Members PhiL Posted September 21, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 We've allready got a Favorite Fat jokes thread so i figured that i'd make a favorite short jokes thread Mine are: From the episode Will gets a job: Will - (to carlton) Are you gonna be needing a boosta seat there little boy? Ashley - Will your like the big brother i never had Will - What are you talking your got Carlton (thinks) of right i see what you mean From the episode where Jazz gets married: Will - (playing with a doll of a bride) Oh i found the man of my dreams! (Will shows a groom doll but it's much smaller than the bride doll) Marry me Carlton I know there's more but that's all i can think of right now oh here's a got one! Carlton - Will you took a bullet for me! Will - Well that's not realy true cause i still could have gotten hit from my belly button up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 In the episode when Ashley invests money in the Bel Air bank to go to a different school: Carlton: "Something's afoot!" Will: "And something's a foot and a half!" *looks at Carlton* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted September 21, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 Hilary - (to carlton) Stand on a chair and say that to my face! (they were arguing about something but i can't remember what) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 this is when will and carlton are at the chalkboard. will: this is me, and this is you. carlton:alright, this is my brain, and this is your brain will: well this is my handsome face, and this is your itty bitty (something i forgot) face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Carlton: Can't we just talk like grown ups? Will: Yeah, call me when you GROW :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnazz Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I think they're arguing about who should take out the garbage: Carlton: You're closer to the door! Will: Well you're closer to the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 i cant remember any, but i realized that will is really mean to everybody on the show hahah. fat jokes. short jokes. but who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Amor Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 My favorite is when Will and Carlton are at the Peacock. And Carlton is telling Will 2 like hurry up. And Will responds by saying sumthing like this Will- Hold on there Chef Boyareyoushort. :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 In the blooper episode, when Will was backstage and showing the clothes that everyone wears, and he picks up a very small pair of pants and says "Here's Carlton's pants!" :rofl: I love that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart5 Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Carlton and Will argueing Carlton- Why can't you act like an adult? Will- Why can't you look like one? Also the Cheifboyareyoushort one is one of my favorites. hahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PhiL Posted September 25, 2005 Author Members Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Jazz - (Giving Carlton a very small shirt) Here Carlton, maby you'll grow into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoscoesChickNWaffles Posted September 25, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Favorite short joke is when Ashley throws her headband out of her door and it hits will in the stomach and he says "Had it been carlton you could have poked his eye out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 welcome to the board RoscoesChickNWaffles, interesting name by the way... tell us about yourself :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrshPrnceCharmng Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 I like the one involving Jaleel White. It went along these lines: Jaleel's character and Will walk into the kitchen where Carlton is. Will: I remeber you being taller Carlton. Jaleel: Really? I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Carlton: I'll have you know I'm average height Will: ......For a woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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