Freestyle Team Battle II Final!

[Hero1]

Okay here it is the final folks!

WillisIll/Schnazz vs Mfuqua/BigTed

you get 32 Lines Each!

the order is this

WillisIll

Mfuqua

Schnazz

BigTed

WillisIll

Mfuqua

Schnazz

BigTed

Let the battle begin!!

[Mike]

We won already, declare us the winner

Bigted's losin his touch, hes gettin thinner

Wheres the man who killed me in freestyles

Guess the tables have turned, go ahead in deniel

That you have gone and lost your flow

And if your readin mine your hearin mine, thats fo sho

I'll teach some stuff that you will never know

Its my turn so i just go, into a crazy rap mode

You cant stop me, unstoppable like a swarm of killer Bs

You'd need a little more than a can of bug spray

Your weak rhymes wont keep me at bay

Hey fuq, i know thats not a slang for f*ck

But thats what you've been right now, theres no luck

Or chance at all, that you could beat us in a battle

We'll herd you up guys up, like you were cattle

Look at me, im the MVP, you cannot be

Anything near or close to my skill

If you try, i will only kill

Its what im trained to do, which is bust on through

Any punk rappers, who think they can make it too

You two guys are a perfect example

On two mcs that are just a sample

Of what me and schnazz, are able to make

Cause when we battle 'gainst you, its easy as cake

And words we say will just confuse you

And we are only trying to use you

To show the world, not to mess with us

And to take your defeat without a fuss

Cause you know lost, your gone, see ya later

Until i spit my next rhyme verses you lil haters

So here is my man Schnazz, in for the switch

He'll make you cry like you were a lil b*tch

[mfuqua23]

Will would get ill from hearin’ y’all rap

U couldn’t even be a star if U were the capital on America’s map

Don’t keep the game saturated, and get me aggravated

Y’all getting killed in this final, was premeditated

Got U rockin’ back and forth in blankets, while Ted and I rock the mic

Our rhymes wear AIR Jordans, so they take flight

and dunk on U, despite U beggin’ them not to

U just can’t control what they will or they won’t do

After that game, U go home crying to mama

Then dig a hole, hide like Saddam, grow a beard like Osama

Try to come back, get One More Chance, and won’t be BIG about it

We ain’t tryna deal wit wimps, so see ya ‘round kid

U should call us Tribe Called Quest, cuz We Got The Jazz

Beat WILL IS ILL and Schnazz at any music genres the world’s had

We’re so smooth, we’re like da ladies legs usin’ Nair

The ball’s always in our court, cuz we’re true players

We got game, adored by the Public, hated by our Enemies

Flip y’all like 50 Cent, this is How We Do when we MC

Fresh like the, Prince, Jazzy like, Jeff

Movin on up, we go ‘Step by Step’

This ain’t a family affair, this is ‘Family Matters’

“Did I do thaatttt?”, I made ya raps shatter

Good thing U ain’t a Winslow, cuz y’all win-nothing

Sure U got the 1st 2 rounds, but they ain’t nothing

Y’all can have Team Battle III to help ya rap career

But by that time, a bunch of wienie juniors will be here

I wouldn’t bet on it tho, cuz U’d lose again

Just go to the WS board, and battle them

Who needs Nostradamus to prophesize the future of that?

U’d get beat out by rhymes as simple as “The Cat In The Hat”

I’m a tell ya the same thing, Dave Chappelle told Carson Daly, dude

“Save ya money”, so U can pay the bill given by Dr. Suess

Edited June 28, 2005 by mfuqua23

[Schnazz]

Finally, we're up against some guys I can at least respect

Though that's not changen anything, your rhymes I will still dissect

All right Fuqua, you're the first that I'm going to go after

When I'm done, your expense will be the fuel to the crowds laughter

Yea, it's been two rounds that Ill and Schnazz won just recently

Just like last battle, our flow continues consistently

You're saying we can get beat down by Suessian rhymes?

That's fine, he could be the richest poet of modern times

And the most influential rhymer of the last century

I'd chase his success, not follow Suge to the penitentiary

Lets compare our teams skill to your knowledge that's so cursory

We could spit from the mountain top, your words belong in a nursery

Ya wanna throw some pop culture quotes in the mix just for fun?

