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Round 1 Scyhigh99 vs Schnazz


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Forget it, Brakes: I don't even have time to FIND the rules.

I'm a busy guy, with minimal time, to beat these fools who

Wanna battle me, board members try to rattle me, tattle on me,

"Where's Scy? It seems the kid's gun shy. He go and hide??"

Nah, I'm not that type of guy! I've just had bigger fish to fry. THAT's why.

But I'm here now, finally, so people please start clappin.

I need a beat -- stat! I'm about to start rappin...

Okay, who's up first? Who I gotta go against?

Hmmm... a user named "Schnazz." Alright, let us commence.

To be honest, I don't know the first thing about you.

You're new. You're stuck on post number 32.

But I see in your profile that you reside in Indiana,

And from this fact alone it's clear who here is top banana.

Just like the Celtic/Pacer matchup startin tommorow night,

Boston's gonna beat Indy in this little rhyme-fight.

But what if I do lose? What if the judging's weak and porous?

Don't worry, I'll move on, still cooler than Zach Morris,

Because I'll ALWAYS have my (mom's) PIMPTASTIC FORD TAURUS.

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Now listen up scy, you think you got some game

Ya know I'm the man that's earnen all the fame

You rooten for the Celts, and pullen for the Sox?

Are you thinking that you're like one of them jocks?

Well just stop talken and listen here son

Time for the elder to show ya how it's done

I drop so much science, just call me Dr. Thumbs

Your rhymes are so weak, folks are grabben for the Tums

But let me explain in the terms that ya know

I'm out there dunken, while you gank your free-throw

You got foul balls, and ya always strike out

I got tons of home runs and all sorts of clout

I'm maken the loot, while you beg at Thaniel Hall

I'm teachen the class, your loosen at kickball

You think Jeff and The Prince are the best on Earth

I was bumpen them on the day of your birth

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