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JJFP SOLO FREESTYLE BATTLE III FINAL


Da Brakes

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Since SEALK didn't post in time to qualify I went back to the round before that to see who had the highest score. It was me, so I have the advantage. Hero1 to spit first.

Remember we get two verses each, so the order goes: Hero1, Da Brakes, Hero1, Da Brakes. They can both be up to 32 lines each.

:touche: :ali:

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ewan i got you spewwing what you're doing

will have board members approving a swift removing

yo this is retibution for crimes past

i chain you shackle you tackle you battle you and rattle you cause my lines last

stuck in the readers cerebelum got them rememberin em when 2 days pass

bring a chuckle and a smile while my ability times itself brings out a braver rapper

made to play ya spittin more accurately than a pissed off waiter

my flows burn deeper than a moon crater or eruptions on the equator

i travel on the time continuum see myself win so now i'll just wait until later

laughing at that wordplay that just sliced diced a hater and ate ya rhyme flavours

like big willie i savor the victory numero unos rap saviour here to slay ya

while ya waiver in simple mathematic your lesser i'm greater

cause i can go back and forth like jeff on the cross fader

switch up the styles to beat any opponent whether arch enemy or traiter

i break ya over the head till its cracked like an egg bringing you dread

like dawn of the dead you're running from the inevitable like larry fishburn in fled

in this instance my sentence reaches intense peaks like acquiring peak fitness

so end this let me dead this you've lost before you ever read this sickness

flip you like a kickflip and take a stand like a witness

while your bumbling listless and lifeless dont fight this win is tim prices

bob and weave you're attempts futile like dabrakes.com getting site hits

unsettled i put you off your game you've come before but this time your wits miss

because when you are left to your own devices

you come up with wack geek admin jokes that are old tired

if you have to spit a complex flow you're a no show

ewan alman always stalling while my syntax grow

i wont make a sock joke cause you were good in that add

but when it comes to battling all you win is sad act

i'm proactive something you clearly lack

simply reactive can only travel on one path one track

unsigned talent? more like unsigned hack

want the cold hard truth? just read that one line back

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Hey Tim, I applaud your attempts to try and diss me/

The only down under you’ll be surely is 6 feet/

You risk defeat, you challenged a superior MC/

Me getting beat? Please! You can kiss my butt cheeks/

I’m not bad or evil, don’t be mad you ain’t equal/

You’re not a man, your feeble, greatness I’ll gladly teach you/

We’ve battled before….damn that was disastrous/

A first round knockout, everybody was laughing coz/

Your supposed to be good, but you can’t win them all kid/

Forget your second verse, I propose that you forfeit/

Throw in the towel, start waving the white flag/

I’m like the bully in this, you just afraid to fight back/

You log on to the board, anticipating reading this post/

I spit the truth, I’ll have scientist believing in ghost/

I’m not meaning to boast, but one day your gonna see/

That I’m the Premiership, your barely Sunday league/

Too many people like you wanna imitate this/

But your fakeness, could never emulate greatness/

I’ll penetrate your brain core, I’ll leave your brain sore/

My words cut worse than a rusty chainsaw/

You refuse to believe it? He’s oozing with weakness/

I won’t finish dissing till he’s bruised and he’s bleeding/

Where were you when they were handing out skills? /

I’ve been diagnosed with ‘dopeness’, your hopeless for real/

Your gonna lose, your pitiful, every day you surely hear this/

His excuse, “Errr…the forum got hacked…they changed my lyrics”/

dabrakes.com, 500 hits and still increasing/

That’s damn good for an unsigned rapper with no releases/

Who are you kidding bro, your nobodies Hero/

No matter how hard you spit, I’ll still burn you like Nero/

Fear? No. You gotta try a little harder/

Let’s see if he responds despite the pointing and the laughter/

:lookhehe: :hilarious:

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you wish i would forfeit

cause when you rap you just just force it

dont come natural you imitate and irritate

well my hyper cipher is about to initiate

you're website got 500 hits?

dude they all came from my links!

face it you need me and my natural instincts

you're a sitting target sign round your head says please defeat me i stinks

well i'm here to put you out of your misery

join the rest left in the dust from my rapping wizardry

brain dead empty shells of former self caused by seizures and fissures

from my words cuttin like doctors utensil opening small slivers

while your words cut about as well as plastic scissors

yeah your skills were handed out mine were there at birth

check the dna freestyling gene formed as pefectly as the beginning of earth

i move past the competition exposin them cause i found flaws

when im done all i hear is loud roars as the crowd soars

i'm a emcee at the very core im a hero to all cause they stand and applaud

check my latest verse start handing me another award

cause i exist outside the box and outfox any rhyming rebel

only pointing goin on is me outpointin my opponents on every level

you stepped in it now brakes ive exposed you're simple skills

1, 2, 1, 2 as generic as army drills

you're a one trick pony you're one slick phony

once ive read one verse from you ive read them all homey

you're inability to change has just set you up for you're greatest fall

you're cocky like rocky but you cant knock me i stand tall

i play with a straight bat im like rahul dravid they call me the wall

cause nothing gets passed me cause i always present

ive seen my future i won this battle that got kinda tense

nothin but 30s because hip hop in its purest form is what i represent

DB a spent force, lost cause, when i said unsigned hack thats what i truely meant

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His big words didn’t work so he had to dumb it down/

Watch me go berserk with this nerd, I’ll show you how/

With my bag of tricks, sick verbs and killer nouns/

Play any of my tunes, that’s how someone iller sounds/

You ain’t a real rapper Tim, you an impersonator/

You’re an idiot online and in person I’ll probably hate ya/

Spit a verse, go 1st or 2nd it doesn’t matter/

At the end of the day, you can’t beat a better rapper/

A perfect 30 out of 30. That’s what I’m aiming for/

My advice for you little boy, is aim to score/

Its common knowledge on this board I’m far superior/

I look down on you. You are inferior/

Unsigned what? Don’t even talk about hacks/

dabrakes.com. You know I’m boasting no attacks/

Couldn’t deal with it yourself, had to go crying to Hax/

He’s the brains of this site. You need to give this geek a slap/

This battle is mismatch, no way is it fair/

It’s like sending an ant to go and take out a bear/

It’s defiant who’s the victor, Brakes is the winner/

Eating MC’s like you for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner/

Give up the mic man, I be like DAMN/

The closest you got for a girl is your right hand/

Truth hurts, like that girl who sung addictive/

Just sit kid, admit that you could never rip this/

Like me, that’s why they call me lyrical B/

You’re an analogue rapper, I’m a digital MC/

And as for your production, I’m like ‘Oh man’/

It sounds like you dropped a spanner in some pots and pans/

Stick to what your best at, don’t make me draw my belt/

Coz I’ll beat you down physically and lyrically with stealth/

I’m ill so what that means is I’m bad for your health/

Hit that disconnect button, matter of fact just ban yourself/

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Definately some great lines! Here are some of my favs:

bob and weave you're attempts futile like dabrakes.com getting site hits
you're website got 500 hits?

dude they all came from my links!

from my words cuttin like doctors utensil opening small slivers

while your words cut about as well as plastic scissors

cause i exist outside the box and outfox any rhyming rebel

only pointing goin on is me outpointin my opponents on every level

(good comeback!)

you're a one trick pony you're one slick phony

once ive read one verse from you ive read them all homey

you're inability to change has just set you up for you're greatest fall

you're cocky like rocky but you cant knock me i stand tall

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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