I was doing that since the very first battle that I won

I got my Pimp Juice flowing while you're sporten your Milk Shake

Of the 5 Rules, some how you manage to have 8 ya break

This College Dropout wasn't born as a Fortunate Son

But I studied Mr. Wendal to become the Chosen One

How about Big Teddy, who's trying to like Kurtis Blow?

Your 8 Million Stories bore me with your simplistic flow

You could write for years before you can get 5 Minutes of Funk

If rhymes were hoops, you'd constantly be a foot short of a dunk

I'll give ya credit Ted, it takes courage to face me again

After that ten to one round, you musta been crushed by my win

I imagine you must be getting more and more frustrated

Since I keep out doing you, making you look castrated

And this time it'll be tougher for you to claim the crown

Cuz now I'm teamed with Ill, we're both focused on taking you down

But stay strong man, you've mastered what most find to be hardest

When listening to music, you constantly choose the right artist

So I got faith in you man, some day you can rise to the top

But that can't happen till both Schnazz and Ill retire from hip-hop

[bigted]

Aight Will is Ill

You better learn that it's time to chill

Before you get burned on my grill

Your no opposition for the words I spill

To burn you wit, my rhymes kill

It's time to go to bed, here's some Nightquill

Instead of contesting to front on my skills

When you thought I was gonna bust, I continually shine to fulfill

All my plans ,so in this battle I'll get ranked #1, my moves thrill

You thought I was gonna come up short, but I continually build

Myself a foundation like a fort, so you can't cease my will

I won this battle before it begun, so you need to give it up

'Cause the public knows Big Ted's the chosen one and you're a chump

I'm breaking competition up into chunks

Slicing wannabes up like I'm making lunch

Terrorizin' teams everytime I step my game up

Your disses are weak like 50's 'Piggy Bank' track

If this was basketball I'm dunkin' over Schnazz

When I receive fuq's ally-oop pass

That's why you'll be losing fast

Once we're ahead we ain't looking back

We acclerated our groove to last

We ain't the average one hit wonders to crash

Even we get older we'll continually impact

Order in the court we're taking a stand

If this was a sport we're a team that lives up to the demand

Living up the preditions by ripping up the competition

Not about to give up position when I'm spitting

If you're saying you're winning that's contradiction

I could make a living off this, this isn't fiction

That's why you're finished when you're beginning

Damn right, I'm gonna be a legend one day like Kurtis Blow is

[Mike]

Why dont you, just get up and go

Cause you two spit a weak flow

Why dont you learn some new words

Insted of using ones we've heard

Why dont you find another word that rhymes with "ill"

You think that makes you better, come on, get real

Why dont you leave and never come back

Cause i dont think you could survive another attack

That comes from either me or Schazz

He'll make you a fool, "whoops" he already has

Why dont know mock me for how this rhyme's set up

Its not my fault im creative and your corrupt

Cause i say sh*t no one has ever said before

When you finish this you'll be askin for more

From your favorite rapper cause your my number one fan

Your twenty years old? Why dont you act like man?

Just for the record im fifteen years old

"How can a kid have lyrics so bold?"

Easy, i spit truth when i rhyme

So when i say sh*t, it takes so little time

For me to think up lyrics that you can vibe to

You think you're doin good? Think it through

Your against the two, who made a fool of you

So rap back good and make it something new

Your both losers, we're the winner, face the facts

Me and schnazz push the limit to the max

A limit you two cannot reach or see

You wanna be something you cannot be

Which is a good mc. Leave that to us

Better luck next time, clean off the rust

From your rap game, you both sound the same

There'll be another tourny, im "glad" you came

[mfuqua23]

So y'all got a problem wit my pop culture bits

Challenge me to nail the bull's eye, and this verse the dart, it'll hit

All the points I set were followed, now I'm my own leader

Now I know how to battle right, I'm a winning streaker

And U can at least see it, but illiterate, U can't read it

So put the audios up, U can hear and believe it

A high-risk achiever, that's what I've always been

These battles the start of re-energizing, but this ain't at where begin

Y'alls fate is sealed to adhesive tape that your too stupid to break

At least ya safe, but don't think about it cuz I don't want ya to be in a bad state

And Schnazz'll, wish he had my type of razel-dazel

It's not magical, if ya willing to learn, U can have it too

But I can't help U out none, U won't pay attention

So serve a detention, after that ask for an extension

It's a no go, no reason to show U how to flow

Ridiculous, U need to try to learn something tho

So U got into aerobics? On a diet and look great?

