mfuqua23 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 I thought about the episode where Ashley gets bullied by Paula. "It's kinda rough neighborhood, wanna walk me to my car?" -"Speaking as a lawyer, I must say your daughter fits a criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead and brains suitable for small rodents!" -(very fast)"I think U must have her confused with your mama!" *ppppppcchhhh!* "That's it Uncle Phil! Your grounded! You know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BabyPrince Posted April 3, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 When Carlton tells Will the story about the ant and the grasshopper Carlton: You see what the moral of the story is Will? Will:Yep even if we were insects I'd still be bigger than you looool this was so funny, carlton's face :mad8: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members badboys Posted April 3, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 I think Geoffrey added some of the most random and surprising lines ever... Although he didn't have a huge roll on the show, he was really funny... Props to Joseph Marcell. Here are a couple of funny lines... The time he was talking about chia pets and later in the scene he walks though and says: "L-L-L-Larry" Phil:"I've worked my butt off for this family.." (or something like that) Geoff:" And yet it has come back with a VENGENCE!" *the poet club episode* Geoff:"CANONS, to the left of them... CANONS, to the right of them..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bagotrasho Posted April 3, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 this is one of my favorites Uncle Phil: I weigh the same thing i did in high school Will: Yea if you add up all four years :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) I don't remember what episode it was, but here's a funny line: Will and Carlton walk into the kitchen while Geoffrey's cooking dinner Will: "Something smells good in here, G" Geoffrey: "Aren't you glad I used Dial?" *Will and Carlton give him a weird look* Geoffrey: "...You were talking about the food, weren't you..." :hilarious: Edited April 5, 2005 by FuNkY.FrEsH.ChIcK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bagotrasho Posted April 6, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 in the episode where will joins the basketball team Coach Smiley: Don't make an assumption or You will be an ASS and the UMP wi.. TION you :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SweetKisses4Will Posted April 8, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 My fave line that will has says has got to be the one when he takes Aunt Viv to Lamaze class and Vanessa Williams walks in and will goes"Ooh Who is that? she is all that, she is fine!" Then Vanessa takes off her coat and Will goes "She's one of the fat boys!" I thought that was so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) i was just watching the first season and i forgot about this funny part. its on the mall episode with all the flashbacks. when will dercibes a time when he saw a bunch of famous people, kadeem mardison says this, "im a big giants fan and will is a big philedelphia eagles fan, it was the biggest game of the season and the giants were up by five.randal cunnigham had just been knocked out of the game by laurence taylor,the eagles were desperate they had no other way to go they knew that there was only one man in philedeplia to be called on in philedeplhia in this situation. they looked to the stands. there he stood will smith.he came down, got in the game threw a 72 yard touchdown pass....to himself,in street clothes when the game was over the crazy crowd mobbed and pulled him, and ripped him and pulled him. he broke away. he ran and gave the game ball to this little kidstanding on the sideline with tears in his eyes........that little kid was me" then all the people in the room start hugging. :hilarious: :hilarious: (this took long to write, i had to watch the dvd and pause then write, so its perfectly accurate) Edited April 10, 2005 by WILL IS ILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bagotrasho Posted April 10, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 i was just watching the first season and i forgot about this funny part. its on the mall episode with all the flashbacks. when will dercibes a time when he saw a bunch of famous people, kadeem mardison says this, "im a big giants fan and will is a big philedelphia eagles fan, it was the biggest game of the season and the giants were up by five.randal cunnigham had just been knocked out of the game by laurence taylor,the eagles were desperate they had no other way to go they knew that there was only one man in philedeplia to be called on in philedeplhia in this situation. they looked to the stands. there he stood will smith.he came down, got in the game threw a 72 yard touchdown pass....to himself,in street clothes when the game was over the crazy crowd mobbed and pulled him, and ripped him and pulled him. he broke away. he ran and gave the game ball to this little kidstanding on the sideline with tears in his eyes........that little kid was me" then all the people in the room start hugging. :hilarious: :hilarious: (this took long to write, i had to watch the dvd and pause then write, so its perfectly accurate) lol i dont remember that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreshPrincessofBell-Air Posted April 10, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Here's two of I think that are funny: Will:how you doin...it's Rafiki calling from whatson, listen johnny, could you play that song by Ashley Banks called 'make up your mind' cause you see i'm like this man who can't make up his mind so i wanna listen to this song called make up your mind. Carlton>Why don't you act like an adult?, ...<Will>why don't you look like one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissAshley Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 :hilarious: i just remembered the most hilarious thing, but as usual i can't remember the exact episode, Will was threatening somebody and he goes... "yeah, 'fore you get straight molly-whopped up in here boy!" :hilarious: :kekeke: :hilarious: :kekeke: i don't know why i just thought of that but i had to post...does anybody else remember it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 oh yeah I remember it... can't remember who he was saying it to tho, I think it's from an episode at the end of one of my tapes, and i haven't been watching my tapes that often recently - definitely not Season One tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Monizzle Posted December 16, 2013 Members Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Carlton: Deck the slopes with babes in tight pants, fa la la la la la la la la! Carltons gonna get some romance, fa la la la la la la la la! Will: No you’re not cause you’re too ugly, fa la la la la la la la la! They'll all be with me cute and snuggly, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brovins Posted January 7, 2014 Members Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Will: Hey. Hey, Carlton. Oh, man, you are never gonna believe this. Let me tell you, I'm at this crap table, right? It's crazy.I'm just barking numbers like, boom, seven, boom, 11. The crowd is going crazy. The girls are like, "Willy Smith, is that you?" I'm like, "Who you think it is?" They're going crazy. They all love me. I'm throwing back doors, yos, Little Joes, all that kind of stuff. I'm just straight jacking the casino for their loot. Man, I was like a crap Mandingo. Carlton: So, what happened? Will: Hey, can you spot a brother 20? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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