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SEMI FINALS: Silver Tiger vs Hero1


Da Brakes

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What's up Tiny Tim? You been missin' me I reckon
Unlike your sex life, this the only time you'll ever cum in second
You're like a short alphabet, you're low on I.Q.
You're so unliked my last opponent spent half his verse dissing you
You're an internet Queen with a lonely occupation
No one told me I'd be dissin' kids from the Make a Wish Foundation
I'm like an old compass, a little hard to follow
You retired old whore, still know how to swallow
You're an Amazon book, you're easy to write
Man you're so good at suckin' you'd think you was Twilight
You're an unsharpened pencil, always missing the point
Like a gay drug addict, mouth needing a joint
Surprise abusive wombat, I'll beat you on a whim
Crowd screamin' Mortal Kombat, chuck the deuce and "Finish Him!"
Back, Down, Forward, Punch, Kick, got my spear in ya throat
Now let's toss you in the river and watch your dumb ass float

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ay yo man, right here is your true hollywood story
about to get gory, trying long range but then you see blitz
& this here cuts your career short like you was river phoenix
see Chris, when I flex, reflect, genuflect & adore me

show respect, you reject, cos like ID you’re about to get checked g
but no one knows you, or blows you up, you’re in a hole like gaddafi
whoring you’re videos out as people shout, “ I can’t stand ya!”
you sucked more than a porn star and now you have throat cancer

I don’t play coy, see I punch lines like Conan --- and leave you laughing
your lines don’t play boy, like a naked Lindsey Lohan --- leave you barfing
you better pray boy, you’re an actor without a trailer
avoiding your acting coach, cos I’m gonna have to fail ya

yeah man, even from all the way here in australia
I can see you’re faker than lady gaga’s female genitalia
I’m Tiger Woods, you just a cocktail waitress
I’m sinking holes, while you’re stuck trying to make vids

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