Da Brakes Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) * 16 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Big Willie to spit first Edited November 10, 2011 by Da Brakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I’ll stride against you Brakes, your take prosthetic steps like Heather Mills I kidnapped Jazzy Jeff’s hype man, so there’s no doubting I have ‘Skillz’ Your rap name is an abbreviation of how they describe me lyrically A Dangerous And Brutal Rapper Always Killing Emcees Simply Distress signals all over Britain if I let you fly the flag for the UK They’ll be at half mast like a John McCain Mexican wave Katie’s not a faithful bride man, she’s more like share a wife You should ask the date of conception night coz Caleb could be mine I’m like a 50 year marriage, golden, first place in antagonism You’re not bronze medal position if there was 3 in the competition You could be a toked up addict with a crack pipe in your throat But even If you ejaculated weed you still couldn’t come (cum) dope ‘Business As Usual’ for you is still cleaning the streets Treat this battle like ‘Brake Yourself’, you’ll never want it to be seen You had a dying career before this battle, do you know what its gonna be after? Like an old basketball jersey, retired and hanging from the rafters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 That’s some wishful thinking, Caleb’s cracking up laughingCoz even he knows you prefer a fellas dick in your arse cheeksHis Mum ain’t no fool… Check the date of conception??Katie said you was a joke, you couldn’t get an erectionShe wanted it rough and raw, you wanted hugs and affectionBut when it came down to business, you had to ask for directionsSo when I step on the mic, you better learn to agreeHis Dictaphone is at the ready with every word that I speakBut Jamie’s new in this game, he ain’t deserving this freeYou’re just a carbon copy, whiter, wacker, version of meBrakes: “I like that track”, Jamie: “Yeah, that tune’s got me zoned!”AJ: “Brakes you’re having a laugh”, Jamie: “LEAVE EWAN ALONE”I never said it before coz I hate causing a rowHe sends me Facebook messages saying he wants my chocolate balls in his mouthSilly billy, I really pity Jamie, I’m sitting prettyI’m a black man, so you just to got dicked by a bigger willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 2nd Round* 16 lines each* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)* Big Willie to spit first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Dicked by a bigger willie? Brakes, that line could be genius If it wasn’t for the fact Katie’s clit is bigger than your penis She told me ‘you’re superior to Ewan, he couldn’t do me this way’ At least I think she said it to me, I wasn’t the only dude at your place Coz she treats her legs and crotch like an open buffet for free Soon as she puts on a spread, then it’s all you can eat Ask for directions? Well, that part is accurate actually Coz I had to navigate through all the baby weight she still carries Dictaphone? Yeah, only so I don’t make the same mistakes “14 years and no progress, man, you remind me of Da Brakes” So it’s not a surprise you fabricated record deal lies Then 3 months later your demise was you’re still unsigned I may be new to the game, but I’m at a height you’ll never reach I come to you for advice coz those who can’t teach You didn’t drop a battle verse, more like a rhythmic suicide note They’ll only be a third round if the judges make sympathy votes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Listen you little prick, get some lube and then eat a dick The only time you’ve seen a clit, is when Mummy made you lick it You tried to flip my whole verse, made no attempt to be original Do the math… I gave you 90% of your material And don’t think I don’t know where you bit those lines from Drastic actions, become apparent when you battle your icon Bro I’ve chilled with Jazzy Jeff, busted rhymes with Kel Spence Own my house, married, I’ve acted and got a kid I’m super sexy, girlies tell me my pen game is pretty perfect You’ve achieved Shack Jit, Jamie gimme something to work with Comparing me to you, I’m really doubting that we’re even All your tracks sound like you’re rapping with a mouth full of semen A collab with me and you? Let’s do it … 31st of September I gotta be honest….. bruv you sound like a sex offender He likes them young and fresh, a paedo, who’s really a chubby chaser The only 16’s he plays with, wear skirts and school blazers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 :D If it wouldn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't believe rthat I was reading stuff like this on this forum. ya'Ll had me cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Lol, I am fired up too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Nothing personal taken with the verses BW! Two no holds barred 16's from yourself! No one has really come at me like that on here before! Had me on my toes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Likewise man, I appreciate that. I knew I'd need to come hard to stand a chance. You're the first person to beat me, intense battle bro. You don't mind losing battles like that. Good luck in the final! I'm still getting at you for a collab though, just not on the date you suggested, haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 LOL!! Ha ha! Yeah for sure man! Just let me know when! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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