's like Tiki Barber when they fumble
Like Joe I got them all in a "Stutter"
I'm like Run-Dmc stalling mc suckers
Since Big Ted's destined to be
The livest mc since the '80s
Having your girl wanting to be 4ever my lady
As if I'm a member of Jodeci
But this ain't a slow jam
Since I'm the hot topic on the programs
Bringing out the logic so you could understand
That I'm like Rakim bringing out my master plan
See what Big Ted does is all based on design
I'm like Public Enemy when I don't believe the hype
When the reality comes to the light
The peeps will see that Hero didn't put up much of a fight