Hmm, why R U rollin down the street at MPH of 108

And ya partner is just a simple sentence

Can't tell me if it's in the the past, present, or future tenses

Thought U would shine like discs and glitter, but no, ya just a b****

Next Halloween fly on da broom, don't stick it up ya butt, be a real witch

U got ate up in this Final, U musta been a sandwich

Next time, we need to face talents, cuz we don't want our title handed

to us, damn, we flew thru em like it was rush hour

They tried to stall, tried to run, but they can't even crawl

Your lightyears from our skill, milleniums from a deal

and as far as bein' fans of Will, they really lied to get in here

And steal audios people took time to search, make, or upload

Go be bums on someone else's forum, get out our humble aboad

Don't even show ya faces behind the post

Well then again, u really can't anyway cuz y'all just been blew to smoke

Edited June 30, 2005 by mfuqua23

[Schnazz]

I'm not a fan of Will?!? Boy, you just crossed the line!

Fan for 17 years, I guess that's not that long of a time

I was bumpen them while you where still sucken you mommas teat

Just Rockin', Brand New Funk, and of course Nightmare on My Street

I've been a JJ/FP fan damn near your entire life

Since long before the days when rap was only about strife

You're missteppen, you best be checken who you battle against

There're seven games out there that reference Jeff and The Prince

If ya want to find easter eggs, just quote a song of theirs

It's paying homage to the greatest duo of all rap pairs

I'm the cat that was putting in all those references

To JJ/FP to ease up the games to folks preferences

And don't doubt that I make efforts to help out on the forum

The game Who Stole The DJ has me leading up the quorum

That games gonna be hot and it'll entertain ya'll for days

When it's done, it'll add even more to the JJ/FP craze

And in this battle, I'm not trying to follow your lead

I'm just setting you straight, my rhymes are causing your sweat to bead

Cuz like the song says, Anything you can do, I can do better

Just ask your girl, be it loven, writen or maken cheddar

Ya think ya know how to battle now? I'm glad we could help ya out

It's too late for you now, maybe you can succeed it the next bout

Maybe you can educate me, I've been curious for a while

Is ignorance truly bliss? Do ya find that ya frequently smile?

Based on your rhymes, you apparently don't know too terribly much

Your words prove overwhelmingly that your knowledge is out of touch

Your lack of information, you're trying to legitimize

Attacking my wisdom, it's intelligence you victimize

But these words flow so strong that they could never be held back

And my mind, you and Ted will never be able to jack

So give up your attack, it's time to come to your senses

Accept our superiority, that is the public consensus

[bigted]

Aight here goes my final statements

Before I steer towards my victory parade to begin

Me comin' up short would be like Big Daddy Kane half steppin'

When my lyrics pour its way off the pen again

My spirit shines toward the game I'm representing

If you question my name your time will be diminished

The clock for you has already ended

I'm giving you a shock like a power outage

I'm staying on top from outshining competition

Will Is Ill is saying that rhymes are simple

Well your skills are exterminated, so your lines are forgettable

When you try debating you sound pitiful

You should try to “Pump Ya Brakes” kid before it gets critical

Nothing you say I find to be truthful

Running through my lane'll make you continually burn slow

Like Nasir Jones I'm providing the “Ether” flow

It's “Summertime” so you're 'bout to melt like a popsicle

Winning the battle this time for you is a Mission Impossible

When I'm playing Schnazz on his own Game System, I still take control

The only credit he gets is being a long time fan of the greatest duo

When this battle's finished, he'll be a fan of us for making moves to roll

With respect for determinance to stay true to our goals

There's no confusion when we break the mold

Being average isn't what we claim to settle for

It was a nice try but your run is up

You'll have to humble this time as a runner up

It took a lot of pride to even show up

Since fuq and I got this game sowed up

It's better if you finish your ride and pave the road for us

Don't resist what we provide, just claim to show love

'Cause if you even try to hate, you'll roll over to bust

[Hero1]

okay everyone you can now vote for this battle!! voting ends in 2 days from now

[Schnazz]

Good luck, ya'll had some great rhymes!

[mfuqua23]

Yeah, these battles were great. I'm actually glad I did it, cuz I never really battled before. Y'all should see my battle rhymes when I 1st started writing. :lolsign: But it wasn't that bad. I dont think.

[Hero1]

okay WillisIll/Schnazz WIN!!