"Dictionary"

[Mike]

Heres a lil track for white kids like me that dont know slang. well i do know but i didnt, and i felt i should right a track for them. FEEDBACK please.

“Dictionary”

Written by WILL IS ILL (Mike)

{Spoken}

Here is a dictionary for all the white kids like me, and the Oreos. Who don’t know slang.

Fellow white kids who grew up suburban

If it sounds Chinese when someone speaks urban

I know what you’re feelin, I was that way too

But now im a rapper and here to help you

One thing to remember is when you don’t understand

This aint a classroom, so don’t put up your hand

When someone talks slang, make sure your not icein

That’s a dirty look, write that down twice’n

Make sure you don’t damage their whip

Cause you might end up with a broken hip

Translation of whip, that means car

With out one of those you won’t get far

And if you have a lady friend who wants to give you dome

Invite that girl right into your home

That means a blowjob; there are many words for that

But make sure she’s not taken, man might use his gat

A gat is a gun, so watch out for those

Get on some fresh threads, that means some new clothes

That’s end of part one, and the rhyme just begun

So sit back, learn and just have some fun

(Chorus)

If you don’t understand, Webster didn’t tell you sh*t

You don’t know slang and you can admit

Flip on the track, yes the dictionary

When you don’t know and you think it’s kinda scary

Spit is the sh*t that comes from your mouth

But when you rhyme, it’s the words that come out

A balla should have mad hops to amaze

A basketball player should jump high when he plays

If he offers burn, that means weed

Make sure it has no stems or no seed

That’s of course if you say yes

I would say no, but you know the best

It’ll waste your cheddar and I don’t mean food

That’s the cash in your pockets. No cash, your screwed

So that’s the last page of my definitions

I hope from this song I get some recondition

I gotta be out that means there’s somewhere I gotta be at

But the black people already knew that

(Chorus)

Edited July 27, 2005 by WILL IS ILL

[Snouf]

This is a good idea for a song, good concept and some good rhymes, I like it!

One thing to remember is when you don’t understand

This aint a classroom, so don’t put up your hand

That means a blowjob; there are many words for that

But make sure she’s not taken, man might use his gat

A gat is a gun, so watch out for those

Get on some fresh threads, that means some new clothes

That’s end of part one, and the rhyme just begun

So sit back, learn and just have some fun

I like those lines, I didn't know that "threads" means clothes and that a gat is a gun so thank you Mike :2thumbs:

[kbfprince]

Haha, I love this rhyme. Great stuff :2thumbs:

[Fresh-Ta-Def]

haha man this is the most origional written i've ever seen haha there are alot more words you need to explain though maby in store for "dictionary pt.2" hahaha

[WesSyde]

nice one, mike! i was really feelin that. i didn't know threads meant clothes. i guess that's not a slang used too much over here.

[Jonny 5]

Nice rhyme man, is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? - "Hip Hop Flashcards!!!" :lolsign:

[Mike]

:lolsign: i love that episode, but im a lil off topic. feedback!!

Edited July 28, 2005 by WILL IS ILL

[Schnazz]

I liked the concept and ya had some good lines! Though "Oreos" isn't exactly the nicest of terms.

[Bracesup]

That was a funny read. Nice one man. :2thumbs:

[3cookies]

Nice rhyme man, is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? - "Hip Hop Flashcards!!!" :lolsign:

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LOL Jonny.

I had fun reading that Will is Ill... :2thumbs:

peace,

cookie

[Da Brakes]

Very original! Great work!

[PeaceAngel]

I liked that! That was funny to read and it was very original! :2thumbs: