scyhigh99 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbfprince Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 you tripped :ridepony: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 :ditto: OR TELL THEM THE DOG DID IT :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpinJack AJ Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 I think i'd tell them they were snoring....then kick them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesSyde Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 i told them i did it cuz i felt like it and if they want beef we can take it outside and get down :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrshPrnceCharmng Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Frantically say there was a rat there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fan 4ever Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 I think i'd tell them they were snoring....then kick them again. :ditto: Same here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 17, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 "i was breakin in my new kicks" :sneak: :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildWildWillennium Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 I'd say I waz sleepwalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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