Members Simon Lerkot Berglind Posted November 14, 2011 Members Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IHvu8b-otU Made entirely with bottles, juice packages and other stuff from my room. Right now it's just instrumental brilliance but I will do some rapping on it later, possibly in Swedish. *** I am also still doing songs as "The Educational Rapper" though it's been a while since last. This song here is about a cheap store called Netto in Svalöv. Very informative and important. I'm particularly proud of this song because I play the synth on the beat :p I walk past the coca cola's and I won't even think about the apples We're in Svalöv and we need the food so we go where it happens They got burgers made out of road kills from Slovenia and sausage from the dead body of a girl named Linda But we can dig it, we can enjoy it, cause they got cheap sheep stew Add some spice and you might actually call it food **** ICA, we can't afford it cuz we're boys from the getto Now livin in the netto Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Yo, when they opened up the place people went like yeah And everybody took their cars and bought their food there Before they built it it was some kind of parking lot Which people seemed to use by parking a lot But now it's all good cause the Danes opened their store I might forget about Svalöv but Netto in my heart for sure **** Pressbyrån, we cant afford it cuz were boys from the getto Now livin in the netto Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Okey boys, synth solo Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time Livin in the ghetto buyin food on Netto Feelin fine havin a good time *** This song, however, is my latest TER-song. It's really bad because I was really sick (physically) when I recorded it... too bad. It's about the king of Belgium, Jelle van Damme. I made the beat myself (no sh*t). I'm a tell you a story not about bitches and not about glory No I'm talking Van Damme the man who came through Amsterdam even though he's Belgian, I mean h'es the heaviest **** since Lordi **** you, go home and die you little cocksucker was what she told me While I was jerkin off to Belgian videos I ordered toll free Listen to the stories I tell and try to memorize em my friend Jelle van Damme was born in a city called Lokeren Where he joined Beveren with Yaya Touré and them He made his first team debut in Germinal Beerschot Where the bass is pumpin the ass were shakin and the girls go what My patience achin, I'm rappin this up real hot So check out this **** or you better shut up He's Jelle van Damme He's like Zizou Zidane Well **** you, Jelle van Damme dominates Belgian football Sure he was in Germany Holland England and all But the important thing he's dominating Standard, Settin the Standard by being a better captain than the standard Like the drum handclap, wanna tap that is Standard thought With all the big mighty brains that Standard bought Guys like Jelle van Damme rockin the funky **** Takin charge of the standard, makin it hip He's twenty seven years old and almost two meters tall The tough quck ball winning playmaker who can do it all He's Jelle van Damme He's like Zizou Zidane *** And these two I think you've heard. The one about the Warsaw Radio Mast is one of my biggest hits ever. Kakapo (badly mixed, sorry) There is a bird named kakapo It lives on New Zeeland yes it do Its sort of a parrot with no wings It can walk but can't do other things I dont know what it smells like But I know it looks totally alright It might taste well, I dont know But if i had the chance I would have a go ITS THE KAKAPO OF NEW ZEELAND IT GIVES ME THAT COOL FEEL MAN I LOVE THIS FLIGHTLESS MOTHER****ER IT DOESNT REMIND ME OF CHRIS TUCKER Then the cat came to New Zeeland It came there and got the Kakapo eaten So they moved the bird to some island And now it seems it will stay alive yeah Theres about a hundred of them now And they all got different names, wow The government of New Zeeland likes them and offer them all kind of protection Do you remeber the Warsaw Radio Mast? Of all the buildings, it was the highest Sixhundred and forty six meters tall, It was the biggest of them all It was the cock of a thousand negroes, No white trash chick weighed those kilos Designed by Jan Polak in nineteen seventy four It was twenty six years yonger than Al Gore Warsaw (radio mast) Warsaw (radio mast) Warsaw (radio mast) But one day in ninetyninety one, **** fell down They were changing wires and it fell down Some people died and some people cried Poland was in a shock and lit candles of light They planned to put it back, But the local residents thought it was wack So if you wanna see it you gotta relax Lean back and imagine it while hearin this track *** Thanks for listening.. Edited November 14, 2011 by Simon Lerkot Berglind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Lerkot I will never forgive you for making me listen to the instrumental! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIsqo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 The Netto one is pretty cool though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpinJack AJ Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Lerkot, your music leaves me...speechless. It is definitely for a select group of people...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Simon Lerkot Berglind Posted November 18, 2011 Author Members Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just made the instrumental into a Will Smith remix:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EtexDLmnZg Works surprisingly well.. Thanks guys, it's very new - at least the beatmaking part. I've decided to call it "room" as a more chill version of "house". Later, I plan to invent "mansion". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 lol, that was pretty hard to listen to Lerk. I got about a minute and a half in before I had to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Simon Lerkot Berglind Posted November 20, 2011 Author Members Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz28rRrzuw8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpinJack AJ Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 You make things that I didn't know could exist. I love the "Room" explanation. I await the day when you specify which room. I'm anxiously waiting the "Party Starter (Bathroom Mix)"...complete with sounds such as dripping faucets and flushing toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Simon Lerkot Berglind Posted November 22, 2011 Author Members Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 You make things that I didn't know could exist. I love the "Room" explanation. I await the day when you specify which room. I'm anxiously waiting the "Party Starter (Bathroom Mix)"...complete with sounds such as dripping faucets and flushing toilets. GREAT idea actually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpinJack AJ Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Uh oh...that guy seems to have the concept of rhythm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawad_m Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 That netto song is groovy as, really good I like your style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 This is the same guy, but this time he only used sounds from the berlin subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Simon Lerkot Berglind Posted January 4, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) Ok. That dude beat me. So I gathered my funky friends, gave em bottles, drums, toy keyboards and some real instruments... and voila: Edited January 4, 2012 by Simon Lerkot Berglind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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