Members Jenn Posted August 12, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Aunt Helen (to Vivian) Vi, girl, you look GOOD! And you've lost weight in all the right places! *hi-fives Vivian* Philip, you look good...and you look good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 sumguy: there you go shake ya groove thing geffory: if thats a groove thing, then the grand canyons a ditch!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted August 12, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I'm not sure if this would count as a fat joke but it's funny anyway Philip - You give me that damn phone or i'll rip your liver out and it it raw! Will - That's right and he's about due for a snack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted August 12, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Philip - Excuse me young man but around hear everyone carries their own weight! *10 seconds of silence* Ice Trey - Too easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the kid Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Vivian: Is that health insurance person still in there with your uncle? will: yea Ashley: I hpe hes alright.......im worried about daddy Will: yo i heard him tell uncle phil that he got Dunlap syndrome Everybody at the table: Dunlap syndrome....whats that? Will: it means his belly done lapped over his belt (or something like that :lolsign: ) ← i think its past his waist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members da_definition Posted August 29, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 (edited) not really a fat joke, but it is implied... Geoffrey: "Of all the rooms to burn down in your uncle's house... the kitchen! Are you mad, boy?" Jazz: "Man I'm hungry. When y'all eat around here?" Uncle Phil: "We eat here later. You eat here never. Jazz: "Looks like you eat here often. Will: "My uncle's twice the man you'll ever be!" Judge Robertson: "Ohh, he's got my vote!" Will: "At least my uncle stands for something!" Judge Robertson: "What's that? A buffet?!" Jazz: "Yo Mr. Banks! My tubbie, judicial brotha!" **Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house** Uncle Phil: "My God... that bug isn't going to get the best of me! Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he was chasing Moby Dick!" Geoffrey: "Between the two of you, the cricket is the whale?" Edited August 29, 2005 by da_definition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 haha yeah some of thoes are good ones.... what about (when the dance guy teachin uncle phill to dance) dance teach--- there you go shake that grove thing..!! Jeffory---- if thats a groove thing the grand canyons a Ditch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 When Will bid for that susan powter woman (does aerobis and fitness) and she says "i really want to stick around to see your uncle get to his ideal weight" Geoffrey - "now thats a life long comitment if ever there was one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissAshley Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 uncle phil walks into the kitchen in a red shorts set Will: "Hey Kool-Aid!" LOL that never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh-Ta-Def Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 haha yeah that ones the best ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart5 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Will and Carlton got sued by uncle phil for not paying their rent for the pool house. Will is saying his opening statement Will: But I know the TRUTH!!! (slams his fist on uncle phil's brief case) Uncle Phil: Objection!!!! Will is makeing a mochary of the entire legal system Will: And He is makeing a mochary of a finely cut italion suit (the suit uncle phil was wearing) Carlton and Will throwing a party when the were told not to. Carlton: Have you seen dad lately? Will: Well that is either a Rhino with his horn chopped off or him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 George (or whoever, from the episode will and his girl went to counseling) Yo' daddy so fat, when he went to school... he sat next to everybody. But still, he wasn't as fat, as ya' fat momma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crysTRILL Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 George (or whoever, from the episode will and his girl went to counseling) Yo' daddy so fat, when he went to school... he sat next to everybody. But still, he wasn't as fat, as ya' fat momma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted September 19, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 From the episode were Philip has a heart attack Philip - Will could you do me a favour Will - Uncle Phil we're not stoping for no burger!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 From the episode were Philip has a heart attack Philip - Will could you do me a favour Will - Uncle Phil we're not stoping for no burger!! Haha! It's even funnier when the doctor offers to go get a burger for him! "With the sirens on, we won't have to wait" :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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