Members bagotrasho Posted March 25, 2005 Members Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Or How about Jazz: Hey let go of my women's thigh Hilary: Thats my ankle Jazz Jazz: Well mabye if you gave me a little thigh I could tell or the difference OR Jazz: My best friend is back from Philly and I have to hear about it on the street! Will: I tried to get ahold of you here have you been stayin Jazz: THE STREET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bagotrasho Posted March 25, 2005 Members Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 HA just remembered another one! When Carlton tells Will the story about the ant and the grasshopper Carlton: You see what the moral of the story is Will? Will:Yep even if we were insects I'd still be bigger than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissAshley Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 what about this one? Lisa: Will?! Will: Well it ain't Fat Albert! :hilarious: :kekeke: :hilarious: :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 26, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Or How about Jazz: Hey let go of my women's thigh Hilary: Thats my ankle Jazz Jazz: Well mabye if you gave me a little thigh I could tell or the difference :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: i love that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 My favorite was Will got a car with no insurance. And the car gets run into by Malcom J. Warner (Theo from the Cosby Show). He takes him to court. But I think the funnest lines came from Jazz to tell what he witness to the accident. Their in court Uncle Phil calls Jazz to the stand..... Uncle Phil: "Jazz you can put your hands down." Jazz:"Nah uh. Dude's got a gun. Next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back." Uncle Phil: "Jazz" Jazz: "Ok. (looks at the bailiff) I'm...Putting....My...Hands...Down." Uncle Phil: "Jazz can you give us your account." Jazz: "Can't. They close my account. The bank said I was allegedly written bad checks. I don't know what they talkin' about those checks were perfectly legible." :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Jazz is so funny. :hilarious: :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissAshley Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 i'm sure i probably posted it before, but my all time fave Will line: "Somebody's gotta be the mature one here.....and it ain't gonna be Aunt JE-MI-MA!" :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 That is a good 1 too. I just love they way Will said it. :angel: :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 I love when Will imitates Lisa at therapy. "*sucks teeth*" and then he goes on and on. I love his facial expression. "U don't never buy me nothing nice, U need to get a job. And don't talk about your uncle. He isn't fat, he is big-boned." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshPrincess Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 I love when Will imitates Lisa at therapy. "*sucks teeth*" and then he goes on and on. I love his facial expression. "U don't never buy me nothing nice, U need to get a job. And don't talk about your uncle. He isn't fat, he is big-boned." ha! that whole episode is classic! When Wheezy says " he looks like a car coming down the road with both doors open"..... :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 I must say one fault of that show is they never had Arsenio Hall on it. I remember watchin the VH1 special on Arsenio and talkin bout how him and Will went at it. FPOBA did have it's share of guests tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshPrincess Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 FPOBA did have it's share of guests tho. Definately, Tom Jones has to be one of my favorites! That episode is insane! :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Yeah then there was the 'this dude knows everybody' part in the episode where Will and Carlton were trying to impress that girl for Hillary's halloween party. there was loads of guests featured then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerkot Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Yeah then there was the 'this dude knows everybody' part in the episode where Will and Carlton were trying to impress that girl for Hillary's halloween party. there was loads of guests featured then! Yup Quincy Jones was in that episode right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Come on. How could U forget? He must of paid someone triple the amount of nickels to shine that head. :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 lol @ fuq! watching the dvd last night... this lines ironic because it makes me crack up too!: "Zeke! that one always kills me!" :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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