Members PhiL Posted August 12, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 What songs from JJFP do you think have the funniest lyrics? IMO these lyrics are the funniest From Parents just don't understand The next half hour was the same old thing my mother bying my clothes from 1963 but then she lost her mind and did the ultimite! i asked her for addidas and she bought me ZITS!!!!!!!! From i think i can beat Mike Tyson I paid four hundered and seventy four thousand dollers for my ticket and the boy ran out the ring! Mike Tyson puched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Just One Of Those Days I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine I hopped up and put my feet on the floor ran to the bathroom then I (ow) hit my foot on the door the pain was immense as it started to throb I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 don't know if its that funny but i really like this from fp of belair: "First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like, Hmm this might be alrighti :3-laugh3: crack up whenever i hear this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawad_m Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 funniest lyrics are probally in code red when he says: another brother couldn't control his head, the other one code red. (it reminds me of the "southern uprising" from fresh prince) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gridwiz Posted August 13, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 From "Who Stole the DJ" I found an eye witness But his breath wreaked of chitlins All I know is his breath did pound Buddy forget it, just write it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scyhigh99 Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 I have a very sophisticated sense of humor, and the following lines get me every time. :3-laugh3: I love Will's delivery... "A Blazer, '89, Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, it is, But where are my keys? There they are, ...In the ignition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted August 14, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 this line always cracks me up.. "No, my name ain't Roberta..so dont be giving me Flak" :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 What songs from JJFP do you think have the funniest lyrics? I paid four hundered and seventy four thousand dollers for my ticket and the boy ran out the ring! Mike Tyson puched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off!! ← :lolsign: Everything in the Mike Tyson track is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcpbball30 Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 That Mike Tyson track is pretty funny, I like it a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) what about "then she bit me" that track is so messed up :lolsign: .......thats why i love it so much lol DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me Lyrics Ladies and gentleman you are about to enter the twilight zone I was in a club, one friday A lovely lady comes walking my way She walked up and she said hello I said hi, my names Joe I was lyin', so was she She said her name was Donny, But her shirt said Marie. She said you get to know me, you'll never forget me I said why, then she bit m. Ouch! That didn't hurt. Kinda creepy but she ripped my shirt. She poisoned me I went to sleep. Woke up at her house, At the back of a jeep. A Blazer, '89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, here it is, But where are my keys? There they are in the ignition. I'm at her house. It's a Tepee. No, it's a cabin No a skyscrapper. No, its an igloo. A shack. Forget it, I'll go around back. It's a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat. Shooo...I hate that sound. I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff. He's invisible. I went downstairs. It's a loft. No, it's a dungeon! There she is, doing aerobics. No, yoga. No, karate. (You killed my teacher) But what a body! No, he wasn't there. I'm tellin you I saw him No, really I saw him He was playing checkers. No, Nintendo Ok, I'm lying There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. Shaft. No, thats Kimba My fault...the T.V.'s off. There she is, what a doll. No, that's Chucky from Child's play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I had entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Anything can happen. I'm rough like sandpaper, Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it's over' to hell with your opinion! What I say goes from now on, This is my dominion! I dare any rapper to step on stage Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage I'm on a rampage psyche just kiddin Jeff wanted to do that But I didn't I thought that it would make the record dumb I guess I wasn't wrong Mary had a little lamb Her fleece was white as snow And everywhere that mary went so did humpty dumpty Jack and Jill went up a hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down, And broke his crown Hickory, dickory, dock Got to use the bathroom now, psyche, I was drafted. my favorite verse is the one with the nersery rhymes (i cant spell lol) Edited August 14, 2005 by WILL IS ILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gridwiz Posted August 18, 2005 Members Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 I Aways loved Everything that Glitters. DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince - Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) Lyrics Aw man! Put that ol' dumb horn down Hey, Jazzy Jazzy Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like He-he-ha! 1-2-3-4 Now that's a record! Now that's a record! Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing Not only for the humour, but for the knowledge I bring To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics In life everything ain't always what it seems But people are enchanted by things that gleam You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin Now I'm about to tell you a very interesting fable More fun than when you first got cable The moral to be learned from this story to be told Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold On July the 11th I was sittin at home Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise It said sunny skies and romantic nights On an incredible ship and I got hype It said it's like the Love Boat baskin in the sun Promisin fun for you and for everyone I said that's dope baby you're down She said yeah we could leave right now The very next day I put the check in the mail And one week later we were ready to sail The brochure said that the boat was large But it was nothin but a broken-down barnacle barge! And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I wouldn'ta went Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp The cruise was paid for and the food was free So I said what the hell and set out to sea It didn't take long to notice something was wrong The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it I didn't wanna panic, so I chilled for a while Till the captain pulled up on what we thought was a deserted isle We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts! The said, "Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-do" I said, "Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat" Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice I said, "Well, just take my girl - he-he - psyche" I was jokin, but things got serious Their leader came out and he was furious He got in my face and his breath was the worst I said, "Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse?" His breath was stinkin with dooky brown teeth And two big crusty ashy hairy feet The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose I tried to reason with him, he wasn't with it He said, "Tenga-shanko," that meant 'forget it' He said, "Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo" That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh Prince stew' Then I saw it - no, it's not The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot! I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em I thought to myself, 'Where's Tarzan when you need him?' Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up We had a major stroke of luck, a Navy ship pulled up The troops came off and they got us out of the pot And I said to the chief, "Yo, I get with ya, hops!" The guy that rescued us said, "I hate to tell you The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview We've been following him and finally we got him We're sorry, there's no way that you can possibly get a refund" A thousand dollars and a weekend down the drain But a lesson well learned, so let me explain There's a very important message that needs to be told It's that everything that glitters ain't always gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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