Members PhiL Posted August 10, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 (edited) What are your fave Uncle Phil fat jokes? Mine are: Philip - Geoffrey would you fetch me my tools? Geoffrey - You mean you knife and fork? Philip - I don't feel like eating tonight Geoffrey - Should i call 911? *Philip is dancing around the living room* Will - EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!! Philip: I worked my ass off for that boy Geoffrey - and yet it's come back with avengance Will - Hey mom if uncle Phil is gonna be staying in my room you better make sure he gets on the bottom bunk cause if he gets up on the top bunk gravity aint no joke Edited August 11, 2005 by PhiL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 those were really funny. i forgot how this one goes exactly but it was when will and carlton made the bet that he couldnt stay in compton for 2 days. uncle phil said something that could easi;y be made into a fat joke then will said "im in too much trouble as it is" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Uncle Phil: "..........and you know what he did? He challenged me" Will: "To what? A pie eating contest!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesSyde Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 yeah i remember those Ashley (or someone): But Daddy... Uncle Phil: I don't want any buts! Geoffrey: Your obviously losing that battle (or somethin like that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dumdumdiddy91 Posted August 10, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Vivian: Is that health insurance person still in there with your uncle? will: yea Ashley: I hpe hes alright.......im worried about daddy Will: yo i heard him tell uncle phil that he got Dunlap syndrome Everybody at the table: Dunlap syndrome....whats that? Will: it means his belly done lapped over his belt (or something like that :lolsign: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I have 2 favorites. Ok the first 1 is when Will gets a Job at that theme restaurant. Will: Ask what would ya'll want 2 drink(or something close 2 that) Uncle Phil: I can't seem 2 decide. Will: Well Sir we do have all 3 flavors of slim fast. :lolsign: Is when Will tell Uncle Phil that he is going 2 control Ashley's singer career. Uncle Phil: I am going 2 be on u like a shadow Will: Well wit u be more of an eclipse. :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign: I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted August 10, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 (edited) Here's a good one Will - Yo G is Uncle Phil still mad about last night? Geoffrey - Well you remember that pie he was saving? Carlton - Oh my god he ate it! Geoffrey - It's worse than that i'm afraid *Geoffrey opens the fridge door* Will - OH MY GOD!!!........................................................IT'S STILL THERE!!!!! I know that isnt 100% correct but i couldnt remember it tidy Edited August 10, 2005 by PhiL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbfprince Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign: I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign: ← :lolsign: :lolsign: Professional wrestler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresh_from_sofia Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 yeah i remember those Ashley (or someone): But Daddy... Uncle Phil: I don't want any buts! Geoffrey: Your obviously losing that battle (or somethin like that) ← i was thinking for the same one when uncle Phil was stooping and G saw his big ... :1-say-yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign: I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign: ← :lolsign: :lolsign: Professional wrestler! ← Yeah that was it! :lolsign: :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 heres mine phill: it so nice to see you robertson judge robertson: Its so EASYYYY to see you Phillip Phill: i never would have made it through college without him Will: What did he widen the halls? Phill: im going to the kitchen to get a snack when im back you better be gone.... Jazz: I guess i got a long time then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted August 11, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Philip: It is amazing you sertanly have grown will Will: Well we all have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jenn Posted August 11, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get me my tools. Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork, sir? Uncle Phil: I'm the same weight I was in high school! Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years. Edited August 11, 2005 by Jenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshPrincess Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Viv: That man is on thin ice... Geofferey: I'll alert the fish! :3-laugh3: Phil, to Ashley: The road to New York goes through me Will: Would that be like, a six lane high way?!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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