Mike Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 (edited) heres a little something i wrote on the cruise, about the cruise. short. cute. nothing special, not that good...by the way, its ALL true "Cruise Vacation" Written by WILL IS ILL (Mike) I came on the flight all calm and chill Reading my mag tryin keep it real But the engine started and i got scared Couldnt see i was safe, like i was visually impaired I was fine in the air, but nervous for the landin The plane came to a stop, then everyone was standin So i was on my way to the big 'ol cruise ship Itinarary changin, so mexico wasnt my trip Chillen on the cruise ship watchin a video by 5 jurassic then Ali vs Foreman on ESPN Classic Time to get off the boat, and go to the island It was sunny out and everyone was smilin The beach was a little bit too far Had to take a bus cause we dont know where we are My knees on the bus were against the bar And the trees in the way, i couldnt see too far But dont get me wrong, the ride was fun Cause i was on my way to sit in the sun So im sittin, chillen with my fam on the beach I was gettin kinda hot, my sprite was outta reach So i leaned over and what i saw took away my speech It was a, tan man with white hair and red lipstick He looked really nasty it almost made me get sick He had on a top, the kind that girls wear And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare He had a tat on his thigh that read "porn star" is this guy serious? thats a lil too far He looked a lil horny so i named him Ken Kaniff Was he a boy or a girl? i couldnt tell the diff So we went back to the ship and had a cross eyed driver It was a scary trip but i said, "what a nice ride sir" So before you know it, my cruise is done And retrospectin, it was so much fun So i highly suggest that you take a cruise Dont wait too long, if you snooze you lose Edited July 26, 2005 by WILL IS ILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesSyde Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 dope rap man! that's a pretty wierd encounter u had there! it reminds me of Everything That Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 thats good man nice job with that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bracesup Posted July 25, 2005 Members Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 He had on a top, the kind that girls wear And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare He had a tat on his thigh that read "porn star" One can only imagine the nightmares you would be getting after an incident like that! :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cookies Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 LOL. some story u told! I laughed at this part... It was a, tan man with white hair and red lipstick He looked really nasty it almost made me get sick He had on a top, the kind that girls wear And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare it reminded me of a long tyme ago I was driving on the expressway and some idiot drives out of nowhere, (u know when u wanna give the finger to crazy drivers)...but instead, I looked over at him on my left,...this fat white dude who had on BRIGHT red lipstick beyond his lips, smudged sorta on his face,... a wig that was just 'sitting' on his head, and he made an ugly face & stuck out his tongue at me, and pulled down his shirt over um...his chest/breast whatever it was,...LOL. I just know that sucka was HUGE... and it scared the living MESS out of me. LOL... peace, cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bracesup Posted July 25, 2005 Members Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Okay, off topic. Hey Cookies, I'll give you a hundred pretend dollars if you just post one reply without the blue colour. So do we have a deal? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Nice work! :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 That was a good rap! Very interesting story... :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cookies Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Okay, off topic. Hey Cookies, I'll give you a hundred pretend dollars if you just post one reply without the blue colour. So do we have a deal? :haha: ← lmbo. nope got to be real dollars... I love my blue, i feel naked typin without it... :2thumbs: peace, cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 yeah man can't you tell evern her Sig is in blue haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 that was great man, love that kinda rap, especially when it's funny and relatable to :2thumbs: keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bracesup Posted July 26, 2005 Members Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 QUOTE(3cookies @ Jul 25 2005, 05:49 PM [color=blue)lmbo. nope got to be real dollars... I love my blue, i feel naked typin without it... :2thumbs: peace, cookie ← Whoa then. We don't want any NC-17 situations happening here. :lolsign: Stick to your blues, Cookies. :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cookies Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 LOL . Thanks 4 ur permission. :2thumbs: peace, cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dumdumdiddy91 Posted July 26, 2005 Members Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 yo man that rap was deeply dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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