Da Brakes Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) * 32 lines each * 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this) * Final will consist of 2 rounds * Silver Tiger to spit first . Edited November 14, 2011 by Da Brakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Yo Brakes it's nice to see you, been a long time coming Haven't seen you do it big since John McCain was running Like the old man's wrinkled wang, your career is mostly "flop" There's a reason that you're name is a synonym for "STOP" Can you hear me way down there? I gotta yell it from the top Last dude got you arguing who your son be callin' "Pop" Don't get caught up in that nonsense, stay strong for your kid Someone's gotta tell him what daddy almost did I'd make this short and sweet but you wanted 32 Draw it out like a useless horse, turn you into glue You're like a flea-infested dog in heat, a bitch with an itch Traded mic-stands for a baby seat, now you play Quidditch It's insulting to call this thing you do a career Your raps got suicidal tendencies like headlight-loving deer You're never, not, no, negative, needless I'll beat you a thousand times before you could look up "antithesis" The opposite of "talent" would be a complement Took your CD out the jewel case and put up a sign "For Rent" I gotta hand it to you man, you're a real funny Brit... ...Well that would be true if you think changing diapers counts for wit I'd tell you to "bite me" but you'd take it the wrong way Like a reason to rhyme-rob, then tell me I said it was Ok In fact, you're an out-of-work rapper, an album is due I'm starting to think this battle is content-fishing for you Well bring it in close, I got a line you could use "Thank God my wife ain't see me work before we said our "I do's"" Got the charm of a corpse, son that means that you're rank I say that Brakes spit that bull____, you fill in the blank You're a struggling poet and you chose to battle me Look in your wallet and ask who you really "Wannabe" You crashed your own KIA, tried to become a fraction Man this the closest you'll ever get to being Killed In Action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Are you serious Chris? You made me log on for this? “Step your rap game up” Better make sure you do it quick Bite some of my lyrics.....Get angry.... Make a threat I hear better rhymes, every time I put Caleb to bed I’m the illest rhymer, feel the fire rage from me, a real survivor People gather round, I’m bout to kill a silver tiger Silly Rabbit, make ‘em panic when they’re battling Brakes Have rappers like Pakalicious vanish, end up missing for days Let’s get right down to it. Beware... I’m too crude dude Have your ranking sinking lower than your YouTube views This ain’t a battle, it’s a slaying and I’m coming with facts Better know that “I ain’t playing”, like any one of your tracks. He has to sit down to read this, you know he can’t stand Coz whenever I post, he gets a semi down his pants An even bigger joke is when he ventured into acting. A titanic mistake.. Chris that never should of happened I’ve seen your acting skills, no... We’re not laughing with ya Only castings he gets are the parts of the retarded sister You offended? Well you should be coz what I’m saying is true The only B!tch in here is you, this is the Taming of the Shrew Call me the wrecking crew because your act I’m demolishing You’re pure cheese and homeslice, I’m lactose intolerant You gotta beg for friends, his introduction is “Yeah I know Da Brakes” Have my twitter page, buzzing like the New York Stock exchange Let’s not rag about names, “Brakes” is in a legendary state Christopher Langer...............well he was never very great I’ll have you turning back to Christ, can I get a GOD BLESSA But even Jesus told you “Leave it, coz Da Brakes will rock better” How dare this pip squeak disturb this giant from his slumber? I’ll send him packing back to Cali, his defiance will be his blunder Those cliché lines, and basic rhyme schemes you speak Would have worked well if this was 1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Hahaha son, dude I know that you joking I'm about to shove the rod of truth, leaving you choking You kicked Pakalicous the exact minute he's late You came in 7 hours past but refused yourself the same fate I'm gonna keep this clean, not gonna say you should "blow this" But does anybody else think that contestants shouldn't host this? Your verse had no impact, erratic like Lil' B So I take it as a complement when you say I'm '93 If my acting's a joke, I got some words that'll kill ya "Good job, Brakes! I know you'll make it" - That sound familiar? You got our support, we won't put you in check Because nobody can look away from watching a train wreck So much arrogance in your words, must think you're something to fear Except that message board battles are the highlight of your career LL went at Canibus, now that was legendary Bet you never heard a decent diss, Cool J popped your cherry There was Nas vs. Jay, man Ether was my song Then Da Brakes battled Luigie, now tell me who don't belong? I had to sit down to read it? Your imagination don't leap I put your verse next to my bed to help me fall asleep Got a lotta pics with you and Jeff, what you implying? I talked with him about your work, dude started dying "A Stan that don't get it," then he called you a flirt Laughed so hard when I said the words "Da Brakes Concert" Wake the giant from his sleep? Sure, I'm Jack, check the beanstalk I'm saving the princess, you at home crying, ejaculating in socks Next time you come at me, do some work, give a damn It's like Christmas dinner was the only time you went H.A.M. The name is Chris Langner, get your spelling correct It might be the name to sign your janitorial paycheck I'll give you your last dying wish, right down to the letter I'll write it on your tombstone: Rest in Peace and God Blessa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted November 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 It’s absurd to me, you purposely, verbally tried to murder me This certainly requires emergency type of surgery Correcting me with spelling quite frankly, that’s outlandish I’m a Brit. Don’t forget we invented the English language Stoo-pid American, don’t realise what it took to get respect You took the English dialect and then you butchered it to death I’m the poisonous poet, one dose is considered lethal You don’t stand a chance because you’re weak, withered and feeble I got rhymes for days, I’m a pro...you wanna see more? Your ex girl left coz you were hung like a sea horse Just admit that you’re a fan, my autograph you’re sure to want it I can run the search right now and bring up your stalker comments A heated battle this is not. Somebody really should have warned ya The definition of an Emcee must be different in California On the camera and on the mic you’re not a natural performer You couldn’t spit it hot if you were on fire and in a sauna My raps send you to sleep? You must have sniffed the aroma You took a half dose, a whole verse will leave you in a coma You inspire me to rap…. No honest you really do You might not know it, this confession is something that’s really true I see you posting all your videos, begging for any love And every day I look and say you’re what I never should become I’ll shout it from the rooftops, I’m letting this chicken know That I’ll leave you bruised and battered, all black like my little toe So you’re the time police now? You really need to back it up 7 hours is plenty long to fly to Cali and slap you up! But I can see your tactics, you tried to rock the thuggish quotes You’d do anything to stop this going to the judge’s vote You get hung drawn and quartered just for stepping to a great I’m hung, tall and gorgeous … the definition of Da Brakes Your done Silver Tiger, failed the test in every way Your Mum’s vagina inspired Taco’s special of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Call me the wrecking crew because your act I’m demolishing You’re pure cheese and homeslice, I’m lactose intolerant